Great Deku Tree
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"Of
the infinite variety of fruits which spring from the bosom
of the earth, the trees of the wood are the greatest in
dignity."
Male
Kokiri Forest, HYRULE
Last Login:
11/22/2005 |
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Great Deku Tree |
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| Great Deku Tree's
Interests |
| General
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Castanea
dekussima |
| Music
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"Boy
Inside Of Me" by the Statler Brothers, And Also The
Trees |
| Movies
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Into
the Lost Woods. If thou hast never seen it, it is about
Bernadette Peters in a witch costume wandering around
in circles until she figures out to just go through the
solid-colored tunnels instead of the ones that fade to
a lighter color in the center. |
| Television
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One
Tree Hill. Dost thou not just desire to put a cute little
hat on Chad Michael Murray & make him run around inside
you? |
| Books
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Thou
art a sick fuck! Do I ask thee about thy favorite posthumous
uses for thy fallen brethren? What the hell kind of
survey is this?
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| Great Deku Tree's
Details |
| Status: |
Cursed
and dying! A little help plz! |
| Here
for: |
Lookin' after the kids. And shade, I suppose. |
| Orientation: |
Asexual |
| Sign: |
Taurus |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Only
When I'm On Fire / Yes |
| Children: |
The
many spirits of the forest. They take the form of children
who never grow up & dress in little green outfits.
Just like a story I heard from my friend the J.M. Berry
Tree. |
| Occupation: |
Father
of the forest |
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Great Deku Tree is in your extended network
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| Great Deku Tree's
Latest Blog Entries |
So I was wondering,
what wouldst thou think if I decided to have my mustache chopped
off?
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Hey all. Sorry I haven't posted lately, but I haven't really
felt well at all for many moons. So I summoned one of the
fairies who wasn't doing anything except waiting around to
throw a ring of hearts around any passers-by, and made her
go fetch a doctor.
At first I thought the physician she found was a hack, because
his first diagnosis was that a curse had been put on me. Gee,
thanks for thy brilliant conclusion, Doc! Ganondorf came by
months ago & carved the word "FUCKWAD" into
my side. 'Tis as plain as the day is long. So that's about
three minutes plain.
Then he broke off one of my neighbor's fingers & lit it
on fire to get a better look around inside my mouth. Clearly
this was not a physician with whom I would choose to argue
a second time.
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Upon reflection, I hath decided not to chop off my mustache.
Those of thee who wish to further debate the subject can go
suck on Deku'z nutz.
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| Great Deku Tree's
Blurbs |
About me:
Let a and b equal the legs of any right
triangle, and let c equal the hypotenuse.
The area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse
of the is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares
of the other two sides.
That is, a2 + b2
= c2. This is commonly known as the
Pythagorean Theroem.
Gee, I'm a tree!
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Who I'd like to meet:
A boy to come and climb into my trunk, and swing from
my branches, and play in my shade, and throw my nuts
at monsters and make them turn blue, and be happy.
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Great Deku Tree's Friend Space
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| Great Deku Tree's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
Martin
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Nov 15, 2025 3:01 PM
I spent months with the Great Deku Tree at his
Kokiri Forest. He gave me a tour of the veritable
palace that is his whatever the tree equivalent
of a digestive system is called. He spoke deeply
on his love for children, and explained his reasoning
behind shielding them from the outside world.
Now that Link has beaten his level & the Great
Deku Tree has died, I can safely reveal to the
public of what I believe shows this tree to be
the petrified pedophile he really is. |
Navi
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Nov 16, 2025 12:50 PM
HEY! LISTEN! The Great Deku Tree is just misunderstood!
Take your negative comments about him somewhere
else, 'cause you can't Bashir! |
Anti-Fairy
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Nov 17, 2025 4:27 PM
You know, I was just thinking to myself the other
day, "Hey, you know HySpace needs? More jokes
about Wacko Jacko." Nice job, guys. |
Lenzo
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Nov 18, 2025 11:01 PM
So I hear the Great Deku Tree was in the news
today! |
Kevin
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Nov 18, 2025 11:02 PM
lol
boy u too much |
Gordon
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Nov 21, 2025 9:58 PM
Ok, Charlie. I'm gonna let you take the penalty
shot. This is our last chance. You can do it! |
Charlie
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Nov 21, 2025 9:59 PM
I'll try, Coach!
Ok, Charlie... don't mess this up!
One...
Two...
Three...
Triple Deku!
/shoot |
Link
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Nov 21, 2025 10:00 PM
Aah shit I forgot that fire keese burned up my
shield two rooms back! |
Gordon
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Nov 21, 2025 10:01 PM
You did it, Charlie! We won! |
Goldberg
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Nov 21, 2025 10:02 PM
*fart* |
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