 100 Greatest
Characters in Film
April 13th, 2004100 Most Beautiful
Women
October 28th, 2003
100 Songs to Download NOW
October 7th, 2003
100 Worst Song Lyrics
features B and Ultimo Dragon
November 18th, 2003
50 Greatest Video
Games Ever
October 21st, 2003
50 Reasons to Hate the New
York Yankees
October 14th, 2003
50
Worst Halloween Costumes
January 27th, 2004
Halloween Week
40 Favorite Movie Scenes
November 18th, 2003
25 Best
Family Guy Moments
February 10th, 2004
25 Best Futurama Moments
July 20th, 2004
Adaptation
An adaptation of Adaptation.
March 16th, 2004
Asia
Argento
The coolest woman alive.
September 23rd, 2003
The Atari 10-in-1 Game System
Game-by-game review of this Christmas's must-have kitschy bullshit
October 7, 2025
Barry Bonds
Enters the World of Myst
Barry Bonds, surreal adventures, and the becoming his world thereof
July 7, 2025
Better
Living Through Emily
Explaining women by explaining the writer.
January 13th, 2004
Better Living Through
Emily's Sister
Explaining women by rooting through her sister's stuff.
March 23rd, 2004
Bill Ripken: Fuck Face
Aint-it-Cool review of THE error card.
February 10th, 2004
Blind Fist of
Bruce
Crappy kung-fu
October 14, 2025
Blue
A brief history of the Internet.
May 11th, 2004
Boston
The pros and cons of living there.
January 6th, 2004
The
Breeds of Music Fans
Know your musical role.
March 16th, 2004
Buffy:
25 Best Moments Ever
P-Boi's Buffy the Vampire Slayer watcher guide.
June 22nd, 2004
Build Your Own Boy
Meets World Episode
Classic TV construction.
August 24th, 2004
The Bullshit IQ Test
Parody of a beguiling Internet intelligence test
December 9, 2025
California Games
Classic NES review
September 9th, 2003
Card Game
A true story.
May 4th, 2004
Castle of Cagliostro
Movie review
September 16th, 2003
The Craft
Movie review.
January 27th, 2004
Creed: Footsteps
Celebrating the breakup of America's worst band.
June 5th, 2004
A
Day at the Ballpark
Progressive Boink fan-fiction.
April 20th, 2004
A Day at Oxmoor Center
An ode to a dying mall
May 11, 2025
The Derek
Jeter/Alex Rodriguez Saga
The Sims, baseball, Peter Gammons, the New Yankee Workshop, death
March 9, 2025
Dog Show
Progressive Boink fan-fiction.
December 2nd, 2003
Doomsday
A tribute to Road Warrior Hawk
October 28th, 2003
E3 2004
600+ games, and at least two or three you'll
want to play.
May 25th, 2004
Emily Fan Page
Hamid's Geocities tribute to my girlfriend.
April 3rd, 2004
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band
Christmas
Movie review.
December 16th, 2003
An Evening at Wrigley
Baseball, futility, heartbreak, loss, relationships that fall apart,
cell phone IM convos
October 21, 2025
An Evening of NCAA Tournament Basketball
Kentucky: Distraught
March 23, 2025
An Excuse for Topical
Humor: The Olson Twinz
The WWE's HOTTEST new tag team!
July 6th, 2004
The Fairer Demographic
A study.
July 27th, 2004
Flowers
for Skid Vicious
A bizarre, uncalled for hybrid of Flowers for Algernon and
the 1990 PC racing game "Stunts"
April 6, 2025
Fun with
Moviefone.com, volume 1
Examining the "Best caption" contest
November 11, 2025
Fun with
Moviefone.com, volume 2
"HEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!" -boyfriend
January 6, 2026
Fun with
Moviefone.com, volume 3
Featuring "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego", for
some reason
February 24, 2025
Fun with
Moviefone.com, volume 4
The guys from "Pardon the Interruption" rate Moviefone
entries and debate who is whose boy, respectively
April 20, 2025
Goosebumps
Classic literature review.
October 14th, 2003
Greg Maddux's
Greatest Page in the Universe
Maddox's Greatest Page in the Universe, as lampooned by a future Hall of
Fame pitcher
June 8. 2004
GTA
v1
Video game review.
September 30th, 2003
Great Inventions of Our
Time!
Great Inventions of Our Time!
January 20th, 2004
A Guide to Trip Hop
Or how you too can recognize music from car
commercials before everyone else.
February 10th, 2004
Hamid's Goldeneye 007 Website
An Indian boy's tribute to one of the greatest games ever
January 13, 2026
Hicks on TV: A
"Torkelsons" Primer
Classic TV review.
March 26th, 2004
IGN PC Review: Wolfowitz 3D
Review of the classic first-person prisoner abuse game
July 13, 2025
I'll Miss You,
Ronald Reagan
Big Bird says goodbye to the Great Communicator
June 15, 2025
Information for the
College-Bound Senior
Helpful tips and pointers for higher education.
April 26th, 2004
inikamoze.diaryland.com
The story of a man driven to madness and music by Bo Jackson.
July 27th, 2004
Instances
People and moments who have made a difference.
March 2nd, 2004
The Internal Dialogue of Barbie
Millicent Roberts
Not at all a poorly disguised dissection of
Barbie Super Model for the SNES.
April 6th, 2004
Internet Hanna-Barbara Fashion
Database
B's ongoing subsection/pet project.
May 18th, 2004 - present
It's
Our Time Down Here: Troy
The worst and most accurate movie review in history.
May 18th, 2004
Jumping and Standing
The Official RadioShack Guidebook Cover-Art Stand-Ins Forum
August 17, 2004
Just the 10 of Us
Classic TV review
April 8th, 2004
Kenan and Kel
Classic television review.
July 13th, 2004 |
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The Last Samurai
Movie review
January 6th, 2004
The LiveJournal of Gwydion
from King's Quest III
Angsty, annoying LiveJournal entries; offering
sexual favors to housecats
February 3, 2026
The LiveJournal of Kane
Online diary through HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE.
August 10th, 2004
The
LiveJournal of Richard Karn
The Internet diary of Richard Karn, better known as Al Borland of
"Home Improvement" fame
December 2, 2025
The LiveJournal of Tim, Survivor
of the Apocalypse
Online journal of a man condemned to watch
"You Got Served" for eternity
May 25, 2025
MadTV
Settle for less.
November 18th, 2003
The Mike Sweeney Story
An homage to the most tragically overlooked sports icon of our time.
August 24, 2004
The Modified ModifiedLiving.com
A spoof of www.modifiedliving.com
March 30, 2025
Morgan Webb Nude
The epic quest in ten parts.
March 2nd, 2004
Navin
Johnson has Failed Us All
Steve Martin's fall to sweater-wearing mediocrity
September 23, 2025
NBA Jam: Special
Tournament Edition
A big digitized picture of Clyde Drexler slam-dunking
December 30, 2025
Nobody
Cares About Our House
P-Boi HQ reviewed in it's first week.
June 7th, 2004
Nude Scene
Extravaganza - Drew Barrymore
A dissection of her nude scenes.
December 30th, 2003
Overlooked SNES
Games
What you should've been playing instead of
Donkey Kong Country 5: The Legend of Curly's Gold.
February 24th, 2004
P-Boi
Invades: Prom
Nick's prom. DOY.
May 25th, 2004
P-Boi Invades! volume 1
Searching for my child's Halloween costume
October 7th, 2003
P-Boi Invades! volume 2
Ultimo Dragon visits Hollywood Cemetery
November 11th, 2003
P-Boi Invades! volume 3
Racist and bizarre Dollar Store figurines.
March 27nd, 2004
featuring X-Entertainment.com's Matt
Pink
Emily's struggles with pink eye, nice shoes, and Mean Girls.
May 2nd, 2004
Player's Pulse
The Cavalcade of Shame.
April 20th, 2004
Pogs: They Existed
The top-selling worthless gimmick of 1995
November 25, 2025
The Progressive
Boinks: Week One
The debut game of our very own NFL franchise
November 18, 2025
ps2.IGN.com
Preview- Britney vs. the Music!
Britney Spears takes over the Playstation 2
November 25th, 2003
Punching Puppet Ghaleon Reviews
his Lint Trap
Part 1 of 278.
August 17th, 2004
Rating the Lesbians, volume 1
Lesbian scene reviews.
December 2nd, 2003
Commentary by Xena, Warrior Princess
Rating the Lesbians,
volume 2
Lesbian scene reviews continued.
December 9th, 2003
Commentary by Michael Ian Black
Rating the Lesbians,
volume 3
Lesbian scene reviews continued.
January 20th, 2004
Commentary by Radiohead's Thom Yorke
Rating the Lesbians,
volume 4
Lesbian scene reviews continued.
February 24th, 2004
Commentary by Matthew Gilbert, Boston Globe
Rating the Lesbians,
volume 5
Lesbian scene reviews continued.
June 29th, 2004
Commentary by Bill Walton and Carmello Anthony
Rating the Letters, volume 1
Letters A - M
March 2nd, 2004
Rating the Letters, volume 2
Letters M - Z
March 16th, 2004
Role Models for Today's
Youth
Outkast, Anna Nicole Smith, Barry Bonds, Harry Truman,
And Theodore Roosevelt.
June 22nd, 2004
Rounders
Movie review. Kinda.
August 3rd, 2004
Sanrio's
20 Worst Characters
Hello Kitty's less popular friends.
February 3rd, 2004
Scary Video Games
Horror-themed game reviews, while deeply depressed.
January 24th, 2004
Secrets of Baseball's
Future Revealed
P-Boi's look at the world of tomorrow, today!
June 29th, 2004
Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck
Dissecting Ziggy
September 16, 2025
Soul Man
Classic television review.
September 16th, 2003
So you've decided to...Date
Brooke Hogan
An Amazon.com guide to winning over Hulk Hogan's daughter.
June 29th, 2004
Spider-Man's 21
Worst Villains
From Big Wheel to the Hypno-Hustler.
August 24th, 2004
Square One TV
Remembering Mathman, Mathnet, Dirk Niblick, and the rest.
January 13th, 2004
Sunday Comics Review
Recap of the week's worst Sunday comics
July 20, 2025
A Sunday of NFL
Playoff Television
Dale Earnhardt Jr. stiff-arming would-be tacklers with his front
bumper
January 20, 2026
Tattoo Assassins
Unrelated to the secret association of ninjas living on Fantasy Island.
July 6th, 2004
THINGS THAT
ARE OLD OR HAD HAPPENED IN THE PAST.COM
Hamid's retro-culture website
June 29, 2025
Things to Do Besides Watch
Sports
DO NOT GO TO CHURCH.
February 3rd, 2004
Three
Stooges
Classic NES review
May 30th, 2004
Tony Hawk Explains The Rise, Rule, and Fall of Saddam
The Butcher of Baghdad pulling some sick grab tricks
May 4, 2025
The Topps Big
Exhibit
Black guys that look like Bob the Builder
March 16, 2025
Toys
..are dumb.
December 16th, 2003
Trios
Rating the collections of three people.
March 30th, 2004
Tuesdays with
Frankie
A "Real World: San Diego" one-act play.
July 13th, 2004
"Tupac Shakur"-alypse Now
Interview with the STILL ALIVE rapper
september 9, 2025
WELCOME
TO CLAN BITCHFUKK
Official website of a Pac-Man clan from 1982
May 18, 2025
Welcome to Metro
City
The official travellers' website for Metro
City, where those considering a visit to the area can see all our town has to offer.
June 8th, 2004
West
Virginia: The Movie
The misappropriation of West Virginia in films.
November 11th, 2003
Wiggly Safari
The Wiggles meet the Crocodile Hunter
December 30th, 2003
Women of Rock
Katy Rose, Karen O, Fergie, Brody Dalle, Amy Lee, Hilary Duff, and Lillix
March 16th, 2004
World
Peace
A deeply symbolic plea for unity.
March 9th, 2004
The
Worst Christmas Music Videos of All Time
Jon Secada holding a note longer than an average Nick article lol potshot
December 16, 2025 |
