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About me:
It seems you are looking for Kafei.
...Can you keep a secret?
Yes
> No
...Listen, when someone asks you that, you say yes.
...Can you keep a secret?
Yes
> No
...Listen, when someone asks you that, you say yes.
...Can you keep a secret?
Yes
> No
Hey, we can keep doing this as long as you want, kid. You know you're not allowed to even move to leave my house until you say yes and let me finish the conversation, right? You can just keep telling me no until the moon falls on us. You won't get a chance to go back to Romani Ranch and put your head between Cremia's tits while the game narrator tells you "Sigh ... you could get used to this." Because you'll be dead. We'll all be dead. All because you can't keep a fucking secret. So let's try this one more time.
...Can you keep a secret?
> Yes
No
That's what I thought.
I am Kafei.
I was turned into this by a
strange imp wearing a mask.
But I'm not hiding because I look
this way. Not when I can upload 300 pictures I took of myself at different angles.
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