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Lenzo Lenzo
 
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Photograph - I don't need your..."

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Windfall Island, HYRULE

Last Login:
10/18/2004


   Don't wear glasses;  CONTACT LENZO


   Lenzo Lenzo's Interests
General Awarding employment to those who can snap pictures of abstract concepts... someone who is afraid, someone mailing a love letter, someone thinking about Janet Jackson's boob, etc. 
Music The duet between Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock!  Because I too cannot look at you while I'm lying next to him.
Movies "One Hour Photo," starring TV's Mork.
Television "Picture Pages," starring TV's Cliff Huxtable.
Books Stephen King's "Tower of the Gods."


   Lenzo Lenzo's Details
Status: Single
Here for: Secret conversations with the "lady in orange."
Orientation: Sorry fellas, I prefer Picto BOX!!
Sign: Aperture
Smoke / Drink: No  /  Sometimes
Children: I have over 40,000 pictures of children on my computer at home!
Occupation: Picto box photography shop keeper; pointless collecting tasks organizer



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Lenzo Lenzo's Latest Blog Entries
Here's a tip for any of you aspiring pictographers out there in the Great Land of Internets... place a common Forest Haven firefly in a standard picto box and VIOLA, your picto box is now PICTO BOX DX!  This means one of two things:

1)  It is a picto box with lettuce, tomato, or mayonnaise.
2)  You can now take pictures of people doing the crotch chop.

If anyone can take a mildly interesting pictograph and show it to me I will make you my apprentice!  And then I will fire you!  Like on the show "The Apprentice," which is a lot like the show on television on Earth in 2004, only it's hosted by Donald Gero and is mostly about business communication with frogs.     ( Add Comment )

I just uploaded a few legendary pictographs from my collection.  Here goes!

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This is a pictograph of a man mailing a love letter.  It represents the pain and insurmountable space of a long-distance relationship.  Especially since you have to ride for like twenty real-time minutes on a talking boat dodging bomb attacks and suicide ramming sharks to get to the next town.

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This is the depressed guy who hangs out in the coffee shop.  I wanted to get him to pose for a picture, and when he wouldn't I threw a pot at him.  He got up and started shaking, but sat back down before I could get the shot, because my controller is two inches wide and purple and covered in thirty buttons.  I finally did a forward role into his table and pissed him off enough to get the shot.

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And here we have a picture of "eye contact," which means these two are secretly in love.  That's what eye contact means, whenever you make it with anyone ever:  you are in love.  At least that's what I'm telling my lawyer.  I had no idea that the Killer Bees didn't enjoy being fucked!    ( Add Comment )


   Lenzo Lenzo's Blurbs
About me:
I am the master when it comes to the photographic arts. Most of my work is very focused towards capturing the legendary and historical things across the Great Sea. We live in a word featuring giant fish Gods of the sea, cyclone-riding Wind Gods, and great Queen Fairies.  But I mostly take pictures of my overweight friends standing in graveyards.
Who I'd like to meet:
The lady in the orange dr Any person, group, or nubile and impressionable young college student who is up for some pictography.  Also, anyone in the world who is actually impressed by this black and white picture I took of my feet!


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Oct 18, 2025 8:16 AM

Man, there is nothing more interesting or exciting to me than taking pictures of things and riding eighty hours on a boat to have them turned into miniature sculptures for display.

Oh, also I thought you'd like to know I just bought myself a Fuji picto box and took a picture you might be interested in.

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That's a picture of you and the lady in orange "making eye contact," which is about as close as you're ever going to get, unless she suddenly develops a fetish for people dressed like Akeem the African Dream.  I'm dressed like a Keebler Elf and I know more about women than you.  Jesus dude, take a day off.

Ice Cube

Oct 25, 2025 04:20 PM

You'd rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lenzo rollin' in a Benzo.
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