Master Smith
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"Either I'm dead right, or
I'm crazy!"
Male
South Hyrule Field, HYRULE
Last Login:
12/07/2025 |
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| Master
Smith's Interests |
| General
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Going
to Washington; The act or art of working or forging metals, as iron, into any desired
shape. |
| Music
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The
Smiths, The Cure |
| Movies
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Not
looking forward to the Angelina Jolie remake of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Although I would like to work her desired shape. |
| Television
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As a
Master I really enjoyed "Roots." But mostly during the beginning. |
| Books
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"Master
and Commander" by Patrick O'Brian. |
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| Master
Smith's Details |
| Status: |
Link's Grandfather.
Have you seen Link's Grandmother? She's blurry and made of simple shapes. I
can't possibly make love to a woman with such bad graphics! rabble rabble rabble |
| Here
for: |
The chance to ball, pee in,
and hammer somebody. |
| Orientation: |
Married |
| Sign: |
Sagittarius |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Only in my
furnace / Heavily |
| Children: |
I'm losing my mind, because
every new day it seems different. |
| Occupation: |
Chihuahua, small dog,
Chihuahua, small dog, IN-troduce yourself! I'm Master Smith (clap clap) I don't do drugs
(clap clap) I am the sole Spartan to leave the Reach system aboard the Pillar of Autumn
(clap clap) So CHECK ME OUT! |
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Master Smith is in your extended network
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| Master Smith's Latest
Blog Entries |
| I stand guilty as FRAMED! Because
section 40 is graft! And I was ready to say so, I was ready to tell you that a
certain man in my state, a Mr. Gannondorf, wanted to put through this water temple for his
own profit. A man who controls a political machine! And controls everything
else worth controlling in my state. Yes, and a man even powerful enough to control
royalty - and I saw three of them in his room the day I went up to see him!
( Add Comment ) You
see, boys forget what their kingdom means by just reading "the Kingdom of
Hyrule" in history books. When they get to be men they forget even more.
The Triforce is too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold
it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to
possess unimaginable magical power. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children
will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that. ( Add Comment )
Great principles don't get lost once they come to the Dark World! They're right here;
you just have to see them again! ( Add Comment )
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| Master
Smith's Blurbs |
About me:
As Link's parental guardian I have given him permission to accompany Zelda to the annual
Picori Festival, with the condition that he deliver a mighty sword to the Minister of
Hyrule, as it is to be given away to the winner of the sword competition. I fail
to see how that is a setup or a harbinger of doom and misfortune in any way. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I want a girl to make my sword red hot and shape it with repeated blows. I am the
greatest Swordsmith the Kingdom of Hyrule has ever known! |
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| Master
Smith's Friend Space |
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| Master Smith's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
Senator
Payne
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Dec 7, 2025 06:00 PM
Will the Smith yield? |
Diz
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Dec 7, 2025 06:01 PM /me dictating into the phone
In protest, the whole Senate body rose and walked out. |
Miss
Saunders
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Dec 7, 2025 06:02 PM No! No, not that straight stuff. Now
listen, kick it up, get on his side, fight for him! Understand? |
Diz
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Dec 7, 2025 06:03 PM You love this monkey - don't you? |
Kiki
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Dec 7, 2025 06:04 PM Kiki kiki! |
Jefferson
Smith
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Dec 7, 2025 06:05 PM what |
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