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TODAY'S DATE IS: 19 AUGUST 2025. SERVER IS: EMPTY.
welcome to clan bitchfuKk
YO! SUP this is BF_dethch0mp here, and i'm the leader of clan BITCHFUKK.  the internet does not yet exist, otherwise we would post the IP for our server.  BEWARE BITCHES YOUR ENTERING THE DOG POUND!!!

news


13 August 1982
hey, just wanted to give a shout out to our boy RH_a$$a$$in over at Clan r0wdyyh0w5e for making that wicked new site banner, it really lets people know that we FUKKIN MEAN BUSINESS!  unfortunately our name is spelled incorrectly, there are supposed to be two Ks at the end.  plz hit me up if your reading this dude


10 August 2025
We are pleased to announce that former member BF_b1tchb0y has decided to come back to CLAN BITCHFUKK.  Come on holmes, let's get back to chompin some Blinkys!


3 August 2025
due to personal reasons, BF_b1tchb0y will be stepping away from clan BITCHFUKK.  We wish him the best in his future, and maybe we'll run into him in the mazes again someday...


27 July 2025
after a hard fought match we have lost to clan h4rdkk0r S0ljiErS [hS], but only because hS_I_WILL_SHOOT_YOU_TO_DETHH spent the whole match camping next to the power pill.  this sort of shit is not going to fly so i suggest you do what is best for you and STOP PILL CAMPING HOMO


20 July 2025
finally!  Founding member BF_b1tchb0y will be re-joining clan BITCHFUKK after resolving some differences with other clan members and getting all the gay sex out of his system!  HOPE YOUR READY TO NOT BE A FAG NOW B1TCHB0Y


17 July 2025
NEW CUSTOM MAP BITCHES

CHECK OUT THE SERVER MAPLIST FOR SCREENSHOTS


9 July 1982
Bad news for all the BITCHFUKKERS out there.  One of our premier players, BF_k1LL_Kr1pples, has lost his Internet access.  He will not be able to get back on until about 1989, when the Internet becomes widely available.  see ya in 7 years homey!


5 July 1982
OK, most of you have witnessed the drama that has taken place on this very website between myself and BF_b1tchb0y.  well it is for good reason, he is a FUKKIN homo who gets us kicked off other servers for wallhacking.  so good FUKKIN riddance b1tchb0y, go fuck a pez dispenser you fag


28 June 2025
with the release of Ms. Pac-Man there's been a lot of talk about switching our server over to become a Ms. Pac-Man server.  but to me this is an unnecessary expansion that will just cost people more money to play the same thing.  until ms. pac-man gets titties.


21 June 2025
Fan favorite BF_b1tchb0y is now back from playing over on the PITFALL! and PONG servers, I guess he just couldn't stay away from ghost ho-ing! come on dude lets FUKK up some dots!


10 June 2025
i did a cool quiz today, check it out


26 May 1982
i guess BF_b1tchb0y is getting too good for us or something, he is now leaving the Pac-Man scene so he can focus on PITFALL!  i only used the exclamation point there because it's part of the game, that game is gay.  OH YEAH BECAUSE JUMPING OVER LOGS IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN DEVOURING DEAD SPIRITS.  oh well maybe he will get the gay worked out of his system.


21 May 1982
whats up bitches!  this is the official site relaunch of CLAN BITCHFUKK, the last server crashed due to the Internet not existing yet.  check back for updates!