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Hi!!!!!!!! My name is Hamid. I live in India. In for whom you regards, progressive Boink have being the best site of all-time!!!!! and always has updates for entertainment. Here in India we had been enjoyed the forum of Whatever-Dude.com, had been being greatest forum including acne-Faced nintendo geeks and my favorite writer matthew who, had interviewed Your president george double Bush in our last issue of Bombay homes And, gardens!!!! which are mostly holes with rocks. but as, The leader of the IGC, have being a nintendo geek all ready!!!!!!

But not so fast soldier Captain!! a new, site called progressive boink became on the wide world web for reading. many of These jokes I cannot understand because in my country we are Ridden, with disease and attempts to play baseball are rewarded; with death!! by rock. baseball is so boring brahma. One writer had did running out of baseball jokes named Emily. we have no money for health care but No money he had necessary for sexy!!!!!!! there for me Hamid had decided of making Emily fan page. lucky for You!!!

- I has made a new theme song midi for this website. now feel as if reading website!!!!! wait

- Had remembering this website as for a girl, removing a picture of Hamid into everyday life. of dangerous Zones pictured only having those of pierce brosnan star of Goldeneye 007 die another Tomorrow, not actual of Hamid!!!!! my Father would have, Killed me if he having not been trampled by elephant.

- I am still had having mission to impress Emily!!!!! I attempt e.mailing her at her address. Having gotten only this in respone.

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SPEAKING OF THE REGULAR ENGLISH PLEASE???!!!! Mother is angery because of Hamid's IOL mailBox fills with, these Each day! Considering making penis five Inches longer, and did buying viagra for PEACE AND QUIET.

Progressive Boinkspersons is masters of the written list!! 100 greatest woman, 50 reasons why baseball, 14 best episodes of mike Hammer, the lists go on and off!!!! So for impressing Emily the idea is a list and a compliment rolled together!! A mighty list of the favorites Emily articles and why and maybe some lesbians!!!!!!!!!!! two girls wowie zowie.

Mother found this on our texas Instruments computer system. Crazy she began shouting ESOTERIC ESOTERIC ESOTERIC. Having sold the dictionary for pudding cups I can, only Imagine that esoteric means hilariousness!!!!! It is simply. a Raccoon had did laundry!

katie Rowley has, a room bigger than our House!!! sometimes I sleep in a hole. But if this is how middle America did living count me in cowboy John Wayne!!!!! For advancing my life I will now being known for xHamidx. In India we do not have Good charlotte, only bad Charlotte!!!!!!

West Virginia sounds so funny!!!! I can only dream of East Virginia!!! there Clowns, dance in the street!!!!!! Dance funny clown, having did dance for Everlasting peace!!!!

IOL lingo dictionary says 'wtf' is meaning what thoughts I have!!!! The chat transcripts are fun but so, strange for my understanding.

Emily: These are crazy puppets who play music, don't you think?????
B: did referencing Hulk Hogan
Emily: I am a fan of a character actor you have never, had hearing of!!!!
B: did referencing natured boy Ric, flair
Emily: Don't read the word I cross out ~~jerk~~ hey I said don't
B: did referencing Japan wrestler wing wong ding dong
Emily: the end

Instances is writing being at the peak of tops. Only did hoping that Instances 2 are stories of Emily and Hamid and James Bond on trips in airplanes and, zeppelins for fighting nazis!! Hamid need did use his whip with swinging and kissing heroin playing did by Emily!!!!!! Hamid and Emily kiss the final frontier as james, bond Nods knowingly!!!!!

HAMID HAD WRITING FOR JON
by Jon

(Hi it is Hamid!!! again. Jon is was best friend in America! He wroting to me and explaining, "Hamid, I am
have sponsored you!!! You are friend!" and I did writing back "Thanked Jon! Would have you liked to tell
dear Hamid why did for your sponsor-hood?" Jon can explained, "I saw looking at the Feed Things To
Children tele-commercial and, You were on it dearer Boy.! I am did affixing your daguerrotype-card to the
"fri-dge" with a magnetic metal and look at it every day!!!! i pray have to Jesus, PLEASE SAVE WRETCHED
HAMID FROM WAR AND QUICKSAND" and I did hail Mary and send you three Coin-notes. "

so it was did great measure that i Was did introduce JONS article now. But Jon has did fled to a baseball
concert so, It is up to Hamid to write for a Jon's Tribute to Emily.

WHY EMILY IS DID BETTER WRITER, THEN HAMID
by Hamid

1. HAMIDS ARTICLE ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA
Hi did am Hamid! I have can hear about West Virginia on short-wave radio but i had not had to had been there! i can made my shortwave radio with a Soviet landmine and wax-yarn and a hand-bucket! all I get is statis-fuzz and a man that was sound like Uncle Omar yelling DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN. if it was West Virginia Uncle Omar would be to shouting HEY HAMID MAY I TO MAKE CROTCH WITH YOURS MOTHER?

2. HAMIDS ARTICLE ABOUT HAMIDS SISTERS ROOM
Hamids sister does not would have "room", only cloth blanket and wood pole. She to collects specks of dirt! DLOL

3. HAMIDS ARTICLE ABOUT GREATEST LEBANON SCENES
Lebanon is did home of Christian infidels, so had says Uncle Omar! Uncle Omar has make living by going on top of American cameras and would shaking fist in part of angered mob and have set fire to photo of Roosevelt!

So this would why Hamid did not writing for PROGRESSIVEBO INK.COM. Also, Hamid had can wear all the bur'qa he wants, and he will not to be as pretty of Emily! When Hamid will died many a moon from to Now in sand-mining disaster, Hamid shall be presented with 40 Virginians that to have looks like Emily! So I, had not will struggle when my lungs can have become crowded with bugs and dirt! I will have simply to Say HAMID DID JOIN YOU SOON PRETTY LADY

Here is a picture of have after Hamid can had taken a bath in goat-milk and to baking flour, that had why I am so, white! In my country we had not to a lot of water so we make flour out of lemonade! I has received 5th grade mathematics books in then U.N. airlift so I had did reading up on long division!

UNTIL NEXT TIME

HAMID

Oh snapping, maybe B stands for, woman!!!! what kind of man would wear animal ears and no shirt??? Suddenly I mysteriously want to live in, the united States and tell him how sexually Homo that did being!!! I would had putting my lucky socks on my hands and giving B, the mandible Claw!!!! How is being that for wrestling reference??????

One fine, Gentleman!!!!! jon is My favorite writer besides emily because, we are kindled spirits!!!!! Had did prank calls what is so Funlarious!!!!!!

Jon: ring ring
dumb person at work: hello this is my, dumb Job. how am I helping??
Jon: whisper
dumb person at work: hello I like to help are you hello???
Jon: HAHA MY PHONE CALL DID CAUSING PROBLEMS!!!!
dumb person at work: OOOOH WHY YOOOOOOOOOOU

Did having a crush on bismark???? This did making my blood run so cold that I shiva. Since this is Hamid's webpage for Liking Emily I will try not to stray, but this crush makes me want to zoneseek Bismark, and shoat him in the face!!!!! i would not really, ifrit matters.

wait Is it Jordo or the game triple HHH?????? that is, so Scary!!! Not did hitting me with a sledgehammer!!!!! then suddenly leaves the ring

Hamid did not knowing whether to pay penance to his, Gods and ancestors, or did violently masturbate!!!!!

Progressivist Nick did have sent writing for Hamid's First Emily Fan Page!!!! It will win, the Heart of emily for certainly!!!!! imagine if you are, narrator who names him Hamid!!!!

I thought about thinking to myself the other day and thought "Hey Hamid where to get sexy ladies,?" and the answer was much clear!!!!! I will be the writer Nick except only I may retain my form of my Own and write in a fashion very not unlike his fiction novels. Here is time I wrote about Emily and the circus that she was at the circus.

One day when it was day outside the lady Emily decided to walked to park nearby. On her travels many men say "ooo lady" and "lady laaaady". Emily did much the blush!!!!! It is then that Emily decide to yes ride bike. On the bike she sang a song that was much like "a la la yippee moon pie!" !!

Then on travels she went to friend B to go to the circus that they were about to be. Friends the two they were then decide to drop plans and get the ice cream cones and see rip roaring Vin Diesel rock star movie. Through the movie many a man commit sins of lust while take full advantage of dark theater. Police they, blow the whistles and many arrested man did leave the theater with the pants down!!!!!

After movie friends BEmily decide that "Hey good time to write articles that did make my funny!"!! !!

Each return to own home to write articles about those culture which Hamid lack. L

After pain does die are friends able to then circus themselves. At the circus much the clowns some ride bike with only the one wheels. Talk to me about make men laugh!!!!! It was scene much appreciate when the men all accomplished some laughing.

Writer Nick does much teach me about the write fiction, and Nick do teach that when Hamid have much than twohundreds of words that Hamid stop writing. Hey let Hamid have his own place on this staff page.

A PICTURE OF INTO EVERYDAY LIFE!!!!! American troops having said nothing to Hamid about JASC BRAND PAINT SHOP PRO. Asking Hamid about JASC BRAND PAINT SHOP PRO PHOTOGRAPHY ALTERING PROGRAM will result in this many question marks????????????????????????????????????????????????????? a bet that no man can withstand so many marks. excepting perhaps WWE Wrestler triple H!!!!!! A joke having been suggested by B!

- Hamid is now a man! formerly now Hair adorns my dangerous zones!!! Not even Kofi Annan and Hans Blix would have able to fly over this zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAMIDS PENIS : THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT

Remember I always did making new pages!!! and sections. Tell your relatives and neighbors about this site. A great way is to print out flyers and hand to out your close friends and say "Would you like to helping Hamid with his website???????"

Thanks for visiting Hamid's Emily Fan Page! and thanks for surfing The internet!!!!!!