Happy Mask Salesman
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"You're
never fully dressed without somebody else's smile!"
Male
Hyrule Castle Town, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/26/2004 |
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Happy Mask Salesman |
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| Happy Mask Salesman's
Interests |
| General
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Selling
masks, spreading happiness via selling masks, playing
the pipe organ I keep in my backpack |
| Music
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Phantom
of the Opera |
| Movies
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The
Master of Disguise. HAH BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING
TO PUT THE MASK DIDN'T YOU?/
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| Television
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Mobile
Armored Strike Kommand. HAH BET YOU THOUGHT I
... Shit. |
| Books
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Suze
Orman's 9 Steps to Financial Freedom By Getting Random
Children To Do All The Actual Work For You |
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| Happy Mask Salesman's
Details |
| Status: |
Happy |
| Here
for: |
Mask
Sales |
| Orientation: |
Man |
| Sign: |
Gemini |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes
/ No |
| Children: |
One's
called Pillow & he's never allowed to show his face
in public.
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| Occupation: |
Truck
driver. What the hell do you think? |
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Latest Blog Entries |
Is it wrong of
me to ask for a rather large sum of interest from my brother,
who still has yet to pay me for a mask I gave him to sell?
I mean, it's not like he couldn't afford it.
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SO not having a good day, today. I went for a walk over to
the Temple of Time to try out this new Mask of Truth I came
across, because you all know how much I always wanted to talk
to a rock & see what it's thinking. I tried asking them
questions to strike up conversation, but every time I did,
they just repeated the same exact stuff about Gerudos picking
up guys in the marketplace, & how nearsighted people aren't
allowed to play the treasure chest game. So I threw a bomb
at them in frustration, and the thing takes off & flies
away into the sky! Then a dog poked his head out of a nearby
bush & laughed at me. I tried to throw a bomb at him,
too, but for some reason my arm wouldn't let me until he was
gone. I just can't do anything right today!
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I don't get it. What could possibly be evil about a mask
shaped like a purple heart?
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| Happy Mask Salesman's
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About me:
I am the lone proprietor of a traveling Happy Mask Shop.
Sure, my base of operations is the shop in the town
marketplace that looks like it's eating you as you walk
in the door, but when I throw all my ware in my giant
backpack & trek out on the road, I'm a fully functional
traveling one-man business!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Link's tailor, so I don't have to carry around this
giant sack of masks on my back. I mean, the kid can
keep 99 bombs in his pocket & run around like nobody's
business.
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Happy Mask Salesman's Friend Space
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| Happy Mask Salesman's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
Link
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Feb 16, 2025 12:43 PM
Oh, I see. So you want me to go fetch your evil
heart mask from the duckbilled scarecrow guy,
while you sit here in this clock tower & wait
for me? Sure, no problem! I understand that you
have to hang out here & wait for no customers
to ever come looking for you in here.
More like crappy mask salesman. |
Jamie
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Feb 18, 2025 2:59 PM
I'm sorry, I really am. I KNOW that a movie revolving
around me having sex with my new wife while wearing
a mask & then having a kid born with crazy
powers is retarded. But I need to eat too, guy! |
Buffalo
Bill
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Feb 19, 2025 7:06 AM
Whoa!
It peeled Mario's face off to sell as a mask?
AWESOME! I think it & I are going to get along
famously! |
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