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Billy
Joel: American Idiot
In an attempt to find meaning in the life of Billy Joel, Emily
critiques a few of his videos and their horrible hairstyles.
The post would've been longer, but she was off makin' love to her
tonic and gin.
Written by Emily
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monsters who spit rocks at you gets another update with five new
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