Riding
a demonic steed; mimicking attack patterns used by the real
Ganondorf whilst using teleporation and energy techniques
Music
Phantom
Planet, Nick Ganon.
Movies
Star
Wars Episode I
Television
Danny
Phantom
Books
Painting
Secrets by Brian Santos, The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton
Juster
Phantom Ganon's
Details
Status:
Jumping
from relationship to relationship
Here
for:
Meeting
the Phantom Ladies.
Orientation:
I
go six ways.
Sign:
Sagittarius
Smoke
/ Drink:
Yes
/ Yes
Children:
Are
fun to bean in the head with electric tennis balls.
Occupation:
Evil
Spirit From Beyond
Phantom Ganon is in your extended network
Phantom Ganon's
Latest Blog Entries
Link is a son of
a bitch. Last night I was jumping from painting to painting trying
to kill him (as usual), and before I know it he's taken one of
them down off the wall and replaced it with a Thomas Kinkade. So
now I'm stuck in here for the next god knows how long turning on
and off snowy cabin lights during perpetual sunset. This morning
I caught the demonic steed sipping hot cocoa. I am going to fucking
stab Thomas Kinkade. ( Add Comment )
My horse keeps getting shot to death with arrows so I'm learning
how to defend myself without him. This is a good thing, because
I don't want to accidentally jump into Frida Kahlo's vagina anymore.
The wizard Agahnim is teaching me how to shoot lightning bolts,
though, and that's going well. Link won't stand a chance as long
as they hit something standing still and avoid anything with forward
momentum! Hahahah! ( Add Comment )
I am going to fucking stab the wizard Agahnim. ( Add Comment )
Today I thought I had really terrible diarrhea, but I'd just
jumped into a Jackson Pollock painting. ( Add Comment )
Phantom Ganon's
Blurbs
About me:
I am a mockery of Ganon's trickery and defend the Forest Temple,
a giant building in the middle of a forest that twists around and
changes against all known laws of physics, from a child in elf pants.
I recently had rails installed in my room to make it more handicap
accessible. Perhaps the handicapped will be too slow to see the
big purple ripple that shows up when I'm ready to jump out of a
painting at them to kill them, and I will be able to do so.
Hey man, good to know the Forest Temple has a WiFi connection! Anywhoo,
just leaving you a comment to let you know
I'm outside, and that I'll be coming in soon to free the Sage of the Forest,
remove your heart, and use it as one of my own!
