Jalhalla
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"Jal- HALLAAAA... aint' no
stopin' me!"
Male
Earth Temple, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/25/2004 |
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| Jalhalla's
Interests |
| General
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Turning
purple and flopping down on people so hard they can't tell which direction they're
running. Hey, it sounds dumb, but it worked all the time on former 49ers QB Steve
Young. |
| Music
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Nappy
Roots - "Po Folks" Also, I hate Madonna! She's always trying to strike
poes. |
| Movies
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"Ghost,"
"Raise the Red Lantern" |
| Television
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"Dead
Like Me" |
| Books
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I love
books about the Norse Gods and mythology, especially Loki. When he's bad, they put
him in Jailhalla! |
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| Jalhalla's
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| Status: |
In a spacial relationship. |
| Here
for: |
The chance to be lifted and
rolled into the sharp or tapered end of something. |
| Orientation: |
Lots of dead people
standing on top of each other. |
| Sign: |
Taurus |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes / No |
| Children: |
I would love to be a Ghost
Dad! |
| Occupation: |
The Almighty God of all
Poes. |
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| Yesterday I really opened my eyes to some
fundamental flaws in the Earth Temple's decor and design. Firstly, the room I stay
in is barely big enough for me to stand up and walk around in. I carry around a
lantern the size of a VW Bus that poops out huge balls of fire, isn't this some kind of
safety hazard? And why do I need the lantern at all, you ask? Because I thrive
in the dark. I live in the dark. So why are there spikes all over the walls?
I like being in the dark because I'm a ghost, I'm not a fucking owl. So now
I'm cramped, on fire, and stabbed to death. Thank goodness my body is composed by a
collection of ghosts, or else I'd probably end up killing myself. ( Add Comment ) To make
matters worse, I discovered a hole in my room, so instead of peaceful darkness there's
this one beam of light going all the way from the roof to the floor. I mean, I guess
it's not a huge deal. It's not like my only weakness is light, and continued
exposure to light will cause me to become corporeal and fall down like a fat doofus.
Probably into a spike or wall of flame. Oh well. *sigh* I'm just
bitching now. It's not a big problem, but now I've got to spend all afternoon trying
to plug it up. ( Add
Comment )
SHIT, WHO LEFT A MIRROR SHIELD LAYING AROUND IN THE EARTH TEMPLE. I THINK IT'S
PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THE LAST PLACE I WOULD WANT REFLECTIVE MATERIAL IS IN A CONFINED SPACE
WHERE LIGHT CAUSES ME TO
FUCK, DOWN I GO. ( Add Comment )
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| Jalhalla's
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About me:
I am giant and reside at the core of the Earth temple in a room comparable to a young boy
standing in a phone booth. If I ever want to leave this room and, say, go to the
bathroom, it's an hour-long ordeal involving playing a magic baton well enough to take
command of a bird girl, flying her around to hit a bunch of switches, and pissing my big
ghost britches. So mostly I sit in my tiny room watching "The Nightmare Before
Christmas" on DVD and wishing I was Oogie Boogie. |
Who I'd like to meet:
As the almighty God of all Poes I am interested in meeting someone who is impressed by my
technical and creative skills as a poetic and author, but not turned away by my lone
chart-topping hit, "Angry Johnny." |
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