Genie
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"I feel so... pretty!"
Male
Bottle Grotto, KOHOLINT
Last Login:
11/22/2005 |
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| Genie's
Interests |
| General
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Hopping,
shooting fireballs, retreating. Granting wishes, probably? |
| Music
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Christina
Aguilera |
| Movies
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Aladdin,
Kazaam, the part in Anchorman when Steve Carell is talking about all the stuff in the room
he loves. |
| Television
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Bottle
of the Network Stars |
| Books
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Throwing
the Message in a Bottle Against the Wall by Pissed Off Nicholas Sparks |
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| Genie's
Details |
| Status: |
In a bottle. |
| Here
for: |
Come give me a rub if
you're inta gettin' hugged |
| Orientation: |
What happens in the Bottle
Grotto stays in the Bottle Grotto. |
| Sign: |
Libra |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Pot / no |
| Children: |
I wish! |
| Occupation: |
I sit in a dungeon
protecting a shell. I am proud of that because I... oh I should've went to technical
college :( |
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Genie is in your extended network
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| Genie's Latest
Blog Entries |
| The doctor says I'm going to have to take
better care of my mental health. I sit in an empty room all day. Even when
Link comes and gets my treasure he can come back in and fight me. I just have to
stay here. I get so pissed off and I want to cry. I want to talk to somebody
and let them know how I feel but I keep it bottled up inside. One of these days I'm
going to throw myself against the wall until I break, and then it will burn like a
fire. ( Add
Comment )
I dream of Genie with the light brown hair. So I did it! :)
SO EMO. ( Add Comment )
WTF
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You know what? Maybe things aren't so bad. I might actually have the
perfect life. Think about it. Whenever I masturbate I get three wishes.
So my wishes will always come true. ( Add Comment ) |
| Genie's
Blurbs |
About me:
It's up to you man.
If you'd like to leave me a comment, turn to page 24.
If you'd like to hurl the book against the wall, turn to page 28.
Haha holy shit I remember that book, turn to page 30 |
Who I'd like to meet:
Somebody who is interested in getting some Conch Horn! I guarantee I can make you
howl and scream, I know how to use my "instrument of the sirens." |
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Major Nelson
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Nov 22, 2025 8:04 PM
okay now make the BOTTLE go inside of YOUyes, yes
that's it |
Horsehead
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Nov 20, 2025 11:10 AM
I'm really glad you're still going on the hunting trip with us! I was worried there
for a second because I thought, "wait, Genie doesn't have anything to shoot the
animals with!" Then I remembered that Genie's got a gun. |
Zelda
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Nov 20, 2025 11:10 PM
what did her daddy do
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Young Me
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Nov 19, My Childhood 3:34 PM
HELP I NEED UNLIMITED LIVES IN PUGSLEY'S SCAVENGER HUNT WHAT DO I DO |
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