Geldarm
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"You've Geldarm gone and
done it!"
Male/Female
Desert, HYRULE
Last Login:
2/22/2005 |
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| Geldarm's
Interests |
| General
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Feeding
off the blood of my victims, as long as I can hit them like 400 times before they hit me
once. |
| Music
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"Indendent
Worm Saloon" by Butthole Surfers, The Rat Pack Live at the Sands, "This Desert
Life" by Counting Crows |
| Movies
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Anything
starring Julian Sands. |
| Television
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"First
Do Geldarm" |
| Books
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How to
Eat Fried Worms
by Thomas Rockwell. |
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| Geldarm's
Details |
| Status: |
Annelida. I think. |
| Here
for: |
Meeting nice people from
the bottom up. |
| Orientation: |
Pee-pee worm. |
| Sign: |
Cancer |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No / Very Infrequently |
| Children: |
One day I'll get back in
"the saddle" again! |
| Occupation: |
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binary00000000000only learned half of it so far00000 |
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| Geldarm's Latest
Blog Entries |
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( Add Comment ) I've
been working on a song about where I live, which I hope to one day maybe sell to Disney.
I want people to know about all the crazy things that go on in my habitat!
Here's what I've got so far.
Under the sand
Under the sand!
something something something something
Take it from me!
Hey fuck you, my brain is a small grouping of neuron bodies. You try writing
something deeper than "YOU STAN HERR LOOKIN AT ME, I STAN HERR LOOKIN AT YOU
GIRL" with a brain like that. It can't be done. ( Add Comment )
Trying to pull something out of a space too small for your hand to slide through?
Try a Gel'darm! ( Add Comment )
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| Geldarm's
Blurbs |
About me:
I am a simple creature who lives beneath the earth in desert regions. I'm easily
defeated, but be careful, because I can randomly pop up and cause you harm. You may
also know me as Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Javier Vazquez. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I want to meet someone who won't make me feel bad about having devolved reproductive
organs. Actually scratch that, I want anyone who will walk over where I am sleeping
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Scotty 2
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Feb 22, 2025 1:17 PM
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