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[Alex]

In Semi-Final A of the tournament to crown the first-ever World Championship P-Boi Federation Wrestling League Tag Team Champions: The Robots vs. Brummbar and Robert Bashley

They lock up.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Brummbar into the ropes, but Brummbar reverses it.
Wrestlebot 3000 misses with a clothesline.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Brummbar with a kick.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Brummbar into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 takes Brummbar down with a high knee.
Wrestlebot 3000 is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrestlebot 3000 nails Brummbar with a jawbreaker.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a headbutt, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Brummbar counters it with
a backward kick.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Wrestlebot 3000
counters it with a go-behind.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits a full nelson faceslam on Brummbar.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 tags out to GIANT 2000.
Robert Bashley enters the ring and throws Wrestlebot 3000 out of the ring.
Brummbar and Robert Bashley whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double fist to the midsection.
Robert Bashley leaves the ring.
Brummbar goes for a shin kick into double-arm DDT, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 whips Brummbar into the ropes, but Brummbar reverses it.
Brummbar hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
Brummbar tags out to Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double elbowsmash.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes, but GIANT 2000 reverses it.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley hits a spinebuster on GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind GIANT 2000.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the turnbuckle.
Robert Bashley charges into the corner.
Robert Bashley goes for a uranage, but GIANT 2000 counters it with a back elbow.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
Brummbar enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double fist to the midsection.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double clothesline.
Wrestlebot 3000 enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit GIANT 2000 with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
GIANT 2000 hits them with a double clothesline.
A small "GIANT 2000" chant is being started.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Robert Bashley uses a clothesline on GIANT 2000.
Robert Bashley goes for a uranage, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 tags out to Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 and GIANT 2000 hit Robert Bashley with a double headbutt.
GIANT 2000 goes for a choke slam, but Robert Bashley counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
GIANT 2000 rolls out of the ring.
Robert Bashley hits Wrestlebot 3000 with belly to belly suplex.
Robert Bashley hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a uranage.
Robert Bashley goes for a scoop slam, but Wrestlebot 3000 counters it with
a small package.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a spear, but Robert Bashley counters it with a DDT.
Robert Bashley is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
A small "Wrestlebot 3000" chant is being started.
Robert Bashley goes for a scoop slam, but Wrestlebot 3000 counters it with
a small package.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrestlebot 3000 takes Robert Bashley down with a headbutt.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a bodyslam, but Robert Bashley blocks it.
Robert Bashley throws Wrestlebot 3000 out of the ring.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: one, two, three, four, five,
Wrestlebot 3000 reenters the ring.
Robert Bashley places Wrestlebot 3000 on the turnbuckle.
Robert Bashley hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Wrestlebot 3000.
Robert Bashley whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
Robert Bashley nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a spear.
Robert Bashley is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Robert Bashley places Wrestlebot 3000 on the turnbuckle.
Robert Bashley nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a belly-to-belly superplex.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Robert Bashley nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a uranage.
Robert Bashley is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Robert Bashley nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a hanging vertical suplex.
Robert Bashley further incites the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind Wrestlebot 3000.
Robert Bashley whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the turnbuckle, but Wrestlebot 3000
reverses it.
Wrestlebot 3000 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Robert Bashley
moves out of the way.
Robert Bashley attempts to place Wrestlebot 3000 on the turnbuckle, but
Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
Robert Bashley takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a spinebuster.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
Robert Bashley goes for a spear, but Wrestlebot 3000 side-steps and
Robert Bashley only hits air.
Wrestlebot 3000 tags out to GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 and Wrestlebot 3000 hit Robert Bashley with a double headbutt.
Brummbar enters the ring and throws Wrestlebot 3000 out of the ring.
Brummbar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double kick to the midsection.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 hits Robert Bashley with an elbow.
GIANT 2000 uses a choke slam on Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 hits the Baba chop on Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 hits a headbutt on Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Robert Bashley takes GIANT 2000 down with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, kickout.
Robert Bashley tags out to Brummbar.
Brummbar throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Brummbar goes through the ropes.
Brummbar hits GIANT 2000 with a German suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Brummbar takes GIANT 2000 down with a punch.
Brummbar whips GIANT 2000 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
GIANT 2000 throws Brummbar back into the ring.
GIANT 2000 hits the Baba chop on Brummbar.
GIANT 2000 hits a powerbomb on Brummbar.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GIANT 2000 catches Brummbar in a bearhug.
Brummbar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
GIANT 2000 punches Brummbar.
GIANT 2000 is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
GIANT 2000 hits Brummbar.
GIANT 2000 is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
GIANT 2000 punches Brummbar.
GIANT 2000 is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
GIANT 2000 goes for a headbutt, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar uses a spinebuster on GIANT 2000.
A small "Brummbar" chant is being started.
Brummbar tags out to Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double fist to the midsection.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Robert Bashley goes through the ropes.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Robert Bashley reenters the ring.
GIANT 2000 follows him back in.
Robert Bashley nails GIANT 2000 with a spinebuster.
Robert Bashley is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, kickout.
Robert Bashley hits a spinebuster on GIANT 2000.
Numerous fans are using Robert Bashley for target practice.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
Robert Bashley misses with a clothesline.
GIANT 2000 hits Robert Bashley with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley falls out of the ring.
GIANT 2000 goes through the ropes.
GIANT 2000 goes for a headbutt, but Robert Bashley blocks it.
Robert Bashley takes GIANT 2000 down with a spinebuster.
Robert Bashley throws GIANT 2000 back into the ring.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley catches GIANT 2000 in a camel clutch.
GIANT 2000 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
A small "GIANT 2000" chant is being started.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the turnbuckle.
Brummbar enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double clothesline.
Wrestlebot 3000 enters the ring and throws Brummbar out of the ring.
A small "Wrestlebot 3000" chant is being started.
GIANT 2000 and Wrestlebot 3000 whip Robert Bashley into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Robert Bashley with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Robert Bashley hits them with a double clothesline.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double elbowsmash.
Wrestlebot 3000 leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000 with a spinebuster.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000 with a spear.
Robert Bashley runs into the ropes.
Robert Bashley nails GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 hits Robert Bashley with a shoulderblock.
GIANT 2000 hits the Baba chop on Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 nails Robert Bashley with a headbutt.
GIANT 2000 executes a power bomb on Robert Bashley.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
GIANT 2000 uses a choke slam on Robert Bashley.
A small "GIANT 2000" chant is being started.
GIANT 2000 executes a choke slam on Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 nails Robert Bashley with a choke slam.
GIANT 2000 tags out to Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes a spear on Robert Bashley.
Wrestlebot 3000 runs into the ropes.
Robert Bashley goes for a scoop slam, but Wrestlebot 3000 counters it with
a small package.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Robert Bashley with a chop.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Robert Bashley hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a clothesline.
Wrestlebot 3000 falls out of the ring.
Robert Bashley goes through the ropes.
Robert Bashley whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the guardrail.
Robert Bashley takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a spinebuster.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 4.
Robert Bashley uses a scoop slam on Wrestlebot 3000.
Robert Bashley reenters the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 follows him back in.
Robert Bashley whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
Robert Bashley misses with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley goes for a scoop slam, but Wrestlebot 3000 counters it with
a small package.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brummbar enters the ring and throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
The crowd is cheering on Brummbar.
Robert Bashley and Brummbar hit Wrestlebot 3000 with a double flying axhandle.
Brummbar leaves the ring.
Robert Bashley executes a hanging vertical suplex on Wrestlebot 3000.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind Wrestlebot 3000.
Robert Bashley tags out to Brummbar.
Robert Bashley executes a clothesline on Wrestlebot 3000.
Brummbar nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a German suplex.
Robert Bashley leaves the ring.
Brummbar executes high angle german suplex on Wrestlebot 3000.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, shoulder up.
Brummbar throws Wrestlebot 3000 out of the ring.
Brummbar goes through the ropes.
Robert Bashley comes over to make it two-on-one.
GIANT 2000 comes over and lays out Robert Bashley.
Wrestlebot 3000 and GIANT 2000 hit Brummbar with a double headbutt.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Brummbar into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Brummbar into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Professor Erich von Scheivberg comes from behind and distracts Brummbar.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Brummbar into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
GIANT 2000 comes over to make it two-on-one.
GIANT 2000 goes for a choke slam, but Brummbar counters it with an elbowsmash.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 4.
Robert Bashley throws GIANT 2000 back into the ring.
Robert Bashley punches GIANT 2000.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
GIANT 2000 chops Robert Bashley.
The crowd is starting to get behind GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 hits Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 chops Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley punches GIANT 2000.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
GIANT 2000 kicks Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 punches Robert Bashley.
The crowd is starting to get behind GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 hits Robert Bashley.
A small "GIANT 2000" chant is being started.
GIANT 2000 places Robert Bashley on the turnbuckle.
GIANT 2000 uses a powerbomb off the top rope on Robert Bashley.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
GIANT 2000 punches Robert Bashley.
The crowd is starting to get behind GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 chops Robert Bashley.
A small "GIANT 2000" chant is being started.
GIANT 2000 punches Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 nails Robert Bashley with a big boot.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes, but Robert Bashley reverses it.
GIANT 2000 misses with a clothesline.
GIANT 2000 hits Robert Bashley with a kick.
GIANT 2000 is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
GIANT 2000 goes for a bearhug, but Robert Bashley counters it with a facerake.
Robert Bashley nails GIANT 2000 with a spinebuster.
Robert Bashley gives him a scoop slam, but GIANT 2000 only stares at him.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Robert Bashley misses with a clothesline.
GIANT 2000 gets a choke hold on Robert Bashley.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby warns GIANT 2000 to let go.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, three, four.
GIANT 2000 places Robert Bashley on the turnbuckle.
GIANT 2000 executes a powerbomb off the top rope on Robert Bashley.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GIANT 2000 catches Robert Bashley in a choke hold.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby warns GIANT 2000 to let go.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, three.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, three.
GIANT 2000 runs into the ropes.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
Robert Bashley goes for belly to belly suplex, but GIANT 2000 counters it with
a kneelift.
GIANT 2000 punches Robert Bashley.
Robert Bashley hits GIANT 2000.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Robert Bashley punches GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 nails Robert Bashley with a boot to the face.
GIANT 2000 is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
GIANT 2000 executes a big boot on Robert Bashley.
GIANT 2000 takes Robert Bashley down with a big boot.
The crowd is starting to get behind GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 whips Robert Bashley into the ropes.
Robert Bashley executes a clothesline on GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind GIANT 2000.
Robert Bashley nails GIANT 2000 with a spinebuster.
Robert Bashley tags out to Brummbar.
Brummbar throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Brummbar goes through the ropes.
Brummbar whips GIANT 2000 into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Brummbar throws GIANT 2000 back into the ring.
Robert Bashley enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Wrestlebot 3000 enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Brummbar and Robert Bashley whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit GIANT 2000 with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
GIANT 2000 hits them with a double clothesline.
Robert Bashley leaves the ring.
GIANT 2000 takes Brummbar down with the Baba chop.
GIANT 2000 goes for a power bomb, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
GIANT 2000 reenters the ring.
Brummbar nails GIANT 2000 with a German suplex.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but GIANT 2000 counters it with
a go-behind.
GIANT 2000 goes for a choke hold, but Brummbar counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Brummbar executes a German suplex on GIANT 2000.
Brummbar takes GIANT 2000 down with high angle german suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, three.
Brummbar has the crowd going wild.

The winners are Brummbar and Robert Bashley. Time of match: 0:19:29

[Alex]

James Voorhees vs. Brandon Stroud's hand-picked opponent, a very special guest wrestler on loan from WWE, KANE!


They lock up.
James Voorhees places Kane on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a belly-to-back superplex.
James Voorhees nails Kane with a spinning power bomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
James Voorhees goes for a kick to the head, but Kane blocks it.
Kane executes a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane executes a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane goes for a punch, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees attempts to place Kane on the turnbuckle, but Kane blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for an STO, but Kane blocks it.
Kane uses a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane nails James Voorhees with a punch.
Kane nails James Voorhees with a punch.
Kane uses a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a kick.
James Voorhees executes an STO on Kane.
The crowd is booing James Voorhees.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Kane.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees hits an armdrag takedown on Kane.
James Voorhees executes a dropkick from the second rope on Kane.
James Voorhees nails Kane with a clothesline from the top rope.
James Voorhees whips Kane into the ropes.
James Voorhees executes a punch on Kane.
James Voorhees uses a German suplex on Kane.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
James Voorhees hits a heart punch on Kane.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees whips Kane into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a shoulderblock.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a boot to the face.
James Voorhees is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees goes for a backdrop, but Kane counters it with a sunset flip.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kane chops James Voorhees.
Kane is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kane hits James Voorhees.
Kane is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kane punches James Voorhees.
Kane goes for a punch, but James Voorhees reverses it.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a boot to the face.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees uses a back suplex on Kane.
James Voorhees hits a bearhug slam on Kane.
James Voorhees leaves the ring.
He returns with brass knuckles.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees takes Kane down with the torture rack drop.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees hits him with the knuckles.
James Voorhees goes for a back suplex, but Kane blocks it.
Kane goes for a punch, but James Voorhees counters it with a roundhouse right.
James Voorhees kicks Kane.
James Voorhees punches Kane.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Kane kicks James Voorhees.
The crowd is cheering on Kane.
Kane chops James Voorhees.
James Voorhees takes Kane down with the torture rack drop.
James Voorhees is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Voorhees throws Kane out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees goes for a headbutt, but Kane blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 2.
James Voorhees knocks Kane into the ringsteps.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 3.
James Voorhees takes Kane down with a clothesline to the back of the head.
James Voorhees nails Kane with high angle german suplex.
James Voorhees reenters the ring.
Kane follows him back in.
James Voorhees executes a double underhook suplex on Kane.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Kane.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Kane with an elbow.
James Voorhees whips Kane into the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees executes a punch on Kane.
James Voorhees hits a bodyslam on Kane.
James Voorhees uses a headbutt on Kane.
James Voorhees nails Kane with the torture rack drop.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees takes Kane down with running butt splash.
Numerous fans are using James Voorhees for target practice.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees goes for a Western lariat, but Kane blocks it.
Kane goes for a punch, but James Voorhees reverses it.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a bearhug slam.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
Kane takes James Voorhees down with a punch.
Kane goes for a punch, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for a spinning power bomb, but Kane counters it with
a bulldog.
James Voorhees sits up.
Numerous fans are using James Voorhees for target practice.
Kane whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle, but James Voorhees reverses it.
James Voorhees runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kane
moves out of the way.
Kane hits a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane runs into the ropes.
Kane hits James Voorhees with a kick.
Kane runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees goes for a punch, but Kane blocks it.
Kane executes a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane goes for a punch, but James Voorhees counters it with a roundhouse right.
James Voorhees hits Kane.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees hits Kane.
James Voorhees punches Kane.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Kane.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees hits Kane with an armdrag takedown.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a spinning power bomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees places Kane on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees hits a belly-to-back superplex on Kane.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
James Voorhees nails Kane with a punch.
James Voorhees whips Kane into the ropes.
James Voorhees misses with a clothesline.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a spinning power bomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees leaves the ring.
He returns with a singapore cane.
James Voorhees hits him with the singapore cane.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
James Voorhees whips Kane into the ropes.
Kane hits James Voorhees with an elbow.
Kane uses a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane executes a punch on James Voorhees.
Kane hits James Voorhees with a punch.
Kane whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits running butt splash on Kane.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
James Voorhees is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kane begs off.
James Voorhees hits Kane with a backdrop suplex.
James Voorhees uses a back suplex on Kane.
James Voorhees is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees executes a headbutt on Kane.
James Voorhees uses a spinning power bomb on Kane.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Kane.
James Voorhees is being booed out of the building.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

The winner is James Voorhees. Time of match: 0:11:26

[Jordo]

Before we get this trivial thing started, I want you all to know that Jordan Taylor is no more. Rusty, Bill, and Jim, it was a privilege being a member of The Sons of Bitches, but as of now, I, Jordan Taylor, am quitting. Fear not, Rusty! "Cosplay Wonder" Seth Roth is your new tag team partner!

[Alex]

In semi-final B of the WCPBFWL Tag Team Championship Tournament, it is The Sons of Bitches (Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge) vs. Matt Rodrigues and Chris Ollis!

They lock up.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a full nelson, but Rusty Cooledge counters it with
a go-behind.
Rusty Cooledge uses a clothesline from the top rope on Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues misses with a clothesline.
Rusty Cooledge hits Matt Rodrigues with a clothesline.
Matt Rodrigues falls out of the ring.
Rusty Cooledge goes through the ropes.
Seth Roth comes over to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge nails Matt Rodrigues with a fisherman suplex.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 1.
Rusty Cooledge uses a chop on Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge reenters the ring.
Matt Rodrigues follows him back in.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a tiger driver, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a backdrop.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes, but Rusty Cooledge reverses it.
Chris Ollis hits Rusty Cooledge with a shoulderblock.
Chris Ollis goes for a clothesline from the top rope, but Rusty Cooledge
side-steps and Chris Ollis only hits air.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a knee to midsection, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge hits Chris Ollis with a kick.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Seth Roth.
Rusty Cooledge uses a DDT on Chris Ollis.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Seth Roth hits a diving elbow drop on Chris Ollis.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Matt Rodrigues enters the ring and lays out Rusty Cooledge.
Matt Rodrigues is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Matt Rodrigues leaves the ring.
Chris Ollis whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Seth Roth hits Chris Ollis with a clothesline.
Seth Roth goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis kicks Seth Roth.
The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Ollis.
Seth Roth punches Chris Ollis.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Chris Ollis kicks Seth Roth.
A small "Chris Ollis" chant is being started.
Seth Roth hits Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis hits Seth Roth.
The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Seth Roth goes for a clothesline, but Chris Ollis ducks out of the way.
Chris Ollis executes a punch on Seth Roth.
Chris Ollis tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues and Chris Ollis whip Seth Roth into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Seth Roth with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Chris Ollis leaves the ring.
Seth Roth goes for a vertical suplex, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Seth Roth misses with an elbow.
Seth Roth misses with a shoulderblock.
Seth Roth hits Matt Rodrigues with an elbow.
Seth Roth is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Seth Roth uses a clothesline on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth runs into the ropes.
Seth Roth misses with a shoulderblock.
Matt Rodrigues misses with an elbow.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with a backdrop.
Seth Roth falls out of the ring.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: one, two, three, four,
Seth Roth reenters the ring.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Seth Roth hits Matt Rodrigues with a backdrop.
Seth Roth takes Matt Rodrigues down with a missile dropkick.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Seth Roth whips Matt Rodrigues into the turnbuckle.
Seth Roth punches Matt Rodrigues.
A fan at ringside badmouths Seth Roth.
Seth Roth hits Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Seth Roth hits Matt Rodrigues.
A fan at ringside badmouths Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Seth Roth executes a clothesline on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth hits a superkick on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Seth Roth nails Matt Rodrigues with a clothesline.
Seth Roth goes for a superkick, but Matt Rodrigues ducks out of the way.
Matt Rodrigues executes a low blow on Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis goes for a kick to the midsection, but Seth Roth counters it with
a dragon screw.
In turn, Chris Ollis counters it with an enzuigiri.
Chris Ollis leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Chris Ollis sets up the chair.
Chris Ollis goes for a bodyslam, but Seth Roth counters it with an elbowsmash.
Seth Roth tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis goes for a clothesline, but Rusty Cooledge counters it with
a crucifix.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray removes the chair from the ring.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but Chris Ollis counters it with a low blow.
Chris Ollis punches Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chris Ollis punches Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis hits Rusty Cooledge with a bodyslam.
Chris Ollis hits a diving twisting senton on Rusty Cooledge.
There are lots of chants for Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes, but Rusty Cooledge reverses it.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a palm strike, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chris Ollis and Matt Rodrigues whip Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
They hit Rusty Cooledge with a double backdrop.
Matt Rodrigues leaves the ring.
Chris Ollis goes for a punch, but Rusty Cooledge counters it with an armbreaker.
Rusty Cooledge hits a fisherman suplex on Chris Ollis.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Seth Roth.
Seth Roth nails Chris Ollis with a clothesline.
Seth Roth executes a series of punches on Chris Ollis.
Seth Roth is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Seth Roth hits Chris Ollis with a Huracanrana.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Seth Roth hits Chris Ollis with a spinning neckbreaker.
A fan at ringside badmouths Seth Roth.
Seth Roth catches Chris Ollis in a half Boston.
Chris Ollis tries to escape the hold.
Chris Ollis is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Seth Roth whips Chris Ollis into the turnbuckle.
Seth Roth runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chris Ollis lifts his knee.
Chris Ollis whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Seth Roth goes for a Huracanrana, but Chris Ollis counters it with
a jumping bomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chris Ollis executes a diving twisting senton on Seth Roth.
Chris Ollis tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring and throws Chris Ollis out of the ring.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with a low blow.
Rusty Cooledge rolls out of the ring.
Matt Rodrigues and Chris Ollis whip Seth Roth into the ropes.
They hit Seth Roth with a double kick to the midsection.
Matt Rodrigues whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with a shoulderblock.
Matt Rodrigues uses a low blow on Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with a European uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with an elbow.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Seth Roth misses with a clothesline.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with an elbow.
Matt Rodrigues whips Seth Roth into the ropes, but Seth Roth reverses it.
Seth Roth goes for a clothesline, but Matt Rodrigues ducks out of the way.
Matt Rodrigues punches Seth Roth.
The crowd is really behind Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues punches Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Seth Roth.
There are lots of chants for Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with a low blow.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth with a fist to the midsection.
Matt Rodrigues takes Seth Roth down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Matt Rodrigues executes an uppercut on Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues puts Seth Roth in the STF.
Seth Roth is inching his way towards the ropes.
Seth Roth tries to fight the pain.
Seth Roth reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
Matt Rodrigues uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Seth Roth.
The chants for Matt Rodrigues are deafening.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a European uppercut, but Seth Roth counters it with
a backslide.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues takes Seth Roth down with a German suplex.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues takes Seth Roth down with a series of stomps in the corner.
Matt Rodrigues hits a low blow on Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Seth Roth
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Seth Roth goes for a Huracanrana, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a power bomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues complains about a slow count.
Matt Rodrigues whips Seth Roth into the turnbuckle, but Seth Roth reverses it.
Seth Roth runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Matt Rodrigues lifts his
knee.
Matt Rodrigues executes a low blow on Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues kicks Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues punches Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues chops Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues whips Seth Roth into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues nails Seth Roth with a fist to the midsection.
Matt Rodrigues uses a European uppercut on Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Seth Roth.
The crowd erupts.
Chris Ollis enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Matt Rodrigues and Chris Ollis whip Seth Roth into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Seth Roth with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Seth Roth hits them with a double clothesline.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Chris Ollis leaves the ring.
Seth Roth whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Seth Roth uses a superkick on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth is being booed out of the building.
Seth Roth tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge uses a stomp on Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge throws Matt Rodrigues out of the ring.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, Matt Rodrigues reenters the ring.
Rusty Cooledge whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge nails Matt Rodrigues with a chop.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a knee to midsection, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues punches Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd erupts.
Rusty Cooledge chops Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge punches Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues punches Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge punches Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge further incites the crowd.
Rusty Cooledge executes a chop on Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge hits a chop on Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge kicks Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge kicks Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues chops Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues chops Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is giving Matt Rodrigues a standing ovation.
Matt Rodrigues uses a headbutt on Rusty Cooledge.
Matt Rodrigues catches Rusty Cooledge in a full nelson.
Rusty Cooledge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge hits Matt Rodrigues with a shoulderblock.
Rusty Cooledge hits a DDT on Matt Rodrigues.
Rusty Cooledge takes Matt Rodrigues down with a clothesline from the top rope.
Rusty Cooledge is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Rusty Cooledge nails Matt Rodrigues with a knee to midsection.
Rusty Cooledge attempts to place Matt Rodrigues on the turnbuckle, but
Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes, but Matt Rodrigues
reverses it.
Matt Rodrigues nails Rusty Cooledge with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Matt Rodrigues hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues nails Rusty Cooledge with a European uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Chris Ollis.
Seth Roth enters the ring and throws Matt Rodrigues out of the ring.
Seth Roth is being booed out of the building.
Rusty Cooledge and Seth Roth whip Chris Ollis into the ropes.
They hit Chris Ollis with a double kick to the midsection.
Seth Roth leaves the ring.
Rusty Cooledge hits Chris Ollis with a chop.
Rusty Cooledge uses a fisherman suplex on Chris Ollis.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a kneelock submission, but Chris Ollis counters it with
a kick to the head.
Rusty Cooledge whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Chris Ollis uses a clothesline on Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis throws Rusty Cooledge out of the ring.
Chris Ollis jumps onto him with a flying clothesline.
Chris Ollis knocks Rusty Cooledge into the ringpost.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 1.
Chris Ollis reenters the ring.
Rusty Cooledge follows him back in.
Rusty Cooledge brings the table into the ring.
Rusty Cooledge puts Chris Ollis in a choke against the ropes.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray warns Rusty Cooledge to let go.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, three.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, three, four.
Rusty Cooledge catches Chris Ollis in a choke against the ropes.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray warns Rusty Cooledge to let go.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, three, four.
Rusty Cooledge executes a knee to midsection on Chris Ollis.
Rusty Cooledge further incites the crowd.
Rusty Cooledge whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge misses with a shoulderblock.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a palm strike, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis hits a bodyslam on Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis throws Rusty Cooledge out of the ring.
Chris Ollis goes for shooting star press to the floor, but Rusty Cooledge
moves out of the way.
Rusty Cooledge further incites the crowd.
Rusty Cooledge hits Chris Ollis with a chop.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 1.
Rusty Cooledge whips Chris Ollis into the guardrail.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 2.
Rusty Cooledge sets up Chris Ollis on the table.
Rusty Cooledge tries to drive Chris Ollis through the table with a tiger driver,
but he blocks it.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the guardrail.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 3.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the guardrail.
Chris Ollis nails Rusty Cooledge with a kick to the midsection.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 4.
Chris Ollis is handed a chair.
Chris Ollis hits him with the chair.
The chants for Chris Ollis are deafening.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 5.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the guardrail.
Chris Ollis knocks Rusty Cooledge into the ringpost.
Chris Ollis hits him with the chair.
The crowd is behind Chris Ollis all the way.
Chris Ollis executes a punch on Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis grabs a chair.
Chris Ollis sets up the chair.
Chris Ollis goes for a bodyslam, but Rusty Cooledge counters it with
a small package.
Rusty Cooledge sets up Chris Ollis on the table.
Rusty Cooledge tries to drive Chris Ollis through the table with a moonsault,
but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 6.
Matt Rodrigues comes over to make it two-on-one.
Matt Rodrigues takes Rusty Cooledge down with a DDT.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: 7.
Chris Ollis reenters the ring.
Rusty Cooledge follows him back in.
Chris Ollis is going for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Chris Ollis hits a clothesline on Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis takes Rusty Cooledge down with a punch.
Chris Ollis hits Rusty Cooledge with a clothesline from the top rope.
Chris Ollis goes for a diving twisting senton, but Rusty Cooledge
rolls out of the way.
Rusty Cooledge whips Chris Ollis into the ropes, but Chris Ollis reverses it.
Rusty Cooledge misses with a clothesline.
Rusty Cooledge uses a palm strike on Chris Ollis.
Rusty Cooledge hits him with .
Chris Ollis is busted wide open.
Rusty Cooledge whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Chris Ollis hits Rusty Cooledge with an elbow.
Chris Ollis nails Rusty Cooledge with a flying lariat.
Chris Ollis whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes, but Rusty Cooledge reverses it.
Chris Ollis misses with an elbow.
Rusty Cooledge misses with a clothesline.
Chris Ollis executes a clothesline on Rusty Cooledge.
Chris Ollis hits him with .
Chris Ollis hits a slingshot sommersault senton on Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is behind Chris Ollis all the way.
Chris Ollis tags out to Matt Rodrigues.
Chris Ollis goes for a flying lariat, but Rusty Cooledge ducks out of the way.
Chris Ollis leaves the ring.
Rusty Cooledge takes Matt Rodrigues down with a clothesline from the top rope.
Rusty Cooledge hits him with .
Matt Rodrigues is busted wide open.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Seth Roth.
Rusty Cooledge uses a DDT on Matt Rodrigues.
Numerous fans are using Rusty Cooledge for target practice.
Seth Roth takes Matt Rodrigues down with a missile dropkick.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Seth Roth nails Matt Rodrigues with a gutwrench powerbomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Seth Roth executes a vertical suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth chops Matt Rodrigues.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Matt Rodrigues punches Seth Roth.
The crowd is giving Matt Rodrigues a standing ovation.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Matt Rodrigues chops Seth Roth.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Seth Roth kicks Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues hits Seth Roth.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Seth Roth chops Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues chops Seth Roth.
The crowd is giving Matt Rodrigues a standing ovation.
Seth Roth hits Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues chops Seth Roth.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a German suplex, but Seth Roth counters it with
a backward kick.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Seth Roth uses a vertical suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth hits Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth punches Matt Rodrigues.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Seth Roth hits him with .
Chris Ollis is bleeding profusely.
Seth Roth whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues misses with a clothesline.
Seth Roth hits a clothesline on Matt Rodrigues.
Seth Roth goes for a Huracanrana, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a power bomb.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.
Matt Rodrigues tags out to Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis executes a diving twisting senton on Seth Roth.
Chris Ollis goes for a sleeperhold, but Seth Roth counters it with a jawbreaker.
Seth Roth takes Chris Ollis down with a Russian legsweep.
Seth Roth nails Chris Ollis with a reverse DDT.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Seth Roth gives the sign for the DDTaga.
Seth Roth executes the DDTaga on Chris Ollis.
Seth Roth is being booed out of the building.
Seth Roth goes for the pin.
"Requires Corrective Lenses" Kristen Ray counts: One, two, three.
Chris Ollis complains about a fast count.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winners are The Sons of Bitches. Time of match: 0:22:23

[Alex]

And in our main event, The WCPBFWL Champion "American Crab" Brandon Stroud vs. an opponent chosen by James Voorhees, Bill Hanstock!

They lock up.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with Michinoku Driver B.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock punches Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock chops Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock chops Brandon Stroud.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a heart punch.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a backdrop.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud goes for a knee to midsection, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock uses a fisherman suplex on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Bill Hanstock locks Brandon Stroud in a cobra clutch.
Brandon Stroud reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Bill Hanstock uses short-arm powerslam on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a backdrop.
Bill Hanstock falls out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud goes through the ropes.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a dropkick.
Brandon Stroud knocks Bill Hanstock into the ringpost.
Brandon Stroud has the crowd going wild.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a punch.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Brandon Stroud is handed a fire extinguisher.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Stroud goes for a Mongolian chop, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a falcon arrow.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Bill Hanstock goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Brandon Stroud
side-steps and Bill Hanstock only hits air.
The Sons of Bitches come to ringside.
Brandon Stroud goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bill Hanstock
counters it with a legsweep.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a running powerslam.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a fisherman suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Bill Hanstock executes Senton bomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a Northern Lights suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud misses with an elbow.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a kick.
Bill Hanstock catches Brandon Stroud in a camel clutch.
Brandon Stroud is inching his way towards the ropes.
Brandon Stroud reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with school boy powerbomb.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle.
Bill Hanstock hits school boy powerbomb on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a guillotine choke.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock tries to escape the hold.
Bill Hanstock breaks the hold after 13 seconds.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud charges in with a clothesline.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with an elbow.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with short-arm powerslam.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Bill Hanstock uses Senton bomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, kickout.
Bill Hanstock hits Michinoku Driver B on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with the cross-face chicken wing.
Bill Hanstock goes for Michinoku Driver B, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a bodyslam.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes, but Bill Hanstock
reverses it.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a shoulderblock.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock uses a punch on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a back elbow.
Brandon Stroud hits a punch on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud uses a knee kick on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a Northern Lights suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud charges in with a clothesline.
Brandon Stroud executes a high knee on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud attempts to place Bill Hanstock on the turnbuckle, but
Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Brandon Stroud throws Bill Hanstock out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud jumps onto him with a plancha.
Brandon Stroud sets up a table.
Brandon Stroud takes Bill Hanstock down with a dropkick.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Brandon Stroud executes a high knee on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a double underhook power bomb.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud tries to drive Bill Hanstock through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a powerslam.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 4.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a punch.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Brandon Stroud brings the table into the ring.
Bill Hanstock executes a dropkick from the second rope on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a Northern Lights suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with Senton bomb.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock complains about a slow count.
Bill Hanstock uses the cross-face chicken wing on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a falcon arrow.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud goes for the belly to back suplex, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Brandon Stroud chops Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Stroud kicks Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is going crazy.
Bill Hanstock chops Brandon Stroud.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Bill Hanstock chops Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock punches Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock uses a heart punch on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a clothesline.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with short-arm powerslam.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is booing Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud is writhing in pain.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby tells Brandon Stroud to respond or he
'll stop the fight.
Brandon Stroud nods.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby tells Brandon Stroud to respond or he
'll stop the fight.
Brandon Stroud nods.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby checks Brandon Stroud's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Brandon Stroud fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds.
Brandon Stroud executes a fisherman suplex on Bill Hanstock.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud complains about a slow count.
Brandon Stroud hits a knee kick on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with an elbow to the head.
Brandon Stroud hits a chop to the throat on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud puts Bill Hanstock in a double armbar submission.
Bill Hanstock is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud hits an elbow to the head on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud goes for a chop to the throat, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock uses a fisherman suplex on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bill Hanstock hits school boy powerbomb on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a powerbomb.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bill Hanstock throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a kneelift.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
James Voorhees ambushes Brandon Stroud from behind.
Bill Hanstock uses a powerbomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-belly suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Brandon Stroud brings the table into the ring.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a punch.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a heart punch.
Bill Hanstock further incites the crowd.
Bill Hanstock hits a Northern Lights suplex on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock hits a punch on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with school boy powerbomb.
Bill Hanstock hits a punch on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a falcon arrow.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock executes a punch on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a dropkick from the second rope.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on Bill Hanstock.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud goes for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Brandon Stroud chops Bill Hanstock.
The crowd erupts.
Bill Hanstock punches Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock chops Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud punches Bill Hanstock.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud kicks Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Bill Hanstock kicks Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bill Hanstock executes a heart punch on Brandon Stroud.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock gives the sign for the OW MY OTHER KNEE.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud tries to escape the hold.
Brandon Stroud tries to fight the pain.
Brandon Stroud is inching his way towards the ropes.
Brandon Stroud is close to passing out from the pain.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby checks Brandon Stroud's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Brandon Stroud fights his way out of the hold after 56 seconds.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock uses a powerslam on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with an elbow.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud tries to drive Bill Hanstock through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
Bill Hanstock uses a powerbomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bill Hanstock throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Brandon Stroud brings the table into the ring.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a kneelift.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud tries to drive Bill Hanstock through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
Bill Hanstock executes a Northern Lights suplex on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a powerbomb.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bill Hanstock is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock misses with a clothesline.
Bill Hanstock misses with an elbow.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with an elbow.
Bill Hanstock hits the cross-face chicken wing on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a fisherman suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud executes a kick to the midsection on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a kick to the thigh.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a kick.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a fisherman suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bill Hanstock throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Bill Hanstock uses short-arm powerslam on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a heart punch.
Bill Hanstock executes the 2nd-rope elbow drop on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock executes short-arm powerslam on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud is close to passing out from the pain.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby asks Brandon Stroud if he's had enough.
Brandon Stroud shakes his head.
Brandon Stroud is barely hanging in there.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby checks Brandon Stroud's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Brandon Stroud fights his way out of the hold after 44 seconds.
Brandon Stroud gives the sign for the belly to back suplex.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud goes for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Brandon Stroud takes Bill Hanstock down with a knee kick.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud uses a half-nelson suplex on Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a kick to the head.
GS Stevens comes to ringside.
Brandon Stroud throws Bill Hanstock out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud goes for a plancha, but Bill Hanstock moves out of the way.
Brandon Stroud is out cold.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Brandon Stroud takes Bill Hanstock down with a lariat.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud reenters the ring.
Bill Hanstock follows him back in.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud executes a kneelift on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud hits a jab on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud executes a double-axhandle chop on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud executes a headlock takedown on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud uses a kick to the thigh on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a shoulderblock.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a gutwrench suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud throws Bill Hanstock out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud goes through the ropes.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Stroud is handed a trash can.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the trash can.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a kick to the head.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the trash can.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud uses a kick to the head on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at Bill Hanstock with the trash can, but he
gets out of the way.
Bill Hanstock snatches the trash can from him.
Bill Hanstock hits him with the trash can.
Brandon Stroud is busted wide open.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with Senton bomb.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with Senton bomb.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 2.
Bill Hanstock nails Brandon Stroud with a powerslam.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 3.
Bill Hanstock hits short-arm powerslam on Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock throws Brandon Stroud back into the ring.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud tries to escape the hold.
Brandon Stroud is inching his way towards the ropes.
Brandon Stroud tries to fight the pain.
Brandon Stroud reaches the ropes after being trapped for 36 seconds.
Bill Hanstock whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud goes for the belly to back suplex, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud goes for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a half-nelson suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock with a knee to midsection.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the ropes, but Bill Hanstock
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud takes Bill Hanstock down with a clothesline.
Brandon Stroud takes Bill Hanstock down with a double underhook power bomb.
Brandon Stroud is going for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Brandon Stroud uses a double-axhandle chop on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
Brandon Stroud executes a double-axhandle chop on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud attempts to place Bill Hanstock on the turnbuckle, but
Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Brandon Stroud is bleeding profusely.
Brandon Stroud puts Bill Hanstock in an armbar submission.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Brandon Stroud takes Bill Hanstock down with a half-nelson suplex.
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a gutwrench suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Brandon Stroud nails Bill Hanstock with a back elbow.
Brandon Stroud gets a spinning toe hold on Bill Hanstock.
Bill Hanstock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud sets up Bill Hanstock on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
Brandon Stroud whips Bill Hanstock into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud charges in with a clothesline, but Bill Hanstock
moves out of the way.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with a fisherman suplex.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bill Hanstock throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock goes through the ropes.
Bill Hanstock uses a fisherman suplex on Brandon Stroud.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: 1.
Bill Hanstock reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Bill Hanstock takes Brandon Stroud down with a running powerslam.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
GS Stevens throws Brandon Stroud a fire extinguisher, but Bill Hanstock
intercepts it.
Bill Hanstock hits Brandon Stroud with it and goes for the pin.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby threatens Bill Hanstock with disqualification.
Bill Hanstock punches Brandon Stroud.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud punches Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud goes for a knee kick, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock punches Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is giving Brandon Stroud a standing ovation.
Brandon Stroud chops Bill Hanstock.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Stroud hits a high knee on Bill Hanstock.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at Bill Hanstock with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Bill Hanstock snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Bill Hanstock hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Numerous fans are using Bill Hanstock for target practice.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring.
Bill Hanstock gives the sign for the OW MY OTHER KNEE.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud tries to fight the pain.
GS Stevens enters the ring and breaks the hold.
"Visually Impaired" Peter Holby disqualifies Brandon Stroud.
Numerous fans are using Bill Hanstock for target practice.

The winner is Bill Hanstock. Time of match: 0:26:49

[Alex]

Results of Inconsequential House Show:

Gran Illinoisio pinned Phil MV after the Black Tiger Bomb in 0:15:09.
Rating: *** 1/2

BEGGAR made Max Kafka submit to a sleeper hold in 0:12:58.
Rating: ****

[Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi-Final]:
Brummbar and Robert Bashley defeated The Robots when Brummbar pinned GIANT 2000
after high angle german suplex in 0:19:29.
Rating: **

James Voorhees pinned Kane with the Machete Driver in 0:11:26. Kane suffered a
broken back. He will be out for approximately 19 cards.
Rating: *** 3/4

[Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi-Final]:
The Sons of Bitches (Seth Roth and Rusty Cooledge) defeated
Chris Ollis and Matt Rodrigues when S. Roth pinned C. Ollis with the DDTaga in
0:22:23.
Rating: *** 3/4

Non-Title-Match:
Bill Hanstock defeated Brandon Stroud by disqualification in 0:26:49.
Rating: -* 1/4

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Inconsequential House Show managed to be somewhat consequential indeed!

Firstly, Phil MV actually had a decent match for once! Sure he lost, but still! One step at a time!

BEGGAR wins his second match in a row, and manages to have the match of the night against Max Kafka! League General Manager Alex Hampton issued a cryptic statement about rewarding his streak with a special match at Wrestling Event 1, but what sort of match will it be?

Brummbar and Bashley pulled off the upset against the Robots! If the Robots were capable of emotion, they would certainly be feeling ashamed right now! Their future opponents will be an even tougher mountain to scale!

The Sons of Bitches, Rusty Cooledge and the re-christened Seth Roth, were successful, but in controversial fashion! Was that a fast count by new referee Kristen Ray? We may never know, but in the interest of fairness, Federation Commissioner Alex Hampton has promised some sort of compensation to both Matt Rodrigues and Chris Ollis.

and as for our main events!

Brandon Stroud may well have broken the hold had it not been for the interference by GS Stevens! Stevens is a man possessed, and hungry for the blood of Bill Hanstock. Will that match be signed for Wrestling Event?
Also, GS Stevens may well have unintentionally earned his way into the good graces of the Sons of Bitches, as James Voorhees was able to prevail against the monster Kane!

There were two big things to come out of this match: 1: James Voorhees will be able to select the stipulations for his world title match against Stroud at Wrestling Event, and 2: WWE will NEVER lend us a wrestler again. Way to go, Jim.

So, with Inconsequential House Show in the books, the tentative line-up for Wrestling Event is as follows:

Brandon Stroud (c) vs. James Voorhees for the WCPBFWL World Championship

(The Sons of Bitches) Seth Roth & Rusty Cooledge vs. Brummbar and Robert Bashley for the vacant Tag Team titles

a possible match between Bill Hanstock and GS Stevens

and the crowning of the first-ever Secondary Champion!

All this and more! Details to follow! and as always, sign up in the other thread if you want to try out for a position in the WCPBFWL!

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

whatta show

Brummbar, Bashley? What kind of names are those? I saw your match, ya know, just to keep a step ahead of the competition. Good work squeaking out a win against the robots. Pretty impressive... if we hadn't beaten the robots and a third guy on our own just a week ago in a 2 out of 3 falls.

Face it. You are our of your league. Just don't come to Wrestling Event. Nobody wants to see you. Nobody likes you. You are not very good wrestlers. And your choice of wrestling attire is appalling.

If you do decide to come, then you will get a first hand glimpse of what it really means to face 2 real Sons of Bitches. Don't cry foul when you see the hell we have in store for you. Later.

[A Link to the Matt]

Some sort of compensation huh? Well after that screw job, I certainly hope that I am placed in the match to crown the new WCPBFWL secondary champion!

[beggar]

BEGGAR wins his second match in a row, and manages to have the match of the night against Max Kafka! League General Manager Alex Hampton issued a cryptic statement about rewarding his streak with a special match at Wrestling Event 1, but what sort of match will it be?

BUNKHOUSE BRAWL

[blacktoothgrin]

you say your name is Rusty and you're an "Arial Assault". Well I say your name is Rusty and you're some kind of bastard.

Be there. OR BE SQUARED.

[phil5329]

Yea! Positive stars!

Next step: Championship Gold

[Greg]

I propose a four-way ladder match between myself, Bill Hanstock, Matt Rodrigues and Chris Ollis for the secondary title. Or however you want to mix it up, AS LONG AS I GET THAT TITLE! THAT TITLE BELONGS TO ME!

[Hanstock]

I beat down American Crab Brandon Stroud, and he was about to submit to OW MY OTHER KNEE when you stuck your fat face in where it doesn't belong.

You've got some nerve, Stevens. I'm going to beat you into submission just like I did Stroud. I'm going to take that secondary title, and the Sons of Bitches are going to hold every belt in this federation. It doesn't matter who they bring at me, I'm going to beat them all. We're going to roll through this piece of CRAP organization, and no one or nothing can stop us.

Watch your backs.

[A Link to the Matt]

Greg, your ladder match challenge is gladly accepted.


Just know that I am not responsible for the damage that I will inflict on your body and your mind as I take that secondary title and bring some credibility back to this league.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Be there. OR BE SQUARED.

I was never good at math. I better just show up.

[First-Tiger]

you say your name is Rusty and you're an "Arial Assault"

Max Kafka is a Helvetica Assault.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

and rusty cooledge is an aerial anarchist

the one who brought the anarchy to the skies!

[Jim]

Look at that, Stroud. You give me a "challenge" in Kane, and I break his fucking back. Just imagine what I'm going to do to you at Wrestling Event 1. Oh yeah, and the stipulation? We'll keep it simple. It's going to be an "I Quit!" match! When I rip your carapace off, you'll have no choice but to say those two sweet words: "I QUIT!"

/kayfabe: Hey, Alex. Can you make it so that I never do a spinning powerbomb again, seeing as it's essentially the same thing as my finisher? Also, can you add an elevated Texas Cloverleaf to my repertoire?

[blacktoothgrin]

and rusty cooledge is an aerial anarchist

the one who brought the anarchy to the skies!

maybe so, but he better bring his a-game to the ring. otherwise, bitch going down.

[Great Apollo]

I carried my team in that last match. My partner needs to pick up the slack.