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"Hey
guys, what's going on in this house? Mind if I come in,
smash your pottery & keep any money I find inside?"
Male
The Hearts of Many, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Link's
Interests |
| General
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Saving
the day, riding horsies, fishing, holding chickens over
my head so I can float gracefully onto rooftops, talking
to myself when I find stuff in treasure chests. |
| Music
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Green
Day |
| Movies
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Back
To The Future
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| Television
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The
Muppet Show, with Pigs In Space starring Link Hogthrob |
| Books
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Peter
Pan |
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| Link's
Details |
| Status: |
Single
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| Here
for: |
>
I want flippers.
I just stopped by. |
| Orientation: |
That
farmer's daughter keeps calling me Fairy Boy, but she
totally wants me. |
| Sign: |
Sagittarius |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ Only when I'm low on life |
| Children: |
I
just get reincarnated a bunch of times. Like a phoenix.
Only instead of fire & wings, I get a pointy little
green hat. |
| Occupation: |
Legendary
Hero |
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You want to know
why I keep running around trying to save Hyrule without ever
bothering to take a nap? Because sleeping is about as much
fun. Every time I go to bed, I dream about some stupid island
that I'm not allowed off of until I collect a bunch of musical
instruments so I can play them all loud enough to crack open
a giant egg and wake up the flying whale inside. Now that
I think about it, my dreams are really frigging weird.
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That fairy needs to stop shouting in my ear, or I'm going
to throw her friend I have trapped in the bottle into a lava
pit or something. HEY, LISTEN! No, YOU listen. If something's
important, just say so without yelling at me. Or fly over
to it and change color like you usually do. Just because I'm
busy mowing the lawn and hoping I'll find some spare change,
doesn't mean I can't hear you. ( Add
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| Link's
Blurbs |
About me:
What can I say? When you can hide piles of bulky, precarious
crap in your pockets & still run around like it's
nothing, you're pretty awesome. |
Who I'd like to meet:
How about a magic flying carpet, so I won't have to run
around everywhere or put up with a slow talking boat?
That's not too much to ask, is it? |
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Lord Jabu-Jabu
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Oct 14, 2025 9:23 AM
Hey man, listen. I'm not criticizing your heroism
when I say this, but I would really appreciate
it if you didn't stab my stomach lining while
you're running around in my belly. It hurts...
on the inside.
Do you see what I did there? Inside?
-=JJ=- |
Old Man
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Oct 17, 2025 4:30 AM
There's a secret in the tip of the nose.
Seriously, you might want to find a tissue or
something. |
Zelda
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Oct 18, 2025 12:05 PM
Okay, we need to talk. There's something I've
been holding in for a while that needs to be cleared
up right now.
It's not okay to keep farting in front of me
just because you say "Excuuuuse me, princess"
every time. It has to stop, and it has to stop
now. |
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