Rope
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"Tinsel is really a snake's
mirror."
Male
Labyrinths, HYRULE
Last Login:
12/07/2025 |
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| Rope's
Interests |
| General
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Collecting
a string of items to attach in one line by or as if by twisting or braiding. |
| Music
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"The
Velvet Rope" by Janet Jackson, anything by Slash's Snake Pit, and "Give'Em
Enough Me" by The Clash. |
| Movies
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Escape
from New York, and to a lesser degree Escape from L.A. And to an even lesser degree
"Escape from Gretna, VA." |
| Television
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I
liked the "Legend of Zelda" cartoon a lot. Wait, what? |
| Books
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"That
One Book About Snakes" by Ropey McSnakerson |
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| Rope's
Details |
| Status: |
Lampropeltis getula |
| Here
for: |
I'm here to slither slowly
away from you until you get to close, at which point TOO FAST TOO FURIOUS TOO FAST ACT A
FOOL |
| Orientation: |
Straight. I
experimented with being gay, but my blowjobs tended to get a little out of hand.
I've already got six ravers decomposing inside of me, I don't need any more. |
| Sign: |
Leo |
| Smoke
/ Shed: |
No / Yes |
| Children: |
I wanted to adopt a baby
girl and make her part of my family, but I'm not sure whether or not I should adder. |
| Occupation: |
Rectifying especially
clogged toilets. |
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| Rope's Latest Blog
Entries |
| Why do these cowboys keep calling me? I
don't really care how authentic their friend's picante sauce is. ( Add Comment ) My
roommate and I decided we were intellectually superior to one of our mutual friends, so we
decided to kill him. I strangled him to death and placed the body inside an old
chest. Being Hyrulian socialites we then held a party, serving our guests from the
very tabletop of the young man's grave!
As the night progressed I got more and more arrogant, and began dropping hints as to
why our friend had yet to attend the party. My roommate's guilt swelled and he
started freaking out. The guests came closer and closer to figuring out what we'd
done, but by the time they opened
the chest all they found was a blue rupee.
I guess killing things in Hyrule is easier than I thought. *shrug* ( Add Comment )
Despite having no opposable appendages I would wager that I'm doing a good job carrying
this key along the borders of this room. ( Add Comment ) |
| Rope's
Blurbs |
About me:
IN THE BEGINNING, Din, the goddess of power, Farore, the goddess of courage, and Nayru,
the goddess of wisdom created a wonderful land in the middle of the other seven lands.
They called it "Hyrule." They gave Gorons to the mountains, Zora to
the seas, and the Kokori to the forests. The goddesses created a Triforce, a mark of
their power. They also created a land parallel to Hyrule called the Sacred Realm.
They placed the Triforce there. And then about thirty years later a chick
picks the wrong fruit from the Deku Tree and suddenly the goddesses ignore the years of
unimaginable power and effort that went into creating paradise. Suddenly we're all
boned. Now everybody blames me. I was just hanging out in the tree.
Snakes can't fucking talk. It was the greedy woman and the fickle goddess' fault.PLEASED
TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME. |
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is not an overly-enthusiastic Australian who gets off holding me up in the air
by my butt. Oh, a stick! I'M GONNA BITE YOU, STICK, GRRR I'M GONNA BITE YOU! |
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Zol
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Dec 2, 2025 6:30 PM
Rope = A Dope |
Samwise
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Dec 1, 2025 10:11 PM
Rope! No rope! And only last night you said to yourself: “Sam, what about
a bit of rope? You'll want it, if you haven't got it." Well, I'll want it.
I can't get it now. |
Link
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Nov 26, 2025 8:02 PM
I've got some good advice for you:Don't ever try drugs. You die after taking just
one hit. |
Badger
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Nov 21, 2025 9:15 AM
AH SNAKE AH SNAKESNAAAAAKE
SNAAAAAKE
OOOOH IT'S A SNAAAAAKE |
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