Volvagia
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"Demon's blood and dragon fire, falling on my wings"
Male
Fire Temple, HYRULE
Last Login:
5/11/2025 |
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| Volvagia's
Interests |
| General
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Eating Gorons, Standing inside the fire—or I guess just lying and/or floating inside it, what with the whole no legs thing
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| Music
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"Temple of Fire" by Marshall Law, "The Future Freaks Me Out" by Goron City Soundtrack, Please Hammer Don't Hurt Him
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| Movies
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Reign of Fire, Enter the Dragon, The I AM A DRAGON WHO IS ON FIRE Trilogy
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| Television
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Captain Planet. I was always secretly hoping to see the Spirit of the Earth's private parts, but it's a kid's show, so of course they weren't going to show the Vulvagaia
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| Books
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Teach Like Your Hair's on Fire: The Methods and Madness Inside Boss Room 5 |
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| Volvagia's
Details |
| Status: |
Reborn
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Promiscuous encounters with unpopular rodents.
I'm all about the vole vag, yeah. |
| Orientation: |
Flaming
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1856, 1916, 1976, 2036 |
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Yes / No |
| Children: |
I have the most under the Chinese zodiac
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| Occupation: |
Subterranean Lava Dragon |
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Latest Blog Entries |
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I'm looking to move. I need to get out of this hellhole.
haha, get it because fire
Wait a second! I died by flying around dizzily and catching myself on fire with my own hair? That's bullshit. I spent the entire boss fight diving in and out of holes full of lava. But I get hit in the head hard enough and turn my head the wrong way and I'm dead? To hell with this. I'm moving to the Ice Cavern. That place doesn't even have a boss.
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Never mind. Looks like being dead and having my skull separated from the rest of my construct makes it rather difficult to relocate. Though I think my head could easily get a job as Betty Rubble's thighmaster. Lord Valoo knows she needs one after watching that movie. Eh, it's a livin'!
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About me:
I'm an ancient dragon revived by Ganondorf for two reasons:
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eat Gorons
2. burninate the countryside.
Which would be awesome if only that dumb shit hadn't locked me up in a room where I hide inside a giant Whack-a-Mole table, which in turn is in the same temple as a FUCKING STEEL HAMMER. He couldn't possibly bring me back from the dead and let me hang out in, like, the Forest Temple, for example. I could catch the whole forest on fire and NOT GET HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER AND DIE. Oh but his precious paintings that his phantom lives in would be ruined. So all I'm really good at is making nearby rings of smoke glow-in-the-dark pink.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A good listener! I'm very much a conversationalist, but I have a tendency to drag on.
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Zelda
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May 11 2007 3:38 PM
This is interesting. In Japan, there's a manga telling a story of how Link bought you from the Hyrule marketplace as a baby.
So all we have to do is make you remember before Link cuts your head off and everything will be cool. K?
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Link
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May 11 2007 3:40 PM
What the fuck this comic book is written backwards
That means it never happened. Whatever I'm a kill it
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Joe Rogan
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May 11 2007 11:54 PM
Hey, STOLE-VAGIA
You're a fire-breathing dragon that emerges from and submerges into random pits of lava? Gee, that doesn't sound like any dungeon boss I've ever fought before!
You ripped off Barba's entire routine! You should never be allowed to work in Hyrule again. Too bad the only globally offensive crime anyone in entertainment can commit anymore is uttering an racist term for black people.
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Barba
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May 11 2007 11:55 PM
beaner beaner beaner beaner beaner
DE-DE-DEEEEE!
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Dedede
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May 11 2007 11:56 PM
WHAT?
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