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The Twenty Worst Sanrio
Characters
A comprehensive look
at twenty things worse than a bowtie collecting penguin.
written by B and Emily - february 3 - 2004
"Sanrio"
is the company from Japan who makes Hello Kitty merchandise and just about any
other cute thing you see in Claire's boutique. I love them, and judging by their
penchant towards making rainbow-colored hats, they love me too. For those of
you not familiar with the company, here is an explanation from the Sanrio website:
"Everybody wants to spend their days being happy.
It is a common wish of just about anyone on the face of the Earth.
But just what is happiness?
As the old saying goes, "No man is an island." Humans need each other.
We help each other to survive, to live a meaningful life.
We trust and depend on our companions .
We strive to get along with one another.
Perhaps that is what happiness is...
And who are our "companions"? For a start, there are those closest to home:
Mother, father, children, brother, sister, lover...
Then, there are our schoolmates, our work mates... If one looks broadly enough,
our circle of companions encompasses all of humankind.
In order to get along with one another, we need to respect and to love.
And the expression of respect and love is the basis of Sanrio's "Social
Communication" business.
Ever since Sanrio's establishment in 1960, this philosophy has been the core of
our business, which ranges from the design and sale of social communications
gifts and greeting cards, to publishing, production and distribution of the
Strawberry Newspaper, to the planning and operation of theme parks.
The common thread running through all our various business is the idea of giving
"from the heart" and "of the heart."
Whether one is sad, down, happy or whatever... We want to help people share
these important feelings with one another.
This is the reason for our business. And it is a business of which we are very
proud."
All of the characters are from the heart, but like any true artists, Sanrio runs
out of ideas sometimes and throws out some pretty BUSH LEAGUE stuff. I suggested
that they get new chairs in the Sanrio office, but the Bravo assault team rushed
by with machine guns, so who the hell knows what is going on in Japan. I hear
they eat dogs! I hope you enjoy this list because we at P-Boi love and embrace
Sanrio with our hearts, and wish they'd just stop making so many fucking
"Gentleman Dog and Stylish Rabbit" toys and get with the Keroppi hats.
On with the list!
20 - Landry the Laundry Raccoon
Sanrio Bio:
Real Name: Landry
Birthday: December 8
Hobby: listening to music (He loves Mozart!)
Good at: washtub acrobatics
Friends: a rubber ducky named Pea, who squeaks whenever his beak is squeezed
Claim to fame: a 30-centimeter tail, with three stripes at the tip. It's as soft
as a mink's!
Quirky habit: washes everything he touches...
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: I'm not sure I understand the concept of a
raccoon who cleans everything he comes into contact with. Sanrio has a tendency
to award awkward professions and points of interest to their animals. I'd love
to work on the Sanrio creative team.
GARY. Well, guys, I'd just like to congratulate you all on a job well
done with Badtz-Maru. This pissed off penguin is going to take the plastic
pencil case world by storm. I can feel it.
RICK B. I still think Mad McPenguin would've been a better name.
RICK D. Shut up.
GARY. Yeah, shut up Rick. To alleviate possible confusion in normal or
special editions of this post, both of you. Now, uh...we need to follow this up
with something big. Badtz-Maru waffle irons are already selling through the
roof, but we'll need a real winner to ensure our place as the elite presence in
breakfast completion. So let's get talking, people. Ideas.
RICK D. Well, I propose an aardvark.
RICK B. And he should be a dentist! OOH, a dentist going through a child
custody suit!
RICK D. No you asshole, he should be a curling enthusiast! Because he's
oddly English!
GARY. Sorry Rick D., Hello Kitty's boyfriend "Dear Daniel" is already a
curling enthusiast. And the aardvark, with megapowerful spoon-shaped claws,
would be total ass at curling. What if we make him a raccoon instead?
RICK D. But it's a well known fact that raccoons hate organized sports.
What if we had him be obsessive compulsive about cleaning?
GARY. Great idea!
RICK B. Can we call him Coon O'Cleany?
Extended thoughts by Emily: I saw "The Great Outdoors," Raccoons don't
clean things, they're creatures of destruction. And a washing machine raccoon is
way less cool than a dry cleaning gopher.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: "Full House" father Danny Tanner
19 -
Spunky Burro
Sanrio Bio: Spunky is a kind and energetic little burro. A regular Mister
Popularity of the woods, he is blessed with many friends. His insatiable
curiosity regularly sends him on adventures through the forest with his favorite
sidekick, Speedy the mouse. Spunky loves honey.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: Despite his awesome porno name, Spunky
Burro ranks as one of the twenty worst Sanrio characters because he is
essentially a composite of other, more well-known animated icons. For example,
Speedy the Mouse is an obvious play on Looney Tune "Speedy Gonzalez," a mouse of
la raza who makes other track team cartoon mice look like Regular Gonzalez.
Spunky loves honey, a trait made famous by philosopher and fellow awesome porn
name having bear "Winnie the Pooh." He has adventures through the forest like
DAVID THE GNOME, which is TOTALLY GAY because DAVID THE GNOME FUCKING OWNS THE
FOREST AND ALL ADVENTURES WITHIN. TOM BOSLEY SHOULD DRAW SPUNKY BURRO ON A SHEET
OF NOTEBOOK PAPER AND THEN USE ORIGAMI TO CRAFT A PAPER ASS ONTO THE PAPER AND
THEN KICK IT. And being a donkey is a total ripoff of Three Caballeros segment
"The Flying Gauchito," the cartoon that invented donkeys in the first place.
Extra points will be awarded if Sanrio reads this and renames Spunky Burro "The
Cumming Mule."
Extended thoughts by Emily: You know what Spunky Burro reminds me of? My mom
has this sweatshirt that she bought at a Mexican restaurant, and it's got this
picture of a little Mexican dude dragging his donkey across the desert or
something by a rope, and then the tagline is "Drag Your Ass to Rosalindas."
That's the end of my story.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: John Holmes? He was spunky, right?
18 -
Puka-Puka Paradise
Sanrio Bio: A mischievous little miss jellyfish, Puka-puka loves to show
off her round, twinkling eyes and her lock of curly hair. She enjoys life at her
own pace--very slow--but even then she sometimes manages to run into one of her
electrified cousins, with shocking results, to say the least...
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: When I was little we went on vacation and
there were tons of jellyfish on the beach, so I took a big shovel and scooped
them all up and put them in one big pile so people wouldn't get stung. It
occurred to me later that I made no attempt to draw attention to the big pile of
jellyfish so I may have really killed somebody.
Extended thoughts by Emily: Can you kill somebody with a big pile of
jellyfish? Maybe if you shot them at somebody out of a cannon. Or you could
befriend Ellen Degeneres and challenge her to a race through them. But either
way the victim is assured two tickets to Puka-Puka Paradise. And look out for a
sexy time whenever you manage to run into one of your electrifying cousins!
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Hardcore Holly. Because of his electrifying
cousin. And one who was so electric that he died. From drugs. Electric drugs.
17-
Hooty Hoots
Sanrio Bio: Sleeping all night, hooting all day...certainly unlike most
owls. And precocious to boot!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: The only thing Hooty Hoots has to do is
stay owl and die. Somehow he manages to botch one of his two ordained objectives
in life. He hoots in the daytime and sleeps at night. He's like a gymnast who
trains and trains for like ten years to do two cartwheels and a backflip
PERFECTLY, and then every time she's forced to do it in front of anybody does
two cartwheels and a headplant right over onto her ass. Or the pairs figure
skater guy who can't keep that open-palmed grip on his Bulgarian girlfriend's
crotch long enough to finish the routine without skull fracture. If you asked
Hooty Hoots to die he'd bleach his hair.
Extended thoughts by Emily: Personally my anthropomorphic owl of choice
is the one who dressed up like Robin Hood and was all into recycling or some
shit.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Master P and the No Limit Soldiers
16 -
Puwawa
Sanrio Bio: Puwawa was born in the deep blue depths of the ocean, on the
night of a full moon, the southern skies streaked with falling stars... A most
gregarious baby sea goblin, Puwawa can make friends with almost anything that
moves. His closest pal, Powawa, is a thunderhead cloud! Puwawa loves to collect
seashells.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: The problem with Puwawa is misdirection of
art. If he can make friends with anyone, why is he crying? Is he opposed to
litter? If his best friend is a thunder cloud why is there a susuwatari coming
out of his ass?
Extended thoughts by Emily: Because he is a sea goblin we can assume that
he is responsible for Sadako killing all those people via video tape in "Ringu."
And in the American version he's responsible for that big cardboard stand-up of
"Le Divorce" in my movie theater making me want to kill everybody for seven
days.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Iron Eyes Cody
15 -
Gatorgags
Sanrio Bio: This naughty alligator loves to pull funny faces, and think
up hilarious gags. On the flip side, he tends to be a little too hasty, and can
come across rather scatter-brained at times...But if you're looking for good
summer fun, he's the perfect chum!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: I think the only reason I put him on the
list is because he reminds me of the stupid shit we have nailed on the wall at
Outback. We have a statue of an alligator in a safari outfit and sunglasses
carrying a tray with a Wallaby Darn on it. And we also have a wooden alligator
we stick crayons in that you can give children two seconds before their parent
asks if they can have the six person booth instead of the four person booth they
were shown to, and five seconds before they ask for a sling to put the baby
carseat in, thereby negating the need for the six person booth. OUTBACK IS
BONZER.
Extended thoughts by Emily: What happens when people from the University
of Florida play pranks on each other? GATORGAGS. What happens when Steve Irwin
is feeding the crocs with his newborn son and forgetfully picks out his kahki
wedgie? GATORGAGS. What happens when a cheerleader is fellating a sports drink
and the jock gives her a donkey punch? GATORGAGS.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Steve Spurrier. Sanrio should change "Gatorgags"
to "FootballTeamChokes."
14 -
Strawberry King
Sanrio Bio: The Strawberry King rules over a beautiful, peaceful land. He
spends much of his time thinking about how to nurture friendship and peace, and
is often found giving advice to others in such matters. Assisting the ruby red
ruler with his daily roster are seven very unique angel assistants.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: He spends much of his time thinking about
how to nurture friendship and peace, and is often found giving advice to others
in such matters. AND PONTIFICATING ON THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE. I don't abide by
anything with a giant strawberry head unless it's hocking underwear. But it's
pretty sexy when chicks seductively eat his head.
Extended thoughts by Emily: "Assisting the ruby red ruler with his daily
roster" seems like a thinly-veiled allusion to the menstrual cycle. Or pooping.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom.
13 -
Gimme Five
Sanrio Bio: If it's a sport, these boys play it--from soccer to baseball!
Decked out in matching uniforms, this lovable team of budding young athletes
always gives 100% on, and off, the field: A true model of sportsmanship, and
friendship!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: "If it's a sport, these boys play it."
Finally, an accurate and irrefutable definition to what constitutes a "sport."
No professional DDR playing for these guys. You won't catch them wearing
bloomers and chanting "READY. . . . OH KAY" and justifying it as a sport. They
play softball. They play soccer. They bowl and play basketball. You won't find
five boys piled into a stock car driving around two hundred Christian employees
for the joy of twenty thousand outer circle Christians. And they won't endorse
Viagra. At least until they get older. And then they'll be like GIVE ME FIVE,
I've got a hot date! A hot old person date! So GIVE ME FIVE. GIMME FIVE. FIVE.
And what's the deal with old people in airline food?
Extended thoughts by Emily: They've got a name like a boyband and are
dressed like the cast of Eight Men Out.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Ben Folds Five.
12 -
Twee Dee Drops
Sanrio Bio: These three mischievous little bunnies are bouncing bundles
of pure energy! They love to dress up as pirates, and play from dawn to dusk.
Ahoy, matey!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: If I were a lamer person, I would cackle
at the image of three bunnies dressed as pirates and shout, "HEY BUNNIES, I'VE
STOLEN YOUR CARROTS, SAVVY?" But I am not at that level of lame. I am far below
it. I say "savvy" to everyone I meet. People I see on the street, people I don't
even know. I slapped my grandmother yesterday, right in the face, and then did
an impression of my grandmother wondering whether or not she deserved that. I
thought I had experienced pain when I broke my hand playing softball, but that
could not compare to the pain of wearing a corset! That dopey-headed Evanescence
girl is fucking Cactus Jack. And just yesterday I started believin' in ghost
stories...because I was in one! Twee Dee Drops suck because they are pirates
without eyeliner or Mexi-staches, so I have no desire to rattle their bones.
Extended thoughts by Emily: Playing "from dawn to dusk" is more more fun
that playing "from dusk till dawn," in which you go around raping bank tellers
and licking Salma Hayek's toe jam. And then you have to let Danny Trejo rip your
arm off. And do you know how hard it is to get in touch with Danny Trejo every
time you want to play? He usually only comes out for flag football, which is
weird because you'd think he was tough enough for tackle.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: One-eyed Willie. OMG did you know that
sounds like something you'd call a penis????? HEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOU
GUUUUUUUUUUYS lololol
11 -
Pochacco E. Dangerously
Sanrio Bio: In the world of Sports Entertainment, Pochacco E. Dangerously
has carved quite a niche during his long career in the industry. He is a man you
wish would go away, but also a man every organization needs to have. At some
point in time, every major social communication organization has employed the
services of Pochacco and he has succeeded at every turn. Now the General Manager
of BestFriends! he is expected to enjoy the same success … even if he hears more
than a few boos in doing so!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky:
Birthday: September 11th, 1965
Blood Type: Ham.
Extended thoughts by Emily: He's a prolific guy, but he's the guy
responsible for turning Sanrio.com into a spotfest.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Paul Heyman.
10 -
Gentleman Dog and Stylish Rabbit
Sanrio Bio: Gentleman Dog is a very kind and considerate little boy dog
who believes in hard work; he can usually be found slogging away at some project
or problem. Generally a sedentary sort, he nonetheless enjoys shooting a few
hoops once in a while. In fact, Gentleman Dog secretly aspires to join a regular
basketball team someday...
A stylish and playful little girl bunny who loves to make carrot omelets,
Stylish Rabbit is also an ardent student of the English language, and very
popular on campus.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky:
RICK D. Well, I propose an NBA Game.
GARY. WTF. Rick D., you manjob, we don't make video games. We're Sanrio.
We make forty dollar vinyl pocketbooks with cats on them. Besides, don't you
remember the last time you proposed an NBA Game? It ended with us all dying.
RICK D. This wouldn't be your standard NBA game, Gary, this would involve
mannerly dogs.
RICK B. Why can't we just make a mannerly dog?
RICK D. We can, he just has to be in a basketball game.
GARY. You're right, Rick B., we'll put the Gentleman Dog on watches and
sell millions! Let me get out my loose leaf paper and write this...
RICK D. NO. It has to be in a basketball game!
RICK B. What's your deal? Why do you want a basketball game so much?
RICK D. I just do.
GARY. No, what's your reason.
RICK D. Because I want to motion capture Chris Mullin. He is my favorite
player. He shoots three-pointers so well you would not believe how good he can
shoot three-pointers!
GARY. You like Chris Mullin? lol faggot
RICK B. Did you know that faggot means "a bunch of sticks?" So what you
said was "laugh out loud bunch of sticks?"
BRAVO #1. Hey guys, hats goin on in this board room?
BRAVO #2. I think we're early.
Extended thoughts by Emily: Do you remember that scene in "Higher
Learning" where the black student athlete and his white girlfriend were dressed
up like a salt and pepper shaker, and then they got the shit beaten out of them
by Michael Rappaport? I hope that doesn't happen to Gentleman Dog and Stylish
Rabbit :(
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: David Bowie and IMAN.
9 -
Suihei
Sanrio Bio: Arrr, now ere's a big old salt for ye, matey! Fetches from
far across the sea in Napoli, does he. Always natty, and puffin' his trusty pipe
through a beard that'd put Blackbeard 'imself to shame. Folks back in Napoli
call 'im their hero, they do!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: "Give a big hello to the sailor!" I once
gave a big hello to a sailor but all the sailor gave me was a clinical state
arising from dietary deficiency of vitamin C. So at night when the bars close
down, I walk through a silent town. And love a man who's not around. He told me
I was a "fine girl," but I think he just wanted to fuck the ocean.
Extended thoughts by Emily: The whole poster looks like gay propaganda.
Like "I'm a big old salt" is code for "I corrupt young boys." But if he's a "big
old salt" he's handy to have around when I order "big old French fries."
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Captain McAllister
8 -
Boy and Girl
Sanrio Bio: In their simple but smart blue and red outfits, these two
friends spread happiness wherever they go. Their perky, round-eyed faces are
known and loved all around town!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: This is the epitome of Japanese art
serving as an exposition of their self-loathing as a culture. "Boy" and "Girl"
are obviously representative of human master races. They're blonde, and their
"round-eyed faces" are known and loved all around town! Like Sanrio is the
Christina Aguilera of child role models. Much like little Hispanic girls,
Japanese children can grow up to be blonde, round-eyed, and subsequently loved!
And don't they remind you of that thing when you were five and you wanted a
Ninja Turtles shirt and your grandma would try to be helpful but end up buying
you shitty Osh Kosh B'Gosh clothes with nondescript boys and girls on them?
Extended thoughts by Emily: Is this the Freddie Prinze Jr. movie where he
loves a girl with four supermodel roommates or the one where he knows all the
porn stars and loves The Mummy? Who the fuck names their daughter "Imogen?" Some
palsied John Lennon fan?
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Aaron Carter and Hilary Duff. One wants
candy. The other is "HILARY DUFF STAR OF CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN' -- boyfriend"
7 -
Beverly Hills Kid
Sanrio Bio:
Real name: Philip Allen
Residence: the one and only Beverly Hills, USA.
Quite the thoroughbred pup, Philip comes from a proud bloodline: his dad is a
sought-after film director and his mom is a popular actress! Intelligent and
full of curiosity, he is also understandably a little spoiled.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: Because he goes around sticking bananas in
peoples' exhaust pipes. Who do you think his mom and dad are? Who would give
birth to a Dalmatian puppy? I think McG is his dad and his mom is Anna Faris. B
says his dad is Brian Robbins and his mom is Jennifer Coolidge, because she kept
saying she wanted a hot dog real bad.
Extended thoughts by Emily: Why is he dressed like the fisherman's fish
stick guy?
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: That kid from "Blank Check."
6 -
Mokuba
Sanrio Bio: After the children and their parents have fallen asleep, the
hobbyhorse gallops through the world of dreams on the loveliest of melodies.
It's the beginning of a fantastical night!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: This is one of those times I could've
filmed Emmalene Lowers riding a hobby horse around inside of Walmart. It was
animatronic, too, and when she'd ride it it would sing "I'M A PRETTY POOOONY,
POOOONY, POOOONY, I'M A PRETTY PONY." And then afterwards Emma did her Dora the
Explorer impression where she asks me an enthusiastic question ("how do we get
to the blue tree?") and then opens her eyes really wide stares at me slackjawed
for thirty seconds, making sure to say "blink" out loud every time she blinks.
What a fun night.
Extended thoughts by Emily: I think "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent and Lil' Kim is
the loveliest of memories. But I had no idea it had hobbyhorses galloping
through them!!!!!!
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: PARIS HILTON lol
5 -
KamoKamoCamwhoresuke
Sanrio Bio: Don't let the vacant expression fool you--this platypus is
really quite sharp! KamoKamoCamwhoresuke's dream is to get lonely boys to buy
her things from her Amazon wishlist if she shows them titty!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: Stile charges me to look at her webcam
history now. What the heck. If I want to relive the joy of seeing Pon Pon Hentai
showing me the inside of his tummy ache I don't want to pay forty dollars to do
so. How many times can you get off looking at a toneless girl standing up in her
pajamas lifting up one side of her shirt? I don't want "Hello Kitty bent over
backwards with one finger covering her butthole" to show up on my freaking
credit card.
Extended thoughts by Emily: My uncle works for Progressive Boink out in
Florida and he told me that picture is real and is coming out in August.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: She
Devil Vixen
4 -
Duckadoo
Sanrio Bio: Don't diss this duckling, darling! Sporting a straw hat and
her favorite backpack, she's got style to match her 'quack.' Although she can be
a little precocious at times, and often tries to act a bit too grownup, she
nonetheless looks great in her own "country" style.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: Her bio sounds like it should be the blurb
on one of those "American Girl" books. "Duckadoo is a twelve year old girl in
Mississippi during the 1800's coming to terms with the fact that the negroid
slaves aren't going to compliment her on her favorite backpack unless she whips
them."
Extended thoughts by Emily: Since when does Sanrio make borders for my
Mom's kitchen?
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Duck Everlasting
3 -
Flight of Fancy
Sanrio Bio: In this fantastical, magical dream world of fairies and
unicorns, your wishes are sure to be granted!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: From the ages of five to twelve, unicorns
were my thing. I had unicorn posters on my walls, I had shelves and shelves of
ceramic unicorns, and I had this huge stuffed unicorn that I got for Easter by
praying to the Easter Bunny for a month. I'm not kidding. My Mom told me to pray
for the Easter Bunny to bring it to me so I devoted a month to the act. But then
in junior high I started to read Anne Rice novels and got really interested in
the whole vampire thing, and started reading dirty Buffy fanfic and grew out of
the unicorns. I guess I never totally grew out of the unicorns, but now I wear
platform shoes and listen to The Smiths, and I'm really excited about Van
Helsing. So what I'm trying to say is that it sucks that Flight of Fancy isn't
eating poodles and shooting CGI wolfmen.
Extended thoughts by Emily: My wishes will be granted? Then I wish for an
endless font of clever ways to reference vaginal pains! I hope I'm not attacked
by killer bees during a Brazilian wax! OH WHOOPS THERE GOES ONE NOW WISH IS
GRANTED LONG LIVE JAMBI
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: The pilot of Reba McEntire's personal jet,
which totally should be called the "Flight of Fancy."
2 -
The Vaudeville Duo
Sanrio Bio: Young Eddy aspires to be a stage director someday. In the
meantime, he generally likes to get into mischief or go off exploring. Emmy,
Eddy's closest friend from childhood, dreams of becoming a famous actress on
Broadway. Cute and precocious, she's sure to be a hit!
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: Everybody knows that Nick and Jessica are
the new Burns and Allen. Not these fuckers.
Extended thoughts by Emily: That's a pretty shitty drawing, too.
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Steve and Edie.
1 -
Dachonosuke
Sanrio Bio: Entertainers to the core, this pair of engaging ostriches
will never let go of the microphone once on stage. They are featured in the role
of emcees in the yearly Strawberry News character popularity contest.
What makes them SukoSukoSucky: They are stand-up comedy ostriches made by
a Japanese children's entertainment company. If I have to explain to you why
this is sucky I want to KILL YOU WITH A NUCLEAR SPEAR WHILE THE INTERNET IS
STANDING BEHIND YOU SO THAT I KILL BOTH YOU AND THE INTERNET AND ANYBODY AROUND
YOU WHO MIGHT MISS YOU OR THE INTERNET BY SPEAR RADIATION~!
Extended thoughts by Emily: What these ostriches did was really...give me a
challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to...accept. It's like in the
olden days, in the...days of France, when men would slap each other with their
gloves...say, y'know..."D'Artagnan!"...y'know, "how dare you talk to me like
that, you!," and...smack 'em!
Comparable Pop Culture Icons: Captain and Tenille.
TURMELL. Wow, Japan sure is a strange place.
RIVETT. We should tell more people who strange it is! I bet nobody knows!
AIRDOG. Hey guys wanna shoot some hoops?
CLINTON. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I mean yes, I
would like to shoot some hoops.
Emily
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