Navi
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"HEY!!"
Female
Kokiri Forest, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/26/2004 |
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| Navi's
Interests |
| General
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Guiding
Link, hovering over things he can pick up or read or are
trying to kill him |
| Music
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I
LISTEN!! to all kinds of music |
| Movies
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Flight
of the Navi-gator, Talk To Her (By Pressing The Top
C Button)
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| Television
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HEY!!
Arnold, LISTEN!! Up |
| Books
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Top
C's and Turvys, by Peter S. Newell |
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| Navi's
Details |
| Status: |
Green
if you're reading this, or yellow if there's a guy with
a knife behind you. |
| Here
for: |
Just
here to help! Even if you don't want it & are just
having trouble turning your horse around a tight corner. |
| Orientation: |
Fairy |
| Sign: |
Virgo |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ No |
| Children: |
Already
assigned to one
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| Occupation: |
Guardian
fairy |
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Navi is in your extended network
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| Navi's
Latest Blog Entries |
HEY!! LISTEN!!
I'm tired of getting questions about why I don't just circle
around Link & fill up his hearts when he's on the brink
of death. The reason is because I'm not that kind of fairy.
Here, maybe it's better if I just show you.
Here's me with Link.

As a Guardian fairy, I have no healing powers. Guardian fairies
just guide Kokiri children along the journey of life &
help them find low-priced deals at Z-Target. We answer to
the Great Deku Tree, the patriarch of the forest.
Here is Link bottling a Healing fairy.

Since they live in single bushes or ceramic pots outside of
boss rooms anyway, I guess they don't mind it when Link traps
them in bottles. Instead of working under the Great Deku Tree,
Healing fairies work for a Great Fairy.

If you're still confused, just remember this:
Fairies found in hiding spots, give you hearts when you
need lots.
Fairies that follow you around, can't help pick up off the
ground.
Giant fairies found in caves, are beautiful no matter what
they say.
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| Navi's
Blurbs |
About me:
HEY!! I was sent by the Great Deku Tree to follow Link
around. I guess you could say that I'm his life partner,
but without the usual benefits. He's a hundred times
bigger than I am. We couldn't have sex unless I, like,
straddled his eyelash.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who will LISTEN!! to me without having to drop
everything they're doing & push my buttons. Is that
so much to ask?
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comments |
Link
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Feb 20, 2025 6:12 PM
Seriously. Yell in my ear again, & I'm putting
YOU in the bottle. |
Tingle
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Feb 21, 2025 9:35 PM

This is Tingle's special jpeg that he made himself.
DONT STEAL IT~!!111 |
Link
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Feb 22, 2025 10:05 AM
Hey Navi, you know where all your friends live,
right? Could you do me a favor & start pointing
out everything that isn't one of their houses?
Apparently there's a secret there. |
Anti-Fairy
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Feb 22, 2025 1:15 PM
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Tingle
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Feb 22, 2025 1:18 PM
You son of a bitch. |
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