Horsehead
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"Do I enjoy making friends
through HySpace.com? NAY!"
Male
Palace One, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Horsehead's
Interests |
| General
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Equine
studies and culture; colorful suits of armor. |
| Music
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Now
listening to: "Epona's Song." Up next: Toby Keith, "Beer for my
Horses" |
| Movies
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"Spirit:
Stallion of the Cimmaron" |
| Television
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"Mister
Ed." THAT HORSE BE SURFIN THAT CRAZY |
| Books
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"The
Black Stallion" by Walter Farley, "The Black Stallion Returns" by Walter
Farley, "The Black Stallion Lives in a Van Down By the River" by Chris Farley. |
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| Horsehead's
Details |
| Status: |
Single; No sir, I don't
like it! |
| Here
for: |
Slow, armored walks on the
beach |
| Orientation: |
Gay. You know what
gay horses eat? Haaaaaaay! |
| Sign: |
I'm half Sagittarius. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No / No |
| Children: |
None, unless you count
Goddamn Michelle Tanner and her constant attempts to ride me. I thought hitting her
with my hammer gave her amnesia, but I guess she got her memories back and loves everyone
again. Great. |
| Occupation: |
Having a horse head. |
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| Horsehead's Latest Blog
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On the first day of creation, God created the
Horse.
On the second day, God created man to serve the Horse.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse when man was
on his back.
On the fourth day, God created an honest day's work so that man could labor to pay for the
keeping of the Horse.
On the fifth day, God created the grasses in the field so that Horse could eat and man
could toil and clean up after the Horse.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Horse healthy and man broke.
On the seventh day, God rested and said "This is good. This will teach man humility.
It will tire him out and keep him striving ever forward to meet the needs of the
Horse." ( Add
Comment )So I walk into a bar and order a drink. The bartender takes a look
at me and asks, "Why the long face?" So I took a swing at him with my
hammer. And I also damaged him if he jumped into me. ( Add Comment )
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| Horsehead's
Blurbs |
About me:
As the boss of Palace One I take pride in doing a job well. I come to work fully
dressed and prepared to begin my work day. I match from head to toe. I take no
damage when attacked at the body or legs thanks to my bright red suit of armor, which
compliments my spiked mace perfectly. I am an efficient and deadly killing machine.
But since I am a horse walking upright in a suit of armor I do not have the
deductive reasoning capabilities necessary to tell myself "WEAR A HELMET," and
therefore spend at least a few moments of each day being cut repeatedly in the face. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I would like for someone to stand about twenty feet away from me, so I could walk toward
them slowly, swinging my hammer randomly every few steps. |
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Oct 14, 2025 04:00 AM What kind of horse only rides at night?
A NIGHTMARE!
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Ganondorf
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Oct 14, 2025 04:01 AM AND OTHER JOKES ABOUT HORSES
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