Crow
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"It can't rain all the
time."
Male
Perch, HYRULE
Last Login:
11/09/2025 |
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| Crow's
Interests |
| General
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Hatefully
perching on various things; treetops, signs, homes, Geldarm, Beamos, your Mom, etc. |
| Music
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Sheryl
Crow, Jim Croce, The Byrds. |
| Movies
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La Cage
aux folles, Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, and that one movie where Ernie Hudson helps a
dead mime cope with rape. |
| Television
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Mystery
Science Theater 3000 |
| Books
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"I
Know Why the Caged Bird Attacks You" by Maya Angelou. |
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| Crow's
Details |
| Status: |
Any of several large glossy
black birds of the genus Corvus, having a characteristic raucous call, especially
C. brachyrhynchos of Hyrule. |
| Here
for: |
I'm here to see some
functional left ovary and oviduct! |
| Orientation: |
I like to pick up chicks at
the Crowbar. |
| Sign: |
Birdo. |
| Smoke
/ Caw: |
No / Yes |
| Children: |
Much like Richard Mulligan
I've got an Empty Nest. |
| Occupation: |
Being synonymous with the
"shrill cry of a cock." |
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Crow is in your extended network
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| Crow's Latest Blog
Entries |
| I feel like the government should pass laws
requiring black people and white people to use separate facilities. But I guess
that's just me. ( Add
Comment ) I see you, motherfucker.
You might not fear me like you fear Ganon. You might not fear me like you fear
Agahnim. Hell, you might not even fear me like you fear that big worm you have to
stab in the ass with your sword. But the next time you wander through here with half
a heart piece trying to sprint into trees and find fairies, I'm going to be the one who
swoops down and kills you. And that is going to piss you off more than anything in
the history of ever.
Caw caw. ( Add
Comment )
Why does everyone keep associating oral sex performed on me with humiliation? ( Add Comment )
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| Crow's
Blurbs |
About me:
By now everybody knows that the Dark World equivalent of me is the Raven. I'd quote
him here, but I'm not doing that anymore. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I'm open for dates in August and everything after. |
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