Twinrova
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"Without
the two forces there cannot be the One."
Female
Spirit Temple, HYRULE
Last Login:
8/8/2025 |
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| Twinrova's
Interests |
| General
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Witchcraft
on the Edge of Forever |
| Music
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"Come
Together" by the Beatles, "2 Become 1"
by the Spice Girls |
| Movies
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Little
Witches, Fire & Ice |
| Television
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Sister
Sister |
| Books
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Morphing
Into A Giant Bellydancer Made Easy
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| Twinrova's
Details |
| Status: |
Combined |
| Here
for: |
Wild, elemental-themed mood swings |
| Orientation: |
Bi.
I'm only half flaming. |
| Sign: |
Gemini |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes
/ Yes |
| Children: |
Proud
parent of the Great Ganondorf |
| Occupation: |
Guardian
of the Desert Colossus |
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Twinrova is in your extended network
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| Twinrova's
Latest Blog Entries |
You know, people
come up to us all the time & ask, "Twinrova, how
do you manage to turn from two 400-year-old hags to a young,
healthy-looking supermodel?" Well, I'll let you in on
a little secret.
It's all thanks to Thighmaster™! Call 1-800-TWINROVA
to order yours, today!
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Alright, our other most frequently asked question is how
we both managed to be Ganondorf's mother. Obviously, he was
conceived when we were the Twinrova, but the actual inquiry
is what happens when we decide to split up during the pregnancy.
Well, we weren't sure what to do either, so we sought the
advice of the wise King of Hyrule, who told us to cut the
baby into two & have us both be pregnant with one of the
halves. We thought that was a reasonable solution, until we
realized that it would mean cutting open our own stomach prematurely,
& frankly neither of us wanted to bother with that at
such an early stage. And that's when the King of Hyrule knew
that we were both the genuine mothers of the child. [1 Gerudo
Kings 3:25]
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| Twinrova's
Blurbs |
About me:
As the combined entity of Gerudo sorceresses Kuome (played
by Paul Reiser) and Kotake (played by Greg Evigan),
I gave birth to the first male of our tribue born in
a century, the Great Ganondorf. Words cannot express
how proud I am to be the mother of the One destined
to take over Hyrule, and then get down-thrusted in the
fucking face by a twelve-year-old. Did you see that?
DID YOU SEE IT?!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who can teach me how to turn Jack Lemmon &
Walter Matthau into a combined form that somehow ends
up looking like Olivier Martinez. In fact, I'll pay
ONE MEELION DOLLAR to whoever can show me how to do
that.
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Friends Comments |
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comments |
Ganondorf
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Aug 8, 2025 10:03 PM
Hey Mom can I borrow like 500 rupees to build
a giant lava moat around my new apartment? |
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Aug 9, 2025 4:49 PM
Twinrova, Twinrova! We call Anti-Fairy ovah! |
Zelda
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Aug 9, 2025 4:50 PM
Are you sure you want to start with him? |
Link
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Aug 9, 2025 4:51 PM
Relax, Princess. I know what I'm doing. Just hold
on real tight! |
Anti-Fairy
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Aug 9, 2025 4:52 PM
God, this game is so gay.
/runs |
Link
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Aug
9, 2005 4:53 PM
Get ready... |
Anti-Fairy
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Aug 9, 2025 4:54 PM
/gets clotheslined |
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Aug
9, 2005 4:55 PM
Ow! What the hell, it costs magic just to clothesline
him?! I did that with my bare hands! |
Zelda
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Aug 9, 2025 4:56 PM
It's Anti-Fairy, you dolt! He takes magic away
when he... ugh, never mind! |
Link
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Aug 9, 2025 4:57 PM
Well
excuuuuuse me, Princess! |
Henry
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Aug 9, 2025 6:10 PM
Hey I don't think heating up the ice cubes works
like that. |
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