The World Championship P-Boi Federation Wrestling League!

[Kristen]

Ah, people getting busted open by blocking an eye-gouge. I've missed TNM.

And I propose we fight out the Secondary Title in a series of overly elaborate gimmick matches. Because now that I've updated my move list got back into fighting shape by bench-pressing a bus containing all 27 of my wicked hot but clumsy luchadora daughters, I want a piece of that secondary title too.

[Jim]

overly elaborate gimmick matches

Luchas de Apuestas - Mask v. Testicles.

Gran Illinoisio v. BEGGAR. Book it, Alex!

[Jordo]

What do you say, Rusty? I say we spice things up against these two Goombas. Let's win the tag titles in a TEXAS TORNADO MATCH.

/kayfabe: if the program has that

[Great Apollo]

Throw some tables in the stipulations and you got yourself a tag-team championship match.