Progressive Boink

[Great Apollo]

I accept Hot Rod, but lets raise the stakes, make it a STEEL CAGE LAST CHANCE MATCH. The loser of the match loses his chance at a P-Boi World Championship title shot for 1 year unless they can defeat THE SONS OF BITCHES in a 4 on 1 Last Man Standing match the following day.

What do ya say?

[Kristen]

Rusty and I formally challenge any of you rejects to a tag team match, IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS.

Accepting this because Alex's program appearantly sees luchador as code for "sucks at singles matches".

I challenge you to bring along that jerk Hanstock while I shall bribe the robot members of the P-Boi roster with some oil and sexy circuit diagrams to make this a proper trios match. 2/3 falls, beeyotches.

[A Link to the Matt]

I accept Hot Rod, but lets raise the stakes, make it a STEEL CAGE LAST CHANCE MATCH. The loser of the match loses his chance at a P-Boi World Championship title shot for 1 year unless they can defeat THE SONS OF BITCHES in a 4 on 1 Last Man Standing match the following day.

What do ya say?

I most definatly accept, And after I leave you bloody and unconscious in the steel cage, the SONS OF BITCHES will have easy pickings of you.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

*Sons of Bitches join Matt in the ring, give him sOb tshirt*

*attack him with cattle prod, spray paint back, laugh directly into tv camera*

[Alex]

Okay! The WC P-Boi FWL booking committee has adjourned, and now present to you the line-up for OCTOBER TO ROCKTOBER!

BEGGAR makes his debut against Phil MV! If BEGGAR loses, he isn't getting paid! Which should mean that Phil MV had better make sure he has his medical insurance information handy, because damn you do not want to get between BEGGAR and his dinner!

GS Stevens vs. The Undefeated BeeJ! The BeeJ made short work of Phil MV last time, but will GS Stevens light up his competetive spirit and take him to a match that ends up with a positive star rating?

The Sons of Bitches made an emphatic debut last time around, and after issuing an open challenge to any tag-team, Gran Illinoisio has stepped up to the plate! Hiring the services of The Robots, can the crafty luchadore connive a way to victory against Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge? In a stunning move of bravado, the duo has vowed to take out the opposition WITHOUT Bill Hanstock, leading to a 2-on-3, 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS handicap match!

Speaking of Bill Hanstock, he himself has vowed to put an end to "The English Major" Max Kafka! Kafka recently stymied Son of Bitch Rusty Cooledge's efforts to save face after being eliminated from the world title tournament, and Bill Hanstock will not allow his SoB brothers to look bad!

The feud between Brummbar and Matt Rodrigues comes to a thrilling conclusion in a steel cage! Commissioner Alex Hampton refuses to even entertain the idea of a 4 on 1 Last Man Standing match, claiming that he is incapable of sanctioning such a match! However, this cage match WILL REMAIN a "Last Chance" match, leaving the loser unable to challenge for ANY title, even one that is yet to exist, until certain stipulations have been met (to be named later). Sound confusing? It is! All you need to know? These two men are going to hurt each other! All that matters is PRIDE! Brummbar is simply trying to prove that he even belongs in the League, while Matt is looking to put Brummbar away once and for all!

And in the MAIN EVENT, the match EVERYONE has been waiting for! "American Crab" Brandon Stroud vs. "Large" James Voorhees for the vacant BOINK WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Brandon Stroud has torn through The Sons of Bitches on his quest for the title, but now he has to face off against their ferocious leader! The Sons of Bitches are sure to influence the match in some way, which is why it is puzzling that Commissioner Alex Hampton has made this match NO COUNT OUT, NO DISQUALIFICATION. The odds certainly seemed stacked against The American Crab, but will James Voorhees be able to overcome the massive advantage he has and be able to win the championship? There's only ONE WAY to find out! October to Rocktober is COMING SOON! Stay tuned to this thread for all the exciting action!

card subject to change

[baollis]

I would liking to be having the wrestlings match.

[Alex]

Done

[Alex]

BEGGAR vs. Phil MV

They lock up.
Phil MV goes for an eye gouge, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with an elbow.
Phil MV uses a bodyslam on BEGGAR.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes.
BEGGAR goes for the Panhandler, but Phil MV blocks it.
BEGGAR whips Phil MV into the ropes, but Phil MV reverses it.
BEGGAR misses with an elbow.
BEGGAR misses with a clothesline.
BEGGAR locks Phil MV in a sleeper hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a legsweep.
BEGGAR puts Phil MV in a sleeper hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR whips Phil MV into the ropes.
Phil MV executes an elbow to the head on BEGGAR.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with a piledriver.
Phil MV uses an eye gouge on BEGGAR.
Phil MV hits a piledriver on BEGGAR.
Phil MV catches BEGGAR in a front facelock.
BEGGAR reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phil MV locks BEGGAR in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
BEGGAR reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phil MV nails BEGGAR with a piledriver.
Phil MV nails BEGGAR with an eye gouge.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with an elbow.
Phil MV hits a face rake on BEGGAR.
Phil MV is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but BEGGAR counters it with an elbowsmash.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a punch.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a punch to the face.
BEGGAR goes for a short arm scissors, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR goes for a kick to the midsection, but Phil MV counters it with
a legsweep.
Phil MV goes for a front facelock, but BEGGAR counters it with a low blow.
BEGGAR goes for a running elbow smash, but Phil MV side-steps and BEGGAR
only hits air.
A few fans are cheering on Phil MV.
Phil MV goes for a front facelock, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR goes for a spin kick, but Phil MV ducks out of the way.
Phil MV nails BEGGAR with a clothesline.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes, but BEGGAR reverses it.
BEGGAR misses with a clothesline.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with a kick.
Phil MV locks BEGGAR in a front facelock.
BEGGAR reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Phil MV hits an elbow to the head on BEGGAR.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with an elbow to the head.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with a kick.
Phil MV hits a face rake on BEGGAR.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes.
BEGGAR puts Phil MV in a sleeper hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR whips Phil MV into the turnbuckle.
BEGGAR charges into the corner.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a punch to the head.
BEGGAR is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a punch to the face.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a punch to the midsection.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a kick to the thigh.
BEGGAR takes Phil MV down with a kick to the head.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a stiff karate kick to the leg.
BEGGAR hits a spin kick on Phil MV.
BEGGAR punches Phil MV.
The crowd is cheering on BEGGAR.
Phil MV chops BEGGAR.
Phil MV chops BEGGAR.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Phil MV.
BEGGAR kicks Phil MV.
BEGGAR is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Phil MV punches BEGGAR.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Phil MV.
Phil MV kicks BEGGAR.
Phil MV goes for a bodyslam, but BEGGAR counters it with a front facelock.
Phil MV is struggling to reach the ropes.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV.
BEGGAR is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Phil MV kicks BEGGAR.
Phil MV executes a chop on BEGGAR.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes, but BEGGAR reverses it.
BEGGAR takes Phil MV down with a spin kick.
BEGGAR throws Phil MV out of the ring.
BEGGAR goes through the ropes.
The crowd is cheering on BEGGAR.
BEGGAR reenters the ring.
Phil MV follows him back in.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a stiff karate kick to the head.
BEGGAR takes Phil MV down with a kick to the thigh.
BEGGAR executes a running elbow smash on Phil MV.
The crowd is cheering on BEGGAR.
BEGGAR nails Phil MV with a punch to the face.
BEGGAR puts Phil MV in a sleeper hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR executes a punch to the midsection on Phil MV.
BEGGAR whips Phil MV into the ropes.
BEGGAR uses a punch on Phil MV.
BEGGAR goes for a stiff karate kick to the leg, but Phil MV counters it with
a dragon screw.
In turn, BEGGAR counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
The crowd is really behind BEGGAR.
BEGGAR locks Phil MV in a short arm scissors.
Phil MV tries to escape the hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
BEGGAR gives the sign for the Panhandler.
BEGGAR executes the Panhandler on Phil MV.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR puts Phil MV in a short arm scissors.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
BEGGAR whips Phil MV into the ropes.
BEGGAR goes for the Panhandler, but Phil MV blocks it.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a stiff karate kick to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for BEGGAR.
BEGGAR goes for a kick to the thigh, but Phil MV counters it with a dragon screw
.
In turn, BEGGAR counters it with an enzuigiri.
The crowd erupts.
BEGGAR goes for a rolling armbar, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR goes for a kick to the thigh, but Phil MV counters it with a dragon screw
.
In turn, BEGGAR counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR misses with a shoulderblock.
Phil MV misses with a kick.
Phil MV misses with a kick.
Phil MV hits a kick to the midsection on BEGGAR.
Phil MV hits a bodyslam on BEGGAR.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with a bodyslam.
Phil MV throws BEGGAR out of the ring.
Phil MV goes through the ropes.
Phil MV knocks BEGGAR into the ringpost.
The crowd is cheering on Phil MV.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with an eye gouge.
Phil MV knocks BEGGAR into the ringsteps.
Phil MV knocks BEGGAR into the ringpost.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with a chop.
Phil MV nails BEGGAR with a face rake.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Phil MV uses a face rake on BEGGAR.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
Phil MV uses an eye gouge on BEGGAR.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
Phil MV knocks BEGGAR into the ringsteps.
A small "Phil MV" chant is being started.
Phil MV uses a clothesline on BEGGAR.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 4.
Phil MV knocks BEGGAR into the ringsteps.
The crowd is starting to get behind Phil MV.
Phil MV hits a chop on BEGGAR.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 5.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with a piledriver.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
BEGGAR hits a spin kick on Phil MV.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a kick to the midsection.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 6.
BEGGAR reenters the ring.
Phil MV follows him back in.
BEGGAR hits a kick to the midsection on Phil MV.
BEGGAR uses a spin kick on Phil MV.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for BEGGAR.
BEGGAR goes for a kick to the head, but Phil MV ducks out of the way.
Phil MV gets a standing wristlock on BEGGAR.
BEGGAR reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Phil MV runs into the ropes.
Phil MV misses with a clothesline.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a backdrop.
Phil MV falls out of the ring.
BEGGAR goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
BEGGAR goes for a punch, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phil MV goes for an eye gouge, but BEGGAR blocks it.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
BEGGAR executes the Panhandler on Phil MV on the concrete floor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for BEGGAR.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
BEGGAR goes for a stiff karate kick to the body, but Phil MV counters it with
a legsweep.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Phil MV throws BEGGAR back into the ring.
Phil MV throws BEGGAR out of the ring.
Phil MV goes through the ropes.
Phil MV hits BEGGAR with a chop.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
BEGGAR goes for a kick to the midsection, but Phil MV blocks it.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
Phil MV reenters the ring.
BEGGAR follows him back in.
Phil MV whips BEGGAR into the ropes, but BEGGAR reverses it.
BEGGAR misses with a kick.
Phil MV uses an elbow to the head on BEGGAR.
Phil MV goes for an elbow to the head, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR gets a sleeper hold on Phil MV.
Phil MV is struggling to reach the ropes.
Phil MV tries to escape the hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
BEGGAR goes for a punch to the head, but Phil MV blocks it.
Phil MV takes BEGGAR down with a headlock takedown.
Phil MV goes for a front facelock, but BEGGAR blocks it.
BEGGAR uses a spin kick on Phil MV.
BEGGAR goes for a kick to the thigh, but Phil MV counters it with a dragon screw
.
Phil MV chops BEGGAR.
A small "Phil MV" chant is being started.
BEGGAR kicks Phil MV.
Phil MV chops BEGGAR.
Phil MV kicks BEGGAR.
A small "Phil MV" chant is being started.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV.
BEGGAR chops Phil MV.
BEGGAR uses a legsweep on Phil MV.
BEGGAR catches Phil MV in a short arm scissors.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
BEGGAR locks Phil MV in a sleeper hold.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
BEGGAR uses a legsweep on Phil MV.
BEGGAR hits a legsweep on Phil MV.
BEGGAR hits a legsweep on Phil MV.
BEGGAR hits Phil MV with a legsweep.
BEGGAR runs into the ropes.
BEGGAR gets a sleeper hold on Phil MV.
Phil MV is struggling to reach the ropes.
Phil MV tries to escape the hold.
Phil MV summons one last burst of energy.
"Blind" Jon Bois asks Phil MV if he's had enough.
Phil MV shakes his head.
Phil MV tries to fight the pain.
Phil MV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
BEGGAR gives the sign for the Panhandler.
BEGGAR executes the Panhandler on Phil MV.
Phil MV tries to fight the pain.
Phil MV submits after 15 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is BEGGAR. Time of match: 0:18:25

[Alex]

Brandon Kayala vs. Chris Ollis

They lock up.
Brandon Kayala catches Chris Ollis in an abdominal stretch.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Kayala nails Chris Ollis with a punch to the head.
Brandon Kayala runs into the ropes.
Chris Ollis misses with a kick.
Brandon Kayala misses with a kick.
Brandon Kayala misses with an elbow.
Chris Ollis misses with an elbow.
Brandon Kayala hits Chris Ollis with a clothesline.
Brandon Kayala throws Chris Ollis out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, Chris Ollis reenters the ring.
Brandon Kayala hits a DDT on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brandon Kayala uses a kneedrop on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala uses a bulldog on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brandon Kayala nails Chris Ollis with a double arm DDT.
Brandon Kayala hits an elbowsmash on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala goes for a punch to the face, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis uses a kick to the midsection on Brandon Kayala.
Chris Ollis kicks Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala hits Chris Ollis.
The crowd is cheering on Brandon Kayala.
Chris Ollis punches Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala kicks Chris Ollis.
The crowd is cheering on Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala gets a sleeperhold on Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Brandon Kayala goes for a choke against the ropes, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Brandon Kayala locks Chris Ollis in an abdominal stretch.
Chris Ollis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Brandon Kayala hits a double-arm DDT on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala gets a chokehold on Chris Ollis.
"Blind" Jon Bois warns Brandon Kayala to let go.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
Brandon Kayala hits a punch on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala uses a chop on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala executes an elbowsmash on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala kicks Chris Ollis.
The crowd is really behind Brandon Kayala.
Chris Ollis hits Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is really behind Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala kicks Chris Ollis.
The crowd is really behind Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala kicks Chris Ollis.
The crowd is really behind Brandon Kayala.
Chris Ollis hits Brandon Kayala.
There are lots of chants for Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala hits Chris Ollis.
There are lots of chants for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala executes a kick to the midsection on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala goes for a sleeperhold, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis punches Brandon Kayala.
There are lots of chants for Chris Ollis.
Chris Ollis kicks Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Kayala punches Chris Ollis.
There are lots of chants for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala hits Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala has the crowd going wild.
Chris Ollis punches Brandon Kayala.
Chris Ollis has the crowd going wild.
Chris Ollis kicks Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala hits Chris Ollis.
The crowd is behind Brandon Kayala all the way.
Chris Ollis punches Brandon Kayala.
Chris Ollis goes for a bodyslam, but Brandon Kayala counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Brandon Kayala hits a double-arm DDT on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis catches Brandon Kayala in a sleeperhold.
Brandon Kayala breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
Brandon Kayala uses a punch on Chris Ollis.
Brandon Kayala goes for a punch to the face, but Chris Ollis blocks it.
Chris Ollis nails Brandon Kayala with a diving crossbody.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chris Ollis executes a diving crossbody on Brandon Kayala.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Chris Ollis runs into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala hits a backbreaker on Chris Ollis.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Kayala throws Chris Ollis out of the ring.
Brandon Kayala goes through the ropes.
Brandon Kayala is handed a cheese grater.
Brandon Kayala hits him with the cheese grater.
The crowd is giving Brandon Kayala a standing ovation.
Brandon Kayala sets up a table.
Brandon Kayala nails Chris Ollis with a flying kneedrop.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Brandon Kayala whips Chris Ollis into the guardrail.
Brandon Kayala takes Chris Ollis down with a bulldog.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
Brandon Kayala hits him with the cheese grater.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala whips Chris Ollis into the guardrail.
Brandon Kayala nails Chris Ollis with a flying kneedrop.
Brandon Kayala reenters the ring.
Chris Ollis follows him back in.
Chris Ollis brings the the cheese grater into the ring.
Chris Ollis whips Brandon Kayala into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Kayala executes a back suplex on Chris Ollis.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Kayala hits him with the cheese grater.
Chris Ollis is busted wide open.
Brandon Kayala executes the Cradle Piledriver on Chris Ollis.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Brandon Kayala takes Chris Ollis down with an elbowsmash.
Brandon Kayala whips Chris Ollis into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala hits Chris Ollis with a backdrop.
Brandon Kayala slashes him with a cheese grater.
Brandon Kayala whips Chris Ollis into the ropes, but Chris Ollis reverses it.
Chris Ollis goes for a clothesline, but Brandon Kayala ducks out of the way.
Chris Ollis bumps into "Blind" Jon Bois.
Brandon Kayala takes Chris Ollis down with a double-arm DDT.
Brandon Kayala is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
"Blind" Jon Bois is back on the job.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Brandon Kayala a standing ovation.

The winner is Brandon Kayala. Time of match: 0:07:40

[Alex]

GS Stevens vs. The BeeJ

They lock up.
GS Stevens goes for a chop to the throat, but The BeeJ blocks it.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a fireman's carry into an Ace Crusher.
The BeeJ executes a DDT on GS Stevens.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The BeeJ goes for a flying karate chop, but GS Stevens counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
GS Stevens catches The BeeJ in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
The BeeJ is inching his way towards the ropes.
The BeeJ reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
GS Stevens goes for a short lariat, but The BeeJ ducks out of the way.
Bill Hanstock comes to ringside.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a series of kicks to the head.
GS Stevens uses a knife hand chop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a kick.
The BeeJ executes a series of kicks to the head on GS Stevens.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The BeeJ uses a series of kicks to the leg on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ goes for a flying karate chop, but GS Stevens counters it with a punch.
GS Stevens executes a chop to the throat on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens uses a knife hand chop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes, but The BeeJ reverses it.
GS Stevens takes The BeeJ down with a short lariat.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GS Stevens rolls up his sleeves.
The crowd is cheering on GS Stevens.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the turnbuckle.
GS Stevens runs shoulder-first into the corner.
GS Stevens takes The BeeJ down with a short lariat.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
GS Stevens executes a chop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens gets a claw hold on The BeeJ.
The BeeJ breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
The BeeJ goes for a series of kicks to the head, but GS Stevens blocks it.
GS Stevens locks The BeeJ in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
The BeeJ is struggling to reach the ropes.
The BeeJ is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The BeeJ reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
GS Stevens gets a claw hold on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens lets go after 13 seconds.
GS Stevens is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, shoulder up.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
The BeeJ misses with a shoulderblock.
GS Stevens hits The BeeJ with a shoulderblock.
Phil MV comes to ringside.
GS Stevens hits a kick to the head on The BeeJ.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for GS Stevens.
GS Stevens uses a kneedrop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens catches The BeeJ in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
The BeeJ is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The BeeJ reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
GS Stevens goes for a kick to the head, but The BeeJ blocks it.
The BeeJ whips GS Stevens into the turnbuckle.
The BeeJ nails GS Stevens with a cartwheel kick.
The BeeJ whips GS Stevens into the turnbuckle, but GS Stevens reverses it.
GS Stevens punches The BeeJ.
The BeeJ kicks GS Stevens.
The BeeJ is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The BeeJ punches GS Stevens.
A fan at ringside badmouths The BeeJ.
The BeeJ whips GS Stevens into the ropes.
The BeeJ executes the BeeJeezy Heezy on GS Stevens.
A fan at ringside badmouths The BeeJ.
The BeeJ goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a series of kicks to the leg.
The BeeJ goes for a series of kicks to the head, but GS Stevens blocks it.
GS Stevens goes for a short clothesline, but The BeeJ ducks out of the way.
The BeeJ runs into the ropes.
The BeeJ uses a back heel kick on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ executes a spin kick on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ nails GS Stevens with a judo chop.
The BeeJ is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a flying kick.
The BeeJ goes for a top-rope spin kick, but GS Stevens side-steps and The BeeJ
only hits air.
GS Stevens hits The BeeJ with a knifehand chop.
GS Stevens uses a short lariat on The BeeJ.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
GS Stevens hits The BeeJ with a chop.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the turnbuckle.
GS Stevens runs shoulder-first into the corner.
GS Stevens hits The BeeJ with a chop.
GS Stevens hits a short clothesline on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens goes for a claw hold, but The BeeJ blocks it.
Phil MV throws GS Stevens a fire extinguisher.
GS Stevens tries to use it, but The BeeJ blocks the blow and takes it away from
him.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with it and goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The BeeJ executes a DDT on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ further incites the crowd.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with an ax kick.
The BeeJ hits a series of kicks to the head on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ further incites the crowd.
The BeeJ takes GS Stevens down with an ax kick.
The BeeJ further incites the crowd.
The BeeJ whips GS Stevens into the ropes.
The BeeJ hits a spin kick on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ goes for a judo chop, but GS Stevens blocks it.
GS Stevens nails The BeeJ with a kick to the head.
GS Stevens uses a knife hand chop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens hits a kick to the head on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens rolls up his sleeves.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
GS Stevens catches The BeeJ in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
The BeeJ is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The BeeJ tries to escape the hold.
The BeeJ reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
GS Stevens hits a diving kneedrop on The BeeJ.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for GS Stevens.
GS Stevens is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, in the ropes...
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
The BeeJ hits a cartwheel kick on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ nails GS Stevens with an ax kick.
The BeeJ is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
The BeeJ goes for a back heel kick, but GS Stevens counters it with a legsweep.
GS Stevens hits a drop toe hold on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens takes The BeeJ down with a knifehand chop.
GS Stevens executes a kick to the head on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens nails The BeeJ with a kick to the head.
GS Stevens rolls up his sleeves.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
GS Stevens executes the Springboard Lariat on The BeeJ.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for GS Stevens.
GS Stevens goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
GS Stevens executes a kneedrop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens goes for a dragon sleeper, but The BeeJ counters it with
a kick to the head.
In turn, GS Stevens counters it with a duck-down move.
GS Stevens hits a knifehand chop on The BeeJ.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
GS Stevens nails The BeeJ with a backbreaker.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
GS Stevens hits The BeeJ with a kick.
GS Stevens is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
GS Stevens whips The BeeJ into the ropes.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a back heel kick.
The BeeJ hits GS Stevens with a series of kicks to the head.
The BeeJ goes for a spin kick, but GS Stevens ducks out of the way.
GS Stevens punches The BeeJ.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
GS Stevens chops The BeeJ.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The BeeJ punches GS Stevens.
Numerous fans are using The BeeJ for target practice.
The BeeJ nails GS Stevens with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
The BeeJ goes for a flying kick, but GS Stevens side-steps and The BeeJ
only hits air.
GS Stevens runs into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits GS Stevens in the back with a chair.
"Blind" Jon Bois threatens The BeeJ with disqualification.
The BeeJ executes the BeeJeezy Heezy on GS Stevens.
The BeeJ is being booed out of the building.
The BeeJ goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
The BeeJ is being booed out of the building.

The winner is The BeeJ. Time of match: 0:11:55

[Alex]

Brummbar vs. Matt Rodrigues

They lock up.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Brummbar
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with a shin kick into double-arm DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Brummbar.
Brummbar executes a spinebuster on Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar hits a punch on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar kicks Matt Rodrigues.
The crowd is really behind Brummbar.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues hits an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with a European uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with an elbow drop.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a European uppercut, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar goes for a German suplex, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a DDT, but Brummbar throws him off.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a shin kick into double-arm DDT.
Brummbar uses a punch on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar chops Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brummbar uses a German suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Brummbar uses a punch on Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues executes the cross-face chicken wing on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a European uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Matt Rodrigues tries to climb out of the cage.
Matt Rodrigues is on his way up.
Brummbar pulls him back in.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues executes a European uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits a low blow on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a low blow.
Matt Rodrigues hits the cross-face chicken wing on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Matt Rodrigues executes an elbow drop on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with a European uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues grinds Brummbar's face across the cage.
Matt Rodrigues uses an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with an uppercut.
Matt Rodrigues executes an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues tries to get out of the door.
Matt Rodrigues is halfway through the ring.
Brummbar pulls him back in.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the ropes, but Brummbar reverses it.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues uses an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits a low blow on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with an elbow drop.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a German suplex.
Brummbar tries to get out of the door.
Brummbar is halfway through the ring.
Matt Rodrigues pulls him back in.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Brummbar whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Brummbar misses with a clothesline.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a shoulderblock.
Matt Rodrigues tries to get out of the door.
Matt Rodrigues is halfway through the ring.
Brummbar pulls him back in.
Matt Rodrigues executes an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with an elbow drop.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues executes a low blow on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits the cross-face chicken wing on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a headbutt, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with a punch to the head.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a spinebuster.
Matt Rodrigues hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brummbar.
The crowd is behind Matt Rodrigues all the way.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the turnbuckle, but Brummbar reverses it.
Brummbar runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a spinebuster.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a German suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues hits a fist to the midsection on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
The chants for Matt Rodrigues are deafening.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a European uppercut, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brummbar punches Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues.
The chants for Brummbar are deafening.
Matt Rodrigues chops Brummbar.
Brummbar chops Matt Rodrigues.
The chants for Brummbar are deafening.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes, but Matt Rodrigues reverses it.
Brummbar executes the Blitzkrieg on Matt Rodrigues.
The crowd is behind Brummbar all the way.
Brummbar goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Brummbar whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Brummbar uses a spinebuster on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a headbutt.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the turnbuckle.
Matt Rodrigues charges into the corner.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brummbar.
The crowd is behind Matt Rodrigues all the way.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the STF, but Brummbar counters it with a small package.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brummbar punches Matt Rodrigues.
The crowd is behind Brummbar all the way.
Brummbar kicks Matt Rodrigues.
The chants for Brummbar are deafening.
Matt Rodrigues kicks Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues kicks Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a DDT.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a DDT, but Brummbar counters it with a backdrop.
Brummbar tries to get out of the door.
Brummbar is halfway through the ring.
Brummbar is three quarters across the ring.
Brummbar is at the door.
Brummbar is on the way out.
Matt Rodrigues pulls him back in.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues kicks Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues kicks Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues punches Brummbar.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a headbutt.
Matt Rodrigues grinds Brummbar's face across the cage.
Matt Rodrigues uses an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues tries to get out of the door.
Matt Rodrigues is halfway through the ring.
Brummbar pulls him back in.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the ropes.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with an elbow.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Brummbar rakes Matt Rodrigues' face across the cage.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with a punch.
Brummbar uses a shin kick into double-arm DDT on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar puts Matt Rodrigues in a grapevine.
Matt Rodrigues is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Matt Rodrigues reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brummbar tries to climb out of the cage.
Brummbar is on his way up.
Brummbar is at the top.
Brummbar is over the top.
Brummbar is on the way down.
Brummbar has escaped the cage.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brummbar.

The winner is Brummbar. Time of match: 0:11:03

[Alex]

The Sons of Bitches (Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge) vs. Gran Illinoisio and The Robots

They lock up.
Jordan Taylor throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes through the ropes.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Jordan Taylor reenters the ring.
GIANT 2000 follows him back in.
Jordan Taylor hits a Russian legsweep on GIANT 2000.
Jordan Taylor throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, GIANT 2000 reenters the ring.
Jordan Taylor nails GIANT 2000 with a forearm to the back.
Jordan Taylor chops GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 kicks Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor chops GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 hits Jordan Taylor.
GIANT 2000 punches Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor chops GIANT 2000.
There are lots of chants for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 hits Jordan Taylor with a clothesline.
Jordan Taylor falls out of the ring.
GIANT 2000 goes through the ropes.
GIANT 2000 takes Jordan Taylor down with a power bomb.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
GIANT 2000 knocks Jordan Taylor into the ringsteps.
GIANT 2000 whips Jordan Taylor into the guardrail.
GIANT 2000 hits Jordan Taylor with a choke slam.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
Jordan Taylor is busted wide open.
GIANT 2000 knocks Jordan Taylor into the ringsteps.
There are lots of chants for GIANT 2000.
Wrestlebot 3000 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Wrestlebot 3000 nails Jordan Taylor with a bodyslam.
GIANT 2000 goes for a powerbomb, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor whips GIANT 2000 into the guardrail.
Jordan Taylor uses a running power bomb on GIANT 2000.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
Jordan Taylor goes for a faceslam, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 throws Jordan Taylor back into the ring.
GIANT 2000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 hits Jordan Taylor with a shoulderblock.
GIANT 2000 hits a headbutt on Jordan Taylor.
GIANT 2000 throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
GIANT 2000 goes through the ropes.
The crowd is really behind GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 uses a choke slam on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
GIANT 2000 reenters the ring.
Jordan Taylor follows him back in.
GIANT 2000 hits Jordan Taylor with a choke slam.
GIANT 2000 has the crowd going wild.
GIANT 2000 hits a choke slam on Jordan Taylor.
GIANT 2000 tags out to Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes a full nelson faceslam on Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits a headbutt on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
Wrestlebot 3000 knocks Jordan Taylor into the ringpost.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the guardrail.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
Wrestlebot 3000 knocks Jordan Taylor into the ringsteps.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 4.
Wrestlebot 3000 reenters the ring.
Jordan Taylor follows him back in.
Wrestlebot 3000 chops Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor punches Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 chops Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is really behind Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor punches Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor uses a series of punches on Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor has the crowd going wild.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a faceslam.
Jordan Taylor uses a top-rope legdrop on Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor has the crowd going wild.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jordan Taylor goes for a running power bomb, but Wrestlebot 3000
counters it with a backdrop.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the turnbuckle.
Wrestlebot 3000 runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Wrestlebot 3000 tags out to Gran Illinoisio.
Gran Illinoisio runs into the ropes.
Gran Illinoisio uses a flying clothesline on Jordan Taylor.
Gran Illinoisio throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
Gran Illinoisio goes through the ropes.
Gran Illinoisio knocks Jordan Taylor into the ringsteps.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Gran Illinoisio knocks Jordan Taylor into the ringsteps.
Gran Illinoisio whips Jordan Taylor into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jordan Taylor uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Gran Illinoisio.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
Jordan Taylor uses a diving elbow drop on Gran Illinoisio.
Jordan Taylor takes Gran Illinoisio down with a faceslam.
Jordan Taylor nails Gran Illinoisio with a Russian legsweep.
Jordan Taylor hits Gran Illinoisio with a reverse DDT.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
Jordan Taylor uses neck scissors on Gran Illinoisio.
Jordan Taylor reenters the ring.
Gran Illinoisio follows him back in.
Gran Illinoisio brings the table into the ring.
Jordan Taylor takes Gran Illinoisio down with a gutwrench powerbomb.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jordan Taylor hits Gran Illinoisio with the Emerald Frosion.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Jordan Taylor whips Gran Illinoisio into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor goes for a superkick, but Gran Illinoisio counters it with
a legsweep.
Gran Illinoisio tags out to GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 and Gran Illinoisio whip Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
They hit Jordan Taylor with a double kick to the midsection.
Gran Illinoisio leaves the ring.
GIANT 2000 places Jordan Taylor on the turnbuckle.
GIANT 2000 goes for a powerbomb off the top rope, but Jordan Taylor
counters it with a piledriver off the top rope.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jordan Taylor hits neck scissors on GIANT 2000.
Jordan Taylor gives him a Russian legsweep, but GIANT 2000 only stares at him.
Jordan Taylor hits a forearm to the back on GIANT 2000.
Jordan Taylor gives him neck scissors, but GIANT 2000 doesn't even care.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor misses with an elbow.
GIANT 2000 misses with an elbow.
Jordan Taylor hits GIANT 2000 with an elbow.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jordan Taylor hits a gutwrench powerbomb on GIANT 2000.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Jordan Taylor tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge and Jordan Taylor whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double kick to the midsection.
Jordan Taylor leaves the ring.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a drop toe hold.
Rusty Cooledge hits a knee to midsection on GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
There are lots of chants for Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge chops GIANT 2000.
The crowd is really behind Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes, but Rusty Cooledge reverses it.
GIANT 2000 hits Rusty Cooledge with an elbow.
GIANT 2000 is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
GIANT 2000 goes for a headbutt, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Rusty Cooledge sets up the chair.
Rusty Cooledge takes GIANT 2000 down with a drop toe hold onto the chair.
GIANT 2000 gets a choke hold on Rusty Cooledge.
"Blind" Jon Bois warns GIANT 2000 to let go.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
GIANT 2000 hits the Baba chop on Rusty Cooledge.
Gran Illinoisio enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jordan Taylor enters the ring and lays out Gran Illinoisio.
Jordan Taylor hits GIANT 2000 with a superkick.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a cobra clutch, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 and Gran Illinoisio whip Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
They hit Rusty Cooledge with a double fist to the midsection.
Jordan Taylor leaves the ring.
GIANT 2000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a knee to midsection, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 kicks Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
The crowd is really behind Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
There are lots of chants for Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge runs into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a shoulderblock.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the turnbuckle.
Rusty Cooledge attempts to place GIANT 2000 on the turnbuckle, but GIANT 2000
blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline from the top rope.
The crowd is really behind Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
The crowd is really behind GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 uses the Baba chop on Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the turnbuckle.
GIANT 2000 locks Rusty Cooledge in a bearhug.
Rusty Cooledge tries to escape the hold.
Rusty Cooledge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
GIANT 2000 hits a powerbomb on Rusty Cooledge.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
GIANT 2000 nails Rusty Cooledge with the Baba chop.
GIANT 2000 tags out to Gran Illinoisio.
Gran Illinoisio and GIANT 2000 whip Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
They hit Rusty Cooledge with a double kick to the midsection.
GIANT 2000 leaves the ring.
Gran Illinoisio whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Gran Illinoisio hits Rusty Cooledge with an elbow.
Gran Illinoisio takes Rusty Cooledge down with a flying clothesline.
Numerous fans are using Gran Illinoisio for target practice.
Gran Illinoisio whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes, but Rusty Cooledge
reverses it.
Rusty Cooledge hits Gran Illinoisio with a kick.
Rusty Cooledge takes Gran Illinoisio down with a clothesline from the top rope.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rusty Cooledge hits a moonsault on Gran Illinoisio.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a fisherman suplex, but Gran Illinoisio blocks it.
Gran Illinoisio whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Gran Illinoisio hits Rusty Cooledge with an elbow.
Gran Illinoisio sets up Rusty Cooledge on the table.
Gran Illinoisio executes the 450 moonsault senton through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Gran Illinoisio is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jordan Taylor enters the ring and throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jordan Taylor goes for a reverse DDT, but Gran Illinoisio counters it with
a facerake.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring and throws Gran Illinoisio out of the ring.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double kick to the midsection.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor hits a series of punches on GIANT 2000.
Jordan Taylor tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge hits a chop on GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 hits Rusty Cooledge with a shoulderblock.
GIANT 2000 catches Rusty Cooledge in a bearhug.
GIANT 2000 lets go after 13 seconds.
GIANT 2000 goes for a power bomb, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge takes GIANT 2000 down with a drop toe hold.
Rusty Cooledge executes a knee to midsection on GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge has the crowd going wild.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 misses with an elbow.
GIANT 2000 hits Rusty Cooledge with a clothesline.
GIANT 2000 goes for a power bomb, but Rusty Cooledge counters it with
a small package.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rusty Cooledge throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Rusty Cooledge goes through the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the guardrail.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a knee to midsection, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 reenters the ring.
Rusty Cooledge follows him back in.
GIANT 2000 hits a headbutt on Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 kicks Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
GIANT 2000 hits Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 chops Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is cheering on GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge has the crowd going wild.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge gets a cobra clutch on GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
GIANT 2000 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline from the top rope.
The chants for Rusty Cooledge are deafening.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a stomp.
Rusty Cooledge uses a knee to midsection on GIANT 2000.
Jordan Taylor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge and Jordan Taylor whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double fist to the midsection.
Jordan Taylor leaves the ring.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 misses with an elbow.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a kick.
GIANT 2000 sits up.
Rusty Cooledge takes GIANT 2000 down with a chop.
Rusty Cooledge attempts to place GIANT 2000 on the turnbuckle, but GIANT 2000
blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge gets a cobra clutch on GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rusty Cooledge lets go after 15 seconds.
Rusty Cooledge runs into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a shoulderblock.
Rusty Cooledge places GIANT 2000 on the turnbuckle.
Rusty Cooledge takes GIANT 2000 down with a top-rope DDT.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge punches GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge executes the Rusty Hinge on GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, Wrestlebot 3000 doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are The Sons of Bitches. Time of match: 0:16:09


They lock up.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a fisherman suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
"Blind" Jon Bois removes the chair from the ring.
Rusty Cooledge executes a fisherman suplex on GIANT 2000.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Rusty Cooledge uses a knee to midsection on GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but GIANT 2000 throws him off.
Rusty Cooledge runs into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 misses with a clothesline.
GIANT 2000 locks Rusty Cooledge in a bearhug.
Rusty Cooledge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
GIANT 2000 executes the Baba chop on Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 catches Rusty Cooledge in a choke hold.
"Blind" Jon Bois warns GIANT 2000 to let go.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
GIANT 2000 executes a big boot on Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 hits Rusty Cooledge with the Baba chop.
GIANT 2000 goes for a headbutt, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the turnbuckle.
Rusty Cooledge charges into the corner.
Rusty Cooledge chops GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 hits Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 chops Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is really behind GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge kicks GIANT 2000.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge punches GIANT 2000.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a cobra clutch, but GIANT 2000 counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
GIANT 2000 punches Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge chops GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge punches GIANT 2000.
The crowd is giving Rusty Cooledge a standing ovation.
GIANT 2000 punches Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is really behind GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000.
The crowd is giving Rusty Cooledge a standing ovation.
GIANT 2000 chops Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 punches Rusty Cooledge.
The crowd is cheering on GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 goes for a power bomb, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge takes GIANT 2000 down with a drop toe hold.
Jordan Taylor is bleeding like a faucet.
Rusty Cooledge throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Rusty Cooledge goes through the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but GIANT 2000 throws him off.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
GIANT 2000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the guardrail.
GIANT 2000 uses a choke slam on Rusty Cooledge.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
GIANT 2000 nails Rusty Cooledge with a big boot.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
GIANT 2000 goes for a choke slam, but Rusty Cooledge counters it with
an elbowsmash.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 4.
Rusty Cooledge hits GIANT 2000 with a stomp.
Rusty Cooledge throws GIANT 2000 back into the ring.
Jordan Taylor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge and Jordan Taylor whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double kick to the midsection.
Wrestlebot 3000 enters the ring and throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
GIANT 2000 and Wrestlebot 3000 whip Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
They hit Rusty Cooledge with a double kick to the midsection.
Wrestlebot 3000 leaves the ring.
GIANT 2000 executes a big boot on Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 goes for a headbutt, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge whips GIANT 2000 into the turnbuckle.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double elbowsmash.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes for a faceslam, but GIANT 2000 blocks it.
GIANT 2000 tags out to Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring and throws GIANT 2000 out of the ring.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge whip Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Wrestlebot 3000 with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits a chop on Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 kicks Jordan Taylor.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 nails Jordan Taylor with a spear.
Wrestlebot 3000 uses a forearm smash on Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor is bleeding like hell.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a clothesline.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jordan Taylor goes for a running power bomb, but Wrestlebot 3000
counters it with a backdrop.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring and lays out GIANT 2000.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes for a superkick, but Wrestlebot 3000 ducks out of the way.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a bodyslam, but Jordan Taylor counters it with
a small package.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Jordan Taylor complains about a slow count.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring and lays out GIANT 2000.
The crowd erupts.
Rusty Cooledge uses a DDT on Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor executes a diving elbow drop on Wrestlebot 3000.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Wrestlebot 3000
counters it with a backdrop.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits a splash from the second rope on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 and GIANT 2000 hit Jordan Taylor with the Blue Screen of Death.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for the pin.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, Rusty Cooledge makes the save.
Jordan Taylor whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 takes Jordan Taylor down with a spear.
Wrestlebot 3000 uses a jawbreaker on Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jordan Taylor
reenters the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 kicks Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 chops Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits a high knee on Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 catches Jordan Taylor in a Canadian backbreaker.
Jordan Taylor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 misses with a kick.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a kick.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor misses with a shoulderblock.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a shoulderblock.
Jordan Taylor executes neck scissors on Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor chops Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor kicks Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jordan Taylor kicks Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor goes for a forearm to the back, but Wrestlebot 3000
side-steps and Jordan Taylor only hits air.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Wrestlebot 3000 and GIANT 2000 whip Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
They hit Jordan Taylor with a double kick to the midsection.
GIANT 2000 leaves the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes, but Jordan Taylor
reverses it.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a dropkick to the knee.
Jordan Taylor tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Jordan Taylor takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a superkick.
Rusty Cooledge locks Wrestlebot 3000 in a cobra clutch.
Wrestlebot 3000 tries to escape the hold.
Wrestlebot 3000 breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Jordan Taylor leaves the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 uses a jawbreaker on Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes a full nelson faceslam on Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Rusty Cooledge with a full nelson faceslam.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a bodyslam, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a choke against the ropes, but Wrestlebot 3000
blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a bodyslam, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge uses a chop on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a cobra clutch, but Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 uses a high knee on Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a high knee, but Rusty Cooledge ducks out of the way.
Rusty Cooledge hits a clothesline from the top rope on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rusty Cooledge executes a drop toe hold on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a DDT.
The crowd erupts.
Rusty Cooledge hits a stomp on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Jordan Taylor.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Rusty Cooledge sets up the chair.
Rusty Cooledge hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a DDT onto the chair.
The crowd erupts.
Jordan Taylor nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a top-rope legdrop.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge whip Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
They hit Wrestlebot 3000 with a double fist to the midsection.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor misses with a shoulderblock.
Jordan Taylor uses neck scissors on Wrestlebot 3000.
"Blind" Jon Bois removes the chair from the ring.
Jordan Taylor hits a superkick on Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jordan Taylor gives him a Russian legsweep, but Wrestlebot 3000 doesn't budge.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes the 100101001101 on Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, Rusty Cooledge makes the save.
Jordan Taylor kicks Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor kicks Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jordan Taylor chops Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor kicks Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor has the crowd going wild.
Wrestlebot 3000 kicks Jordan Taylor.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor with a chop.
Wrestlebot 3000 runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor goes for a superkick, but Wrestlebot 3000 ducks out of the way.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes a full nelson faceslam on Jordan Taylor.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 tags out to GIANT 2000.
GIANT 2000 and Wrestlebot 3000 hit Jordan Taylor with a double headbutt.
Wrestlebot 3000 leaves the ring.
GIANT 2000 gets a bearhug on Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jordan Taylor is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jordan Taylor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
GIANT 2000 tags out to Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a bodyslam, but Jordan Taylor counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 punches Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits Jordan Taylor.
The crowd is cheering on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor gives him a superkick, but Wrestlebot 3000 doesn't budge.
Jordan Taylor hits the Jordo Driver 29.
The crowd is behind Jordan Taylor all the way.
He goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, Professor Erich von Scheivberg distracts
"Blind" Jon Bois.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a forearm to the back.
Jordan Taylor executes the DDTaga on Wrestlebot 3000.
Jordan Taylor goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Professor Erich von Scheivberg enters the ring and hits Jordan Taylor with the
COBALT manual.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jordan Taylor is out cold.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a splash from the second rope, but Jordan Taylor
gets his knees up.
Jordan Taylor takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a series of punches.
Jordan Taylor tags out to Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a clothesline from the top rope, but
Professor Erich von Scheivberg shoves him off the turnbuckle.
GIANT 2000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
GIANT 2000 goes for a powerbomb, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
GIANT 2000 rolls out of the ring.
Rusty Cooledge gets a cobra clutch on Wrestlebot 3000.
There is no referee there to ask Wrestlebot 3000.
"Blind" Jon Bois is back on the job.
Wrestlebot 3000 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rusty Cooledge places Wrestlebot 3000 on the turnbuckle.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a top-rope DDT, but Wrestlebot 3000
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 misses with a clothesline.
Rusty Cooledge executes a knee to midsection on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge throws Wrestlebot 3000 out of the ring.
Rusty Cooledge goes through the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a stomp.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Rusty Cooledge whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the guardrail.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
Rusty Cooledge nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a chop.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 3.
Rusty Cooledge throws Wrestlebot 3000 back into the ring.
Rusty Cooledge throws Wrestlebot 3000 out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Wrestlebot 3000
reenters the ring.
Rusty Cooledge whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes, but Wrestlebot 3000
reverses it.
Wrestlebot 3000 misses with a kick.
Rusty Cooledge executes a knee to midsection on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge uses a clothesline from the top rope on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge hits a drop toe hold on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rusty Cooledge takes Wrestlebot 3000 down with a fisherman suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rusty Cooledge nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a stomp.
Rusty Cooledge whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge executes a drop toe hold on Wrestlebot 3000.
Wrestlebot 3000 sits up.
Rusty Cooledge whips Wrestlebot 3000 into the turnbuckle, but Wrestlebot 3000
reverses it.
Wrestlebot 3000 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rusty Cooledge
moves out of the way.
Rusty Cooledge hits Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge chops Wrestlebot 3000.
The crowd is giving Rusty Cooledge a standing ovation.
Wrestlebot 3000 punches Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 chops Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 punches Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 puts Rusty Cooledge in a Canadian backbreaker.
Rusty Cooledge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Jordan Taylor is bleeding like a faucet.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes the 100101001101 on Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winners are The Robots and Gran Illinoisio. Time of match: 0:32:53


They lock up.
Wrestlebot 3000 whips Rusty Cooledge into the ropes, but Rusty Cooledge
reverses it.
Rusty Cooledge misses with a clothesline.
Rusty Cooledge nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a drop toe hold.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a choke against the ropes, but Wrestlebot 3000
blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes a chop on Rusty Cooledge.
Jordan Taylor is bleeding profusely.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a headbutt, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge places Wrestlebot 3000 on the turnbuckle.
Rusty Cooledge gives him a top-rope DDT, but Wrestlebot 3000 doesn't budge.
Rusty Cooledge nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a knee to midsection.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a choke against the ropes, but Wrestlebot 3000
blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 hits a forearm smash on Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 gets a Canadian backbreaker on Rusty Cooledge.
Rusty Cooledge is struggling to reach the ropes.
Wrestlebot 3000 lets go after 12 seconds.
Wrestlebot 3000 kicks Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 chops Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Wrestlebot 3000 executes a full nelson faceslam on Rusty Cooledge.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but Rusty Cooledge blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge executes a chop on Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a cobra clutch, but Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
Wrestlebot 3000 goes for a punch, but Rusty Cooledge reverses it.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Rusty Cooledge sets up the chair.
Rusty Cooledge nails Wrestlebot 3000 with a drop toe hold onto the chair.
Rusty Cooledge tags out to Jordan Taylor.
Rusty Cooledge gives him a DDT, but Wrestlebot 3000 only stares at him.
Jordan Taylor hits Wrestlebot 3000 with a top-rope legdrop.
The chants for Jordan Taylor are deafening.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes for a faceslam, but Wrestlebot 3000 blocks it.
"Blind" Jon Bois removes the chair from the ring.
Wrestlebot 3000 tags out to GIANT 2000.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring and lays out Wrestlebot 3000.
Rusty Cooledge goes for a DDT, but GIANT 2000 throws him off.
Rusty Cooledge rolls out of the ring.
GIANT 2000 hits a headbutt on Jordan Taylor.
GIANT 2000 runs into the ropes.
GIANT 2000 hits Jordan Taylor with a kick.
GIANT 2000 attempts to place Jordan Taylor on the turnbuckle, but Jordan Taylor
blocks it.
GIANT 2000 executes a choke slam on Jordan Taylor.
GIANT 2000 is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
GIANT 2000 hits the Baba chop on Jordan Taylor.
GIANT 2000 goes for a choke hold, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge whip GIANT 2000 into the ropes.
They hit GIANT 2000 with a double kick to the midsection.
Rusty Cooledge leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes for a Russian legsweep, but GIANT 2000 counters it with
an elbowsmash.
GIANT 2000 whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor hits GIANT 2000 with a clothesline.
GIANT 2000 falls out of the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes through the ropes.
Jordan Taylor knocks GIANT 2000 into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind Jordan Taylor all the way.
Jordan Taylor whips GIANT 2000 into the guardrail.
Jordan Taylor goes for a kneebreaker, but GIANT 2000 counters it with
an elbowsmash.
GIANT 2000 uses a boot to the face on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
GIANT 2000 reenters the ring.
Jordan Taylor follows him back in.
Wrestlebot 3000 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rusty Cooledge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
GIANT 2000 and Wrestlebot 3000 hit Jordan Taylor with a double headbutt.
GIANT 2000 and Wrestlebot 3000 whip Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jordan Taylor with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Wrestlebot 3000 leaves the ring.
Jordan Taylor executes a reverse DDT on GIANT 2000.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jordan Taylor is bleeding like hell.
Jordan Taylor puts GIANT 2000 in the La Magistral.
GIANT 2000 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Jordan Taylor executes the DDTaga on GIANT 2000.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Jordan Taylor a standing ovation.

The winners are The Sons of Bitches. Time of match: 0:37:41

[Alex]

Bill Hanstock vs. Max Kafka

They lock up.
Bill Hanstock goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Max Kafka
side-steps and Bill Hanstock only hits air.
Max Kafka is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, shoulder up.
Max Kafka hits an eye poke on Bill Hanstock.
Max Kafka goes for a running neckbreaker drop, but Bill Hanstock blocks it.
Bill Hanstock goes for a fisherman suplex, but Max Kafka counters it with
a small package.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Max Kafka runs into the ropes.
Bill Hanstock hits Max Kafka with OW MY KNEE.
Bill Hanstock executes the OW MY OTHER KNEE on Max Kafka.
Max Kafka is struggling to reach the ropes.
Max Kafka tries to escape the hold.
Max Kafka is struggling to reach the ropes.
Max Kafka is writhing in pain.
"Blind" Jon Bois asks Max Kafka if he's had enough.
Max Kafka shakes his head.
"Blind" Jon Bois asks Max Kafka if he should stop the fight.
Max Kafka doesn't respond.
"Blind" Jon Bois stops the fight after 27 seconds.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bill Hanstock.

The winner is Bill Hanstock. Time of match: 0:01:28

[Alex]

Brandon Stroud vs. James Voorhees for the vacant Boink World Championship


They lock up.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with an STO.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes, but James Voorhees
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with an elbow.
Brandon Stroud is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud leaves the ring.
He returns with a rope.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the rope.
James Voorhees is busted wide open.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with an elbow.
James Voorhees goes for a heart punch, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a bridging back suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud places James Voorhees on the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud uses a series of boot scrapes in the corner on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud whips him with a rope.
Brandon Stroud takes James Voorhees down with a high knee.
Brandon Stroud goes for a high knee, but James Voorhees ducks out of the way.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with running butt splash.
A fan at ringside badmouths James Voorhees.
James Voorhees places Brandon Stroud on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-back superplex.
A fan at ringside badmouths James Voorhees.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with an armdrag takedown.
James Voorhees executes a clothesline to the back of the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees is handed a steel chair.
James Voorhees hits him with the steel chair.
A fan at ringside badmouths James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud is busted wide open.
James Voorhees executes high angle german suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees goes for the Machete Driver, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a boot to the face.
James Voorhees is handed a strand of barbed wire.
James Voorhees hits him with the strand of barbed wire.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees slashes him with a strand of barbed wire.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud grabs the strand of barbed wire from him.
Brandon Stroud goes for a kick to the thigh, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a clothesline to the back of the head.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a punch.
James Voorhees hits a bodyslam on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is handed a steel chair.
James Voorhees hits him with the steel chair.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees hits him with the steel chair.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud follows him back in.
Brandon Stroud brings the the steel chair into the ring.
James Voorhees hits a belly-to-back suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees goes for a spinning power bomb, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a belly-to-back suplex.
In turn, James Voorhees counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Voorhees hits him with a steel chair.
James Voorhees gives him an armdrag takedown, but Brandon Stroud doesn't budge.
The Sons of Bitches come to ringside.
Brandon Stroud executes a Northern Lights suplex on James Voorhees.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud runs shoulder-first into the corner, but James Voorhees lifts his
knee.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud.
A fan at ringside badmouths James Voorhees.
James Voorhees hits a double underhook suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees takes a swing at Brandon Stroud with the steel chair, but he
gets out of the way.
Brandon Stroud snatches the steel chair from him.
Brandon Stroud hits him with the steel chair.
James Voorhees is bleeding like hell.
Brandon Stroud gives him an elbow to the head, but James Voorhees
only stares at him.
Brandon Stroud catches James Voorhees in an anklelock.
James Voorhees is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud leaves the ring.
He returns with broken glass.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at James Voorhees with the glass, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the glass from him.
James Voorhees takes a swing at Brandon Stroud with the glass, but he
gets out of the way.
Brandon Stroud snatches the glass from him.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at James Voorhees with the glass, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the glass from him.
James Voorhees hits him with the glass.
James Voorhees is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a boot to the face.
James Voorhees gives him a bodyslam, but Brandon Stroud doesn't even care.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a dropkick from the second rope.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Voorhees gives him a kick to the midsection, but Brandon Stroud
doesn't even care.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a bridging back suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees gives him a double underhook suplex, but Brandon Stroud
doesn't even care.
James Voorhees is bleeding profusely.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a clothesline to the back of the head.
James Voorhees goes for an armdrag takedown, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a backslide.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud goes for a knee kick, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a backdrop suplex.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a kick to the midsection.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees executes a backdrop suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees executes a kick to the head on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees charges into the corner.
James Voorhees goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with a legsweep.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Brandon Stroud uses a back elbow on James Voorhees.
The crowd is really behind Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
Brandon Stroud executes a double-axhandle chop on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud hits a T-Bone Suplex on James Voorhees.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits running butt splash on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Voorhees hits a back suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees uses a dropkick from the second rope on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees further incites the crowd.
James Voorhees places Brandon Stroud on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-back superplex.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a punch.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud punches James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud chops James Voorhees.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with high angle german suplex.
James Voorhees hits a backdrop suplex on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees goes for a punch, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a roundhouse right.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a kick to the thigh.
Brandon Stroud gives him a gutwrench suplex, but James Voorhees
doesn't even care.
Brandon Stroud is handed a cheese grater.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at James Voorhees with the cheese grater, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the cheese grater from him.
James Voorhees takes a swing at Brandon Stroud with the cheese grater, but he
gets out of the way.
Brandon Stroud snatches the cheese grater from him.
Brandon Stroud takes a swing at James Voorhees with the cheese grater, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the cheese grater from him.
James Voorhees hits him with the cheese grater.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a headbutt.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the guardrail.
James Voorhees goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brandon Stroud
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Brandon Stroud goes for the belly to back suplex, but James Voorhees blocks it.
Brandon Stroud whips James Voorhees into the guardrail.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees back into the ring.
Brandon Stroud puts James Voorhees in an armbar submission.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees out of the ring.
Brandon Stroud jumps onto him with a plancha.
Brandon Stroud knocks James Voorhees into the ringpost.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Stroud goes for the belly to back suplex, but James Voorhees blocks it.
Brandon Stroud throws James Voorhees back into the ring.
Brandon Stroud brings the table into the ring.
James Voorhees gives the sign for the Machete Driver.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Stroud.
Numerous fans are using James Voorhees for target practice.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-back suplex.
James Voorhees goes for an STO, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud gives him an elbow to the head, but James Voorhees
doesn't even care.
Brandon Stroud sets up James Voorhees on the table.
Brandon Stroud tries to drive James Voorhees through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a German suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Voorhees goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud goes for a half-nelson suplex, but James Voorhees
ducks out of the way.
James Voorhees chops Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with a belly-to-back suplex.
James Voorhees hits a spinning power bomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
James Voorhees uses a Western lariat on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Stroud with a flying elbowdrop.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Voorhees executes a dropkick from the second rope on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with an armdrag takedown.
James Voorhees executes a backdrop on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Stroud down with a boot to the face.
James Voorhees goes for a splash, but Brandon Stroud rolls out of the way.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Brandon Stroud hits a knee kick on James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud goes for a gutwrench suplex, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Rusty Cooledge pulls down the top rope.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees knocks Brandon Stroud into the ringpost.
James Voorhees executes a punch on Brandon Stroud.
James Voorhees is handed a frying pan.
James Voorhees hits him with the frying pan.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Stroud back into the ring.
James Voorhees goes for an STO, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud goes for a jab, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for a bearhug slam, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud sets up James Voorhees on the table.
Brandon Stroud executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The chants for Brandon Stroud are deafening.
Brandon Stroud catches James Voorhees in an anklelock.
James Voorhees is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Brandon Stroud goes for a punch, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Stroud with the torture rack drop.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Stroud.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Brandon Stroud punches James Voorhees.
Brandon Stroud kicks James Voorhees.
The crowd is behind Brandon Stroud all the way.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees.
The chants for Brandon Stroud are deafening.
Brandon Stroud nails James Voorhees with a punch to the face.
Brandon Stroud is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud catches James Voorhees in an anklelock.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud hits James Voorhees with a lariat.
The crowd is behind Brandon Stroud all the way.
Brandon Stroud gives the sign for the belly to back suplex.
Brandon Stroud executes the belly to back suplex on James Voorhees.
The crowd is behind Brandon Stroud all the way.
Brandon Stroud goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Brandon Stroud all the way.

The winner is Brandon Stroud. Time of match: 0:16:20

[B]

Hahah yesss, I turned face by busting you open with a ROPE

THE BOYHOOD DREAM++

[Alex]

Results of October to Rocktober:

BEGGAR made Phil MV submit to the Panhandler in 0:18:25.
Rating: -*****

Brandon Kayala pinned Chris Ollis after a double-arm DDT in 0:07:40.
Rating: *** 1/2

The BeeJ pinned GS Stevens with the BeeJeezy Heezy in 0:11:55. The BeeJ
suffered a neck injury. He will be out for approximately 11 cards.
Rating: **** 1/4

[Last Chance Match]: Cage Match:
Brummbar defeated Matt Rodrigues by escaping the cage in 0:11:04.
Rating: ****

Handicap-Two-out-of-three-Falls Match\
The Sons of Bitches (Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge) beat
The Robots and Gran Illinoisio 2 falls to 1:
x Rusty beat GIANT 2000 via the Rusty Hinge in 0:16:09
x Wrestlebot 3000 beat Rusty via the 100101001101 in 0:32:53
x J. Taylor beat GIANT 2000 via the DDTaga in 0:37:41
Rating: ***

Bill Hanstock made Max Kafka submit to the OW MY OTHER KNEE in 0:01:28.
Rating: DUD

No-Countout-No-DQ-Match for the vacant Boink World Title:
Brandon Stroud pinned James Voorhees with the belly to back suplex in 0:16:20.
Rating: ****
(Brandon Stroud won the Boink World Title.)

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

congrats ya shit~

Our match had me on the edge of my seat, no joke. Finally pinning someone with my finisher was a very nice change of pace. sOb for life.

One request though. I never want to do another drop toe hold or cobra clutch.

One of these days I'll think out a list of moves, but for now, please, never again.

[First-Tiger]

The Kafka-Hanstock match was good comedy.

Grabbing a shard of broken glass from someone seems like more trouble than it's worth.

[Greg]

/sits in locker room, cell phone in one hand, ice pack pressed to the back of the head in another.
/dials in text message, reads what he dials outloud.

Beej, hope you like Jell-O. Jerk.

/sends message.
/starts another one.

Hey Hanstock, I know you're all busy being a pussy and all, but I was wondering if you would like to step away from your little gay orgy and meet me in the ring for a little chat. And I know you like having your bitches around, but what I have to tell you is pretty personal, so how about we do it in a steel cage, just you and me? I'll see you there.

/sends message

The texting bill will be well worth it.

[beggar]

BEGGAR made Phil MV submit to the Panhandler in 0:18:25.
Rating: -*****

INSTANT CLASSIC