Telma
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"Telmaaa, did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded? And a bunch of Shadow Beasts with no faces are walking around?"
Female
Castle Town, HYRULE
Last Login:
5/16/2007 |
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| Telma's
Interests |
| General
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Getting everybody's undivided attention at the secret meetings I host in my bar to try and help deal with the troubles in Hyrule. Also crushing soda cans without using my hands
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| Music
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"Tel-mama" by Etta James, "Hanging on a Heartbeat" by the Hooters
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| Movies
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In the game I have a cat named Louise.
Do you see what they did there?
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| Television
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Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure
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| Books
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Secrets To Earning Better Tips |
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| Telma's
Details |
| Status: |
Temporarily Closed Due to Circumstances
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| Here
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A revolution!
And shaman tooshy. Girlfriend ain't about to lie.
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| Orientation: |
Up HERE, you guys
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| Sign: |
Gemini |
| Smoke
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No / Yes |
| Children: |
Well I do enjoy showin' off my girls
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| Occupation: |
– Bartender
– What not to do when the babysitter dies |
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Telma is in your extended network
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| Telma's
Latest Blog Entries |
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This swordsman of ours has great eyes, honey. They're proud and wild ... like a
feral beast.
A feral beast that keeps trying to throw bombs down my shirt and mumbling something about finding Level 9. Oh no he just di-int.
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I said BEAST.
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You condone Hylian cloning? Hah! Telma 'nother one, child!
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| Telma's
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About me:
What hope there is in our kingdom is frail and dying ... but there's still a
group trying to do what it can.
And I'm a member of that group.
Call me Telma.
I'm sort of like an extra-sassy Tess from Touched By An Angel if you replace sublte hints suggesting God's existence with subtle hints suggesting my desire to rub your face in between my cans.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A man that's ASTUTE!
By which I mean dictionary.com's unabridged definition about keen penetration. Mercy!
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Garth
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May 17 2007 3:14P
Let's just keep going, Wayne!
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Wayne
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May 17 2007 3:15P
OK, Garth!
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Garth
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May 17 2007 3:16P
wait
We don't want to end the profile like this, do we?
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Wayne
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May 17 2007 3:17P
Good call!
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Garth
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May 17 2007 3:18P
Let's do the mega-happy ending where everyone just stares at Telma's clevage.
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Wayne
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May 17 2007 3:19P
Excellent!
DOODLEOODLEOOT
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Link
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May 17 2007 3:20P
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Ingo
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May 17 2007 3:21P
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Geldarm
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May 17 2007 3:22P
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Bagu
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May 17 2007 3:23P
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Error
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May 17 2007 3:24P
I am
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Biggoron
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May 17 2007 3:25P
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Moblin
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May 17 2007 3:26P
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Old Man
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May 17 2007 7:09P
Spectacle Rock is the entrance to death
Ones can suffocating into those things
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