Lord Jabu-Jabu
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"GET IN MAH BEL-LAY~!! a
quote from the austin powers movie"
Male
Zora's Domain, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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Jabu-Jabu |
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| Lord
Jabu-Jabu's Interests |
| General
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Accidentally
swallowing people, treasure chests. Having parts of my innards pelted by boomerang. |
| Music
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Reel Big
Fish |
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Big Fish |
| Television
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GIANT
FISH |
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"The
Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Hemmingway. |
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| Lord
Jabu-Jabu's Details |
| Status: |
Single |
| Here
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Fish sacrifice |
| Orientation: |
I can use a series of
parasitic tentacles inside my body to satisfy the ladies. |
| Sign: |
Pisces |
| Smoke
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No / No |
| Children: |
I am not expecting to
father an heir, unless I find another immobile seafood deity to receive my sacred
fishstick. |
| Occupation: |
Master of My Domain. |
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| Lord Jabu-Jabu's Latest
Blog Entries |
| Crap, I just found out how fish reproduce.
In most cases, the female drops eggs in the water which are immediately fertilized
by sperm from the male. So not only do I have to swim behind a female until she
poops breakfast, I have to put my dick in the breakfast. Crap, I'm a Lord and the
closest I've come to getting action was when I swallowed Ruto and she tried to get out
through my urethra. Yeah, it sounds painful, but even my urethra is the size of a
power cable. Maybe it's God's (my) way to telling me that I should avoid having
kids... after all... I don't want to come home to the lake and find their eyes glazed over
in tarter sauce.
-=JJ=- ( Add Comment )
Carp, I just found out I'm dyslexic. ( Add Comment )
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| Lord
Jabu-Jabu's Blurbs |
About me:
Lord Jabu-Jabu, the patron deity of the Zoras, is a mammoth fish who has lived in a
secluded fountain behind King Zora's throne for centuries. The leviathan is covered in
ornate markings, which symbolizes his exalted position in Zoran culture. The ornate
marking of a Predator skull on his left fin symbolizes his exalted position in bad ass
culture. |
Who I'd like to meet:
At this point, anybody. Face it, I look like somebody mummified and drowned Al
Jolson while he was still in black face. |
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Jabu-Jabu's Friend Space |
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| Lord Jabu-Jabu's
Friends Comments |
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Oct 17, 2025 10:21 PM
Hey Lord Jabu-Jabu, why do you have working switches in your guts? Or have I been
using crates to weigh down cancerous growths? I just wanted to ask because I don't
feel right putting Ruto ass first down onto a tumor.Augh, I think I just found a living
cow in here. |
Ruto
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Oct 8, 2025 04:14 AM
"Help me. I'm waiting for Link inside your belly."
-Princess Ruto.
P.S. Don't tell my father! |
Ganondorf
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Sep 25, 2025 12:50 PM
I am going to put a curse on you!FUCK YOU
lol I am the prince of thieves |
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