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More changes are afoot. We've just moved into a brand new server, & while it's not quite as comfy as our old one, which was graciously lent to us by Matt of X-Entertainment.com, this new server is home for now. So, in celebration of both the server switch & the coming of the warmer months, we all chipped in & bought Wrigley Field. Here's to many more seasons in a Cubs uniform, Kyle!

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E3 2005
P-boi presents a video game conference simulation article so realistic, you'll feel like you're actually there!

Written by Bill

  

Hardees.com: Mankind's light through the darkness
The Smithsonian Institute from the Future's historical documentary on how Primitive 21st century man took shelter from a post-apocalyptic world at a fast food chain's website.

Written by Jon

  

The Boink of Summer
The rain has stopped & the sky has cleared, so we figured we'd take the tarp off of old Prigley Fieldessive Boink. This is the part where you do an exaggerated spit take & go "WH-WH-WHAT! WE HAVE A NEW DEE-ZIGN?"

Designed by Mike

  


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P-boi shines the spotlight on classic (and not-so-classic) prime time television.
Step By Step
There is an incredibly large amount of people living in my home!
by B
Build Your Own Boy Meets World Episode
Classic TV construction.
by Emily
Soul Man
Bringing honor back to the church.
by Nick
Just the 10 of Us
Man cannot stop fucking his wife!
by B
The LiveJournal of Richard Karn
Flannel Man's Domain.
by Jon
Hicks On TV: A Torkelsons Primer
Spirited and colorful mom is poor and has many children.
by Emily


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Dr_Dirt:   /glares
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Dr_Dirt:  What's so funny?
Mr_Clean:   It's not spaghetti, it's linguini.
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Dr_Dirt has picked up the linguini and hurled it against the kitchen wall.
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