Zant
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"PHBBTHLHLTBLLBT
LLBHBTHTLLLBLLBT"
Male
Palace of Twilight, TWILIGHT RE
FRANCE ... I COME FROM FRANCE
Last Login:
1/17/2007 |
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| Zant's
Interests |
| General
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Seeming
really foreboding and awesome until I take off my helmet
and throw a temper tantrum, rubbing my helmet against things I want and yelling IT'S MINE I LICKED IT |
| Music
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Lynyrd
Fuckin' Skynyrd, KISS, and "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell |
| Movies
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Darkness
Falls, Before Sunset
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| Television
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Night
Gallery.
And, uh, that other one with the same guy.
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| Books
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Servants of Twilight, by Dean Koontz |
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| Zant's
Details |
| Status: |
I
was almost ready, until you had to go and ruin everything
by bringing the light back after squishing a bunch of bugs...
What
the hell is wrong with this game?
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| Here
for: |
Providing free
traffic to Dictionary.com from all the people who get to
my level and then have to look up the word "usurper." |
| Orientation: |
Twili |
| Sign: |
Leo |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes, until your Master Sword gets all glowy
/ No |
| Children: |
Are
fun to act like during boss battles
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| Occupation: |
1/100th
of a dollar |
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Zant is in your extended network
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| Zant's
Latest Blog Entries |
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Sweet home, Twilight
Realm
Where the skies are so ... grayish-yellow
Sweet h
oh God this song is going to suck.
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It is time for you to choose: accept my friend request or die.
Oh yes, a question for all the Internet and people of HySpace...
Inviting me into your social network of people you'll barely talk to aside from reading their shitty bulletins about how the month in which you were born dictates your ability in bed?
Or death?!
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| Zant's
Blurbs |
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About me:
All I wanted was to rule my people, the Twili, with an iron fist, and also an iron helmet giving a permanent raspberry. But would they acknowledge me as their king? No! And after I showed them the sweet dance routine I prepared and everything...
dododo doot doot do dooo do dooooo
dododo doot doot do dooo
Oh I juuuust caaaan't waaaaaaait
to be KIIIIIIIIIIING-GAH!
Then when that didn't work I just chopped everybody's heads off, frayed the ends of their necks and made them my undead army.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I turn my eyes to the heavens and seek a god to house his power in me.
AAAH SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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Miniblins
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Jan
17 2007 4:08 PM
DA ZANT! DA ZANT!
DAH ZANT!
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Bill
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Jan
18 2007 1:14 AM
Oh, don't even try that "house password" bullshit on me. I know this game's saving mechanism is based on internal system memory.
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Lord Jabun
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Jan 18 2007 10:56 PM
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Link
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Jan
18 2007 11:01 PM
Yeah, listen to the fish god for once. Let's see you try it, 'cause I can't even beat your level in Guitar Hero.
of time.
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Particle Man
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Jan
19 2007 3:12 PM
I still don't get why you hate me so much :(
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