my name is gwydion. i started this livejournal out of boredom. i am like a bird who wishes he could fly far, far away from here. i live with an evil wizard named manannan, in this creepy house that sits at the top of a mountain. he doesn't let me leave. i'm lonely all the time.

anyway, thought i'd bare my innermost thoughts here on the internet for all to see. like anyone will read it anyway.

do you ever have this feeling like you're stuck in a hole, and the more you try to climb out of it, the deeper it gets?

that's the way i'm feeling right now.

today my evil wizard caretaker, manannan, just wouldn't get off my ass. i swear to god he's a fucking asshole.

guys like me are out there living their lives, and here i am scraping shit out of some old fuck's chamber pot. i hope manannan doesn't see this page, or i'm in trouble. fuck it, i don't care.

please comment.

heh, try not to be too brutal! <3

p.s. i hope you comment!

my life fucking blows.

i'm too tired to think of anything to type right now except "bleugh". i'm going to bed. peace

although actually, he probably never was since wizards are an ageless race. wrinkled old bastard.

oh well. at least i have my hot or not pic to look forward to. I gave myself an 8, but i'm secretly expecting a 9. i can't wait.

i don't care if it hurts
i want to have control
i want a perfect body
i want a perfect soul
i want you to notice
when i'm not around
you're so fucking special
i wish i was special
but i'm a creep

i'm a widow
what the hell am i doing here?
i don't belong here
i don't belong here

:(

why the fuck am i even alive

please comment

fuck the internet.

i got called a queer geordi laforge. whatever that means. remember guys, this is the year 1104, try to keep the references within reach for me.

i still hate my life.

why don't i ever get any comments?

i just want to leave here. whenever you want to go up stairs in this house you have to keep pressing up, right, up, right. there's no diagonal key or anything so it takes forever. fuck this place.

i was just wandering around the house today when he did that magical "poof" thing and just appeared out of nowhere. i usually hate when he does that. one day that fucker's not going to be paying attention and he's going to "poof" right into his desk or chamber pot or whatever and he'll become atomically merged with it and he's going to have to spend the rest of his life dragging it around. actually, he could just "poof" right back out of it i guess. fuck.

some of the things i noticed:

- i can scream cuss words as loud as i want and nobody will care

- that cat is looking awful sexy these days. maybe it's because i've never seen a human female before in my entire life. who knows. but mee-OW.

- i knew that perverted old bastard kept a porn stash somewhere, but i never knew where it was until now.

actually, it turns out it was just a secret underground wizard lair or something. which is pretty cool, except i started trying to cast spells from the spellbook and it gave me these huge fucking ears for no reason. and then i died, and the game ended. what the fuck? how does getting big ears make you die? whatever, i don't care. like anybody reads this stupid fucking livejournal anyway.

i would include a picture of earboy from "all that" stuffing ross perot's fishtank with millions of dollars, but seeing as this is the year 1104 i haven't even seen that episode yet.

fuck the internet.

so it looks like i just got linked on a lot of blog websites as a joke. it's quite amusing actually. they make fun of my website even though they are the ones that are dumb, in actuality!

i mean i'm so sick of these internet nerds who have nothing to do but sit in their mom's basement in front of their computer and make fun of peoples' websites. get a life.

anyway it doesn't matter because i don't even really care about this livejournal anyway. i know it's stupid, i'm trying to be stupid on purpose. i don't even spend very much time on it, unlike you internet geeks who will never get a date in your whole life.

VERY FUNNY YOU GUYS

i'll get on here later to let y'all know how it went. 

i tried to descend this huge goddamn mountain, but i fell to my death like 10 times.

the best part (or shall i say, the worst part) of it was how the asshole level designers decided to put a big fucking rock in front of a section of the path, so i couldn't see where i was walking. i had to just randomly press up, down, and right, and hope i didn't walk off the cliff.

so i get down to the very bottom of the mountain, right? i'm about to set foot on sea level for the first time ever. i get like two feet from the bottom and think, "hey, i can just hop off this little part." wrong.

i died from falling like 25 inches. i'm not shitting you.

it's been a long day, i'm gonna get some sleep. i hope that fucking wizard doesn't come back tomorrow. i plan on actually getting to the bottom of the mountain without falling to my death.

BRING

ME

TO

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

heh, hope i have some other evanescence fans out there! MARRY ME AMY LEE

the wizard found out about everything i've been doing the last few days, and he made me do jumping jacks for like two minutes. even when i sped up the game speed, it still took two minutes. another brilliant move by our genius game designers. make the player sit there and watch his character fucking do exercises for no fucking reason. my arms are tired of shit. i don't know, sorry, i'm just pissed off.

today i decided i didn't want to live anymore.

has anyone ever read the book "the awakening" by kate chopin? where the woman is tired of being sexually discriminated so she swims in the ocean until she dies, which is beautiful since water is a universal metaphor that can be used to symbolize like 50 different things? well i decided to go out like that lady did.

i descended the mountain one last time, and walked out to the ocean.  I began to swim.

wait a second. i forgot that that book fucking sucked.

oh well, now i won't have to worry about being sexually discriminated in the workplace anymore.

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