Business Scrub
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"You don't go into this
business expecting to make friends! lol"
Male
Lost Woods, HYRULE
Last Login:
11/09/2025 |
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Business Scrub |
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| Business
Scrub's Interests |
| General
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Shooting
deku nuts at people who walk by; Offering goods at reasonable prices to those who want to
stab me. |
| Music
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"Selling
Deku Nuts Is My Business...And Business Is Good!" by Megadeth |
| Movies
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"How
to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" by Abe Burrows, How to Get Z-Targeted
Without Really Trying" by A Biggoron. |
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Scrubs |
| Books
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"Leaves
of Grass" by Walt Whitman |
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| Business
Scrub's Details |
| Status: |
I am a guy who can't get no
love from you. |
| Here
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Hangin' out the passenger
side of my best friends ride, tryin' to holler at you. |
| Orientation: |
I think I'm fly, but I'm
also known as a buster. |
| Sign: |
Stop |
| Smoke
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No / Yes |
| Children: |
I have a shorty, but I
don't show love. |
| Occupation: |
Wanting to get with you
with no money. Oh no! |
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| Oh, I've been hit by a deflected nut! WIN
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power to instantly soothe red, burning eyes. Just follow these 4 easy steps!
1) Participate in one (1) online offer!
2) Refer some friends to do the same!
3) Refrain from killing me with your sword!
4) We'll ship out your order for FREE! ( Add Comment )
Argh, wouldn't a nut I shot straight at you fall to the ground after hitting your
shield? Why does it fly back toward me in a straight line? Oh this doesn't
make any sense at
I AM BUSINESS SCRUB I'M A CITIZEN OF THE LOST WOODS, MANAGING DIRECTOR OF SCRUB OIL
MULTI - NATIONAL CORPORATION AT LON LON RANCH.
I AM SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF TWENTY THREE MILLION RUPEES ($23M)
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. PLEASE HOW CAN YOU HELP OUT?.
THIS MONEY WAS ACQUIRED FROM THE COMPANY AND I WANT TO TRANSFER IT OUT OF HYRULE FIELD FOR
MY PRIVATE INVESTMENT, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN CHEATED BY THE COMPANY FOR TOO LONG, BECAUSE I
AM A WALKING PLANT.
I WILL BE LEAVING THE LAND IMMEDIATELY THE MONEY HAS BEEN
TRANSFERRED OUT OF THE COUNTRY AND VOW NOT TO STEP MY LEG IN LON LON RANCH..
PLEASE, I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPONSE BEFORE THEY START PLANNING THEIR FUNNY TRICKS AGAINST
ME.PLEASE, TELL ME WHAT IS GOING TO COST ME FOR THE TRANSACTION.
PLEASE YOU CAN ONLY GET BACK TO ME THROUGH MY OWN E-MAIL ADDRESS. ( Add Comment )
Okay, I'm just using the bathroom. Nothing can go wrong here. If I just
take my time I can OH GOD THE NUT HAS REFLECTED OFF THE TOILET
CLICK HERE TO SEE SEXY PICS OF KAKARIKO VILLAGE TEENS BARING ALL XXX PEEING ( Add Comment )
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| Business
Scrub's Blurbs |
About me:
A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them.
We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front
of customers, they would continue to open their wallets. So I'm just going to hide
behind this wall until you need Deku Sticks. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I'm a nice guy who hopes to find someone who can help me kick my drug habit. I'm
smoking pot all the time. But can you blame me? The only time I'm not working
on commission or being killed is when I'm hiding in the grass. |
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