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The Progressive Boink Holiday Mixtape!
If there is one thing I've come to truly love about my fellow Progressive Boink writers in our 10+ years as collaborators and friends, it's how gleefully uncool we all are. Bill unabashedly loves...
Weekend plans with your horrible friend
God, why are you even friends with this guy?
The Coed Naked Soccer 'Hall of Fame'
The 1990s were the decade that spawned a million lowbrow T-shirts. Here are a few of them.
LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 17.
Tell me about your lunch. I will judge it.
A Very Spilly Thanksgiving Special.
Look, everyone. Spilly has cooked us a Thanksgiving meal, everyone. Thank you for preparing such a wonderful meal, Spilly.
Story Of Intrigue: The Madman.
"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...
LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 16.
SURPRISE LUNCH JUDGMENT NONE ARE READY ALL ARE UNREADY NONE ARE PREPARED
The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: The Winner.
Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.
LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 15.
Tell me about your lunch. I will judge it.
The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: Election Day.
Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.
