Postman
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"De
Liver De Letter
De Sooner De Better
De Later De Letter
De Closer De Moon Gets
To De Stroying Us All"
Male
West Clock Town, TERMINA
Last Login:
5/31/2005 |
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| Postman's
Interests |
| General
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I
don't really have time for hobbies, but I do have this
one game I like to play... did you ever play with a
stopwatch when you were little, & try to stop it
on an even second? It's like that, only I do it with
the clock by pressing the A-button. I'm sorry, I guess
I should explain. "Pressing the A-button"
is postman jargon for "sitting on my bed on the
other side of the room & yelling or clapping my
hands or something." So yeah... I'm really good
at it...
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| Music
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doyyyyy |
| Movies
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Il
Postino, the Running Man, You've Got Mail
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| Television
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Dear
John |
| Books
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Letters
from a Deku Nut |
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| Postman's
Details |
| Status: |
Married
to my job |
| Here
for: |
Romancing
your stay-at-home wife while you're at work
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| Orientation: |
I
prefer fe-mail slots. |
| Sign: |
Aries |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ Entire pots of coffee for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
It keeps me on the NOW!
Damn, missed by .04 seconds! |
| Children: |
Someday in the future I'd love to make a special delivery. |
| Occupation: |
Queen
of frigg'n Sheba. |
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I'm worried I
might get laid off soon. The new guy seems to be much more
efficient than this old timer. He drives a truck instead of
running, & instead of having faith in a little boy in
green tights, he'd rather believe in a non-institutional spirituality.
Oh man, I'm nervous. I don't want to lose my job to Post-modern
Man.
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| Postman's
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About me:
I'm a full-time post marshall who can't seem to find
enough hours in the day to enjoy life. My work is my
passion, & while I love what I do, I often find
myself dreaming of running marathons across open fields
in another life. For now, I suppose I have my collection
of turn-of-the-20th-century, one-piece bathing suits
to keep me happy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A special someone who doesn't let life pass them by.
Someone I can write love letters to & then deliver
them myself. And also someone who won't mind my occasional
mood swings. I sometimes have a tendency to go postal.
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May 29, 2025 7:45 PM
Aww hell no! How do you beat me by a second every
time? I totally never saw you pass me. This is
bullshit, man! |
Special
Ed
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May 30, 2025 2:56 PM
I GOT MAIL
I GOT MAIL
I GOT MAIL
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I GOT MAIL
I GOT MAIL
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Bow Wow
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May 31, 2025 11:46 AM
YIP YIP
IMMA BITE YA POSTMAN
GRRRRRUFF |
Madame
Meowmeow
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May 31, 2025 12:03 PM
Ho ho ho, my Bow Wow is so proud of his fine basketball
jersey!
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Bethlehem
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May 31, 2025 9:31 PM
Great men were made by other great men.
Patton had Rommel. Grant had Lee.
I get stuck with you...
and, you know, Rommel.
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