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Ep. 184: Everybody Shut Up, Me and Everybody Else

We're real angry about stuff this week. Sorry for all the yelling.

Etaurnity, Pt 2: Centaur-themed paranormal romance

The next hot trend in supernatural young adult fiction is centaurs. Please enjoy an excerpt from "Etaurnity," the newest soon-to-be smash hit in YASF.

It's Banda Week!

Banda Week is a week wherein we listen to banda and talk at length about how awesome banda is. It's really awesome.

Revisiting the Kevin Smith library: 'Mallrats'

Emily Rowley and Bill Hanstock have decided to re-watch the entire Kevin Smith oeuvre. Do we still love the smell of commerce in the morning?

'Simon Sez': A movie with a Dennis Rodman sex scene

A review of the 1999 Dennis Rodman vehicle. Featuring vehicles.

Make Time For An Old Friend: RIP Joe Son's Nuts

UFC used to be very different. Enjoy this video of a guy getting his balls punched until he gives up.

Scientific Podcast Goes Boink

A eulogy for SkyMall, the catalog for rich idiots

As dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay.

108 words about 'Turn Down For What.'

This one time I heard a song...

jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

after spending more than six months at the drawing board, we at jon's sandwich shop are pleased to introduce our newest venture, sand:WICH.

'Wrestling Isn't Wrestling' is terrific

It's got something for everyone. And it's pretty much all completely accurate.

Sons of Anarchy: Papa's Goods

And so we've come to the end of the road. Still I can't let go.

A statement from Jon regarding his web tools comme

Friday, Jon posted a tweet about web tools that sparked controversy and confusion. Here is his statement on today's developments.

Joys of Jell-O

From the Progressive Boink vault (2007) — There's always room for uncontrollable vomiting with 1962's "Joys of Jell-O," a publication that predates the introduction of Jell-O Pudding by 9 years.

The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles

What would happen if Tim Tebow played in the CFL? The answer is three million yards long.

Six things

I have zero respect for any set of beliefs that excludes people for being how they were born.

Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

'BMX Bandits': A movie sort of about bikes

Australia made a movie about BMX in 1983. Sort of.

'Surf's Up': A movie where birds pee on each other

I mean, other stuff happens, too. But come on.

Browsing the sports section of SkyMall

SkyMall is, of course, a world of wonders. Let's wonder about these sporting goods together.

The trans-Pacific McDonald's Supperjump

Following in the footsteps of the esteemed Jon Bois, Bill Hanstock attempted the first trans-Pacific Supperjump. Here's how he fared at the world's saddest sport.

Your Granddaddy Built This Brand.

Stories Of Intrigue: The Madman Strikes Back.

The Internal Monologue Of A Video Game NPC.

You Must Be Prepared.

For years, photographer Oleg Volk has been producing pro-2nd Amendment posters destined to adorn the Facebook walls of angry uncles all over the country.

Episode 182: You Only Have One Name

Some important podcast news and talk of intentions. Plus, catching up on Thor 2 and Jessica Jones.

Jeff Hardy's WrestleMania 23 entrance was peak Jef

It was brief, but it will live in our hearts forever.

#UPDAWSONSCREEK, in the final analysis

The last word on the Dawson's Creek Marathon, a nearly 100 hour charity television run.

Up Dawson's Creek without a paddle, for charity

Pete is going to mainline Dawson's Creek, and because this is both stupid and likely to be painful, he's asking you to donate to charity and make this time well spent.

Sons of Anarchy: What a Piece of Work is Man

Perhaps all the butts were there to distract us from the sadness of this episode.

Podcast Episode 13: On Guy Fieri

Bill and Pete return with another episode! This time, they discuss at length the joys of Guy Fieri.