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Ball-head
 
"Don't tread on me!"

Male

Death Mountain, HYRULE

Last Login:
10/26/2004


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   Ball-head's Interests
General Playing kickball. Wheeee!
Music "Bouncing Off The Walls" by Sugarcult, wait no... "Bouncing Round The Room" by Phish, no... bout about "Ballroom Blitz?" Shit, I can't make up my mind.
Movies

Monster's Ball

Television Headbanger's Ball. I may be indecisive, but I'm also a bit predictable.
Books "The Golden Egg Book" by Margaret Wise Brown. It's got everything... bunnies, round objects, bunnies kicking round objects...


   Ball-head's Details
Status: Ball
Here for: Being kicked around. It's ok, I think it's fun!!1
Orientation: Gay. Helloooo?! If the Dark World changes your shape based on what's in your mind, do you think it would've made a straight guy pink and round?
Sign: Libra. We can be very indecisive, and my sign rules the kidneys.
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No / Maybe / I'm not really sure.
Children:

Considering how much I enjoy getting kicked in the ball, I don't think I'll be having children.

Occupation: Bully's plaything



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Ball-head's Latest Blog Entries

Hi! Sorry it's been a while, but I don't like trying to type these blogs very much, because I have to use my feet, and it's not an easy thing to do. Soooo, here's what I've been up to... getting kicked around by the Bully, aaaand that's about it. I can't decide whether to be hurt or to enjoy the rush. I was never good at making up my mind. That's how I got turned into a frigging ball in the first place! I just wish he could get in touch with his OWN feelings. The Dark World changed him into some sort of angry-looking mutant unicorn, and I don't think he's very happy about that. All I can do is hope I can bring him joy by letting him kick me around the mountain. Soon I'll melt his cold heart and win him over!    ( Add Comment )

That Bully tried to punt me over to that weird floating island with the Ether tablet... but he missed! I fell all the way down to the bottom of Death Mountain! Normally I'd be ok with him kicking me around... but getting back up to the top was a bitch. These bats kept trying to kill me, and I don't have hands to hold my lantern anymore, so I had to just kick it in front of me until I reached the top. Aren't I supposed to just warp back up to the edge of the mountain and blink back into existence when that happens?! Maybe it only works for heroes. *sigh*   ( Add Comment )


   Ball-head's Blurbs

About me:
One day I somehow wandered into another dimension and got turned into this thing! I don't know how a bouncy ball is supposed to represent indecisiveness, but hey, I'm digging the pink decor! It was a little awkward at first, what not having hands and all. And at first, everyone kicking me around the place was kind of frustrating. But then I saw how much joy it gave them to see me bounce around like an idiot... and wouldn't you know it? I cracked a smile for the first time since I came to the Dark World.

Who I'd like to meet:

Jeff Wilkins of the St. Louis Rams. *sigh*


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Ball-head's Friends Comments
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Vanilla Ice



Feb 12, 2025 4:32 PM

Yo, VIP... LET'S KICK IT!

Bully



Oct 25, 2025 10:32 PM

WHOA! Hold on there, pal! Just because I like kicking you around like a little bitch, doesn't mean I'm going to MAKE you my little bitch! I'm not like that!

I AM NOT LIKE THAT!

Link



Oct 26, 2025 3:12 PM

Hey man, your friend's a pretty snappy dresser.

You know, for being gay, I mean. But hey, good for you, little dude.

Bully



Oct 26, 2025 6:15 PM

SHUT UP!!!!1

Anti-Fairy



Oct 27, 2025 2:23 PM

Tell your friend Bully that I don't think I can talk to him anymore.

George



Oct 27, 2025 3:16 PM

OMG BALL-HEAD IS A FLIP-FLOPPER!!11

Dodongo



Oct 27, 2025 4:46 PM

Dodongo dislikes Bush.

Vanilla Ice



Oct 28, 2025 2:59 PM

Yo, disregard that first comment, ok? I'd really appreciate it if you would remove it from your memory and from existence.

CUZ I JUST CAN'T FUCKIN' BE MYSELF!!

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