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Barba 
"Figaro Figaro Figaro Figaro FIIIIGAROOOOOO!"

Male

Palace Six, HYRULE

Last Login:
12/28/2004


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   Barba's Interests
General Living deep beneath the lava, protecting Palace Six, cutting hair.
Music "Unleash the Dragon" by Sisqo
Movies Barba Shop
Television I loved "I Dream of Jeannie" when I was a kid because I had a huge crush on Barba Eden.
Books A Clockwork Orange Dragon Boss


   Barba's Details
Status: I've got no woman dragon me down.
Here for: An oranged marriage.
Orientation: Stacked.
Sign: Leo
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
Children: I had a child, but he ended up staying at the castle with the Dark Crystal looking girl and the pissant bat with bad eyesight so he could "learn" and "grow" and "make exaggerated motions with his hands."
Occupation: Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon



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Barba's Latest Blog Entries
I sure am glad election time is over!  With neither candidate jumping and slashing me in the head I had no idea which platform to go for!   ( Add Comment )

Today somebody on the Forum posted that I was a low rent Valvagia.  Well, why don't you Valvagio straight to Hell! 

which I am living beneath   ( Add Comment )

I am the Dragon.
And you call me insane.
You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the afterbirth.
It is your nature to do one thing correctly.
Before me, you rightly tremble.
But, fear is not what you owe me.
You owe me awe.   ( Add Comment )

Nobody appreciates how difficult it is to be a palace guardian.

If any of you has the talent and know-how to maintain both elaborate curtains and a deadly bed of hot lava in an enclosed brick room then by all means allow me to shake your hand with my head.    ( Add Comment )


   Barba's Blurbs
About me:
I grew up in a small town not far from

/me shoots fireball

/me shoots fireball

/me shoots fireball

Who I'd like to meet:
A monster who looks like a vagina.


    Barba's Friend Space
Displaying 8 of Barba's Friends.
Digdogger
Dodongo
Horsehead
Jalhalla
Manhandla
Octogon
Old Man
Rope
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Barba's Friends Comments
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Manhandla



Dec 28, 2025 12:09 AM

I believe I am the monster you are looking for!
Pokey



Dec 24, 2025 1:22 PM

Thanks for the add!  I think we're gonna be the best of friends!
Sho'nuff

Dec 27, 2025 4:50 PM

It's mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name.
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