Ball-head
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"Don't
tread on me!"
Male
Death Mountain, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/26/2004 |
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| Ball-head's
Interests |
| General
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Playing
kickball. Wheeee! |
| Music
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"Bouncing
Off The Walls" by Sugarcult, wait no... "Bouncing
Round The Room" by Phish, no... bout about "Ballroom
Blitz?" Shit, I can't make up my mind. |
| Movies
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Monster's
Ball
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| Television
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Headbanger's
Ball. I may be indecisive, but I'm also a bit predictable. |
| Books
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"The
Golden Egg Book" by Margaret Wise Brown. It's got
everything... bunnies, round objects, bunnies kicking
round objects... |
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| Ball-head's
Details |
| Status: |
Ball |
| Here
for: |
Being
kicked around. It's ok, I think it's fun!!1 |
| Orientation: |
Gay.
Helloooo?! If the Dark World changes your shape based
on what's in your mind, do you think it would've made
a straight guy pink and round? |
| Sign: |
Libra.
We can be very indecisive, and my sign rules the kidneys. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Yes
/ No / Maybe / I'm not really sure. |
| Children: |
Considering
how much I enjoy getting kicked in the ball, I don't
think I'll be having children.
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| Occupation: |
Bully's
plaything |
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| Ball-head's
Latest Blog Entries |
Hi! Sorry it's
been a while, but I don't like trying to type these blogs
very much, because I have to use my feet, and it's not an
easy thing to do. Soooo, here's what I've been up to... getting
kicked around by the Bully, aaaand that's about it. I can't
decide whether to be hurt or to enjoy the rush. I was never
good at making up my mind. That's how I got turned into a
frigging ball in the first place! I just wish he could get
in touch with his OWN feelings. The Dark World changed him
into some sort of angry-looking mutant unicorn, and I don't
think he's very happy about that. All I can do is hope I can
bring him joy by letting him kick me around the mountain.
Soon I'll melt his cold heart and win him over!
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That Bully tried to punt me over to that weird floating island
with the Ether tablet... but he missed! I fell all the way
down to the bottom of Death Mountain! Normally I'd be ok with
him kicking me around... but getting back up to the top was
a bitch. These bats kept trying to kill me, and I don't have
hands to hold my lantern anymore, so I had to just kick it
in front of me until I reached the top. Aren't I supposed
to just warp back up to the edge of the mountain and blink
back into existence when that happens?! Maybe it only works
for heroes. *sigh* ( Add
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| Ball-head's
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About me:
One day I somehow wandered into another dimension and
got turned into this thing! I don't know how a bouncy
ball is supposed to represent indecisiveness, but hey,
I'm digging the pink decor! It was a little awkward
at first, what not having hands and all. And at first,
everyone kicking me around the place was kind of frustrating.
But then I saw how much joy it gave them to see me bounce
around like an idiot... and wouldn't you know it? I
cracked a smile for the first time since I came to the
Dark World.
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Who I'd like to meet:

Jeff Wilkins of the St. Louis Rams. *sigh* |
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| Ball-head's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
Vanilla
Ice

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Feb 12, 2025 4:32 PM
Yo, VIP... LET'S KICK IT! |
Bully

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Oct 25, 2025 10:32 PM
WHOA! Hold on there, pal! Just because I like
kicking you around like a little bitch, doesn't
mean I'm going to MAKE you my little bitch! I'm
not like that!
I AM NOT LIKE THAT! |
Link
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Oct 26, 2025 3:12 PM
Hey man, your friend's a pretty snappy dresser.
You know, for being gay, I mean. But hey, good
for you, little dude. |
Bully

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Oct 26, 2025 6:15 PM
SHUT UP!!!!1 |
Anti-Fairy
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Oct 27, 2025 2:23 PM
Tell your friend Bully that I don't think I can
talk to him anymore. |
George
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Oct 27, 2025 3:16 PM
OMG BALL-HEAD IS A FLIP-FLOPPER!!11 |
Dodongo
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Oct 27, 2025 4:46 PM
Dodongo dislikes Bush. |
Vanilla
Ice

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Oct 28, 2025 2:59 PM
Yo, disregard that first comment, ok? I'd really
appreciate it if you would remove it from your
memory and from existence.
CUZ I JUST CAN'T FUCKIN' BE MYSELF!! |
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