Ganondorf
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"KNEEL
BEFORE GANONDORF! lol remember that from superman 2, well
I STOLE IT, BITCH!"
Male
Gerudo Valley, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Ganondorf's
Interests |
| General
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World
domination, kidnapping rich babes, creating clones of
myself except with heads that look like Frank's from Donnie
Darko |
| Music
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I
play a pretty mean organ. lol OF COURSE IT'S PRETTY MEAN
I'M THE KING OF FUCKING EVIL |
| Movies
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Anything
where the BAD GUY FUCKING WINS FOR A CHANGE... Se7en,
Chinatown, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Angel Heart,
Basic Instinct, the Usual Suspects, Swordfish, Arlington
Road
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| Television
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Dark
Shadows |
| Books
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The
Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting A Bunch of Weird Monsters
to Wait in Empty Rooms & Do Your Bidding |
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| Ganondorf's
Details |
| Status: |
I
live with an entire tribe of all chicks who made me their
king. I'm think I'm good for now , lol hail to the king
baby |
| Here
for: |
Homage,
preferably out of fear |
| Orientation: |
THE
TRIFORCE OF POWER!!!! |
| Sign: |
Taurus |
| Smoke
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Yes
/ Yes |
| Children: |
not
sure, since I'm a gerudo, they'd all be girls for the
next century, and I'd want a son or else i'd have to GO
HENRY VIII ON YOUR ASS lol suck it bitch |
| Occupation: |
prince
of thieves. NO NOT LIKE ROBIN HOOD. fuck that guy |
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Ganondorf is in your extended network
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| Ganondorf's
Latest Blog Entries |
How come I'm the
only one who has to change into an ugly blue pig thing because
I only have one Triforce? Link doesn't turn into anything
for only having the Triforce of Courage. And Zelda has the
Triforce of Wisdom... I'm not counting that male ninja with
a dorky harp she was hiding out as. I mean why doesn't she
turn into some kind of purple owl or something? That isn't
fucking fair. ( Add
Comment )
You know what's depressing? I just realized how much fucking
weight I've gained after the hundreds of years being trapped
in the Nether Realm.
Look at how thin I used to be. Now I look like
pissed off Irish Burl Ives. I know there's not much to do
in the Nether Realm except hang out and wait for your food
to be delivered because you CAN'T FUCKING LEAVE. Next time
Link almost kills me, I'll have to remember to make my last
request a treadmill. ( Add
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| Ganondorf's
Blurbs |
About me:
People wonder why I'm so fucked up and evil, and it's
probably because I was born into a tribe of all women.
My mom was actually a pair of little old witches who could
turn into a giant, young looking witch. How'd that shit
work out while she was pregnant with me, anyway? When
she split up, was one of the old witches pregnant with
my torso and the other one with my legs and crotch? This
is the kind of shit I had to grow up asking myself. |
Who I'd like to meet:
My father. I'm assuming my mom(s) got knocked up while
they were in the form of the giant witch. Besides, what
freak would want to have sex with a 400 year old midget
with a giant nose? |
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| Ganondorf's
Friends Comments |
| Displaying 3 of 3
comments |
Saddam
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Dec 14, 2025 5:01 AM
Thanks for the advice, asshole. That's the last
time I ask you for a good hiding spot. I don't
see why I couldn't have just used your "put
on a red rope & pretend I'm a wizard"
trick. Cramping your style MY ASS. |
Dodongo
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Aug 11, 2025 8:02 AM
Dodongo... request off... Saturday. Want of seeing
concert... Hatebreed. Is Dodongo to... early give
notice... enough? |
Old Man
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Oct 14, 2025 7:23 PM
Let's getting this straight. Ones who DOES have
Triforce can't go in? Or ones who DOES NOT have
Triforce can't go in? What if ones have SOME Triforce?
Can making down payment and only allow to one door?
Wants to make sure I doing this job right. |
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