Progressive Boink

[Alex]

Matt Rodrigues vs. Brummbar in a falls-count-anywhere Chicago Street Fight

They lock up.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with the cross-face chicken wing.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with a German suplex.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a go-behind.
Matt Rodrigues hits a German suplex on Brummbar.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a headbutt, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with an elbow.
Matt Rodrigues hits a low blow on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues chops Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Brummbar punches Matt Rodrigues.
A small "Brummbar" chant is being started.
Matt Rodrigues punches Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues chops Brummbar.
Brummbar kicks Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues punches Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Brummbar chops Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a DDT.
Matt Rodrigues gives him a DDT, but Brummbar doesn't even care.
Brummbar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with a German suplex.
The crowd is really behind Brummbar.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brummbar runs into the ropes.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with an elbow.
Brummbar goes for a German suplex, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a backward kick.
Matt Rodrigues throws Brummbar out of the ring.
Matt Rodrigues goes through the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brummbar goes for a German suplex, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Matt Rodrigues reenters the ring.
Brummbar follows him back in.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Brummbar blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with a German suplex.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar uses high angle german suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Matt Rodrigues kicks Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Brummbar punches Matt Rodrigues.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar chops Matt Rodrigues.
The crowd is really behind Brummbar.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a spinebuster.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with a German suplex.
Matt Rodrigues bumps into "Blind" Jon Bois.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
a go-behind.
"Blind" Jon Bois is back on the job.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with a German suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues nails Brummbar with the cross-face chicken wing.
Matt Rodrigues gives him a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Brummbar
doesn't even care.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues uses a fist to the midsection on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues hits an uppercut on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Matt Rodrigues is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a European uppercut, but Brummbar blocks it.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with a punch to the head.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a German suplex.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues counters it with
an elbow to the head.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues hits Brummbar with a kick.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a headbutt, but Brummbar blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues gives him a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Brummbar
doesn't even care.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with a German suplex.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with a low blow.
Matt Rodrigues goes for a DDT, but Brummbar throws him off.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with a punch to the head.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with a spinebuster.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar executes a spinebuster on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar runs into the ropes.
Matt Rodrigues executes a fist to the midsection on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues uses an elbow drop on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues runs into the ropes.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with a punch to the head.
Brummbar uses a shin kick into double-arm DDT on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar whips Matt Rodrigues into the ropes.
Brummbar executes a spinebuster on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar hits a German suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brummbar uses a German suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Matt Rodrigues begs off.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Brummbar takes Matt Rodrigues down with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brummbar runs into the ropes.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with a kick.
Brummbar hits a German suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar nails Matt Rodrigues with high angle german suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brummbar goes for high angle german suplex, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with a low blow.
Matt Rodrigues whips Brummbar into the ropes.
Brummbar hits Matt Rodrigues with an elbow.
Brummbar throws Matt Rodrigues out of the ring.
Brummbar goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brummbar throws Matt Rodrigues over the guardrail.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with a low blow.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Brummbar executes a German suplex on Matt Rodrigues.
Brummbar is handed the sledgehammer.
Brummbar hits him with the sledgehammer.
There are lots of chants for Brummbar.
Brummbar goes for a punch to the head, but Matt Rodrigues blocks it.
Matt Rodrigues flings Brummbar over a row of chairs.
Matt Rodrigues further incites the crowd.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with an uppercut.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Matt Rodrigues executes a fist to the midsection on Brummbar.
Matt Rodrigues is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Matt Rodrigues complains about a slow count.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with an uppercut.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Matt Rodrigues takes Brummbar down with a fist to the midsection.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Matt Rodrigues puts Brummbar in the STF.
Brummbar is close to escaping the hold.
Brummbar is struggling to get out of the hold.
Matt Rodrigues lets go after 25 seconds.
Matt Rodrigues executes the Link to the Mat on Brummbar on the concrete floor.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Matt Rodrigues goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.

The winner is Matt Rodrigues. Time of match: 0:11:48

[Alex]

James Voorhees vs. Brandon Kayala in a Progressive Boink World Championship Tournament Semi-Final

They lock up.
James Voorhees uses a belly-to-back suplex on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees goes for a back suplex, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Brandon Kayala goes for a kick to the midsection, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brandon Kayala
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Brandon Kayala executes a bulldog on James Voorhees.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Kayala out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees is handed a trash can.
James Voorhees hits him with the trash can.
The crowd is starting to get behind James Voorhees.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 2.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the guardrail.
Brandon Kayala is busted wide open.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Kayala back into the ring.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the ropes.
James Voorhees goes for a kick to the head, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a clothesline.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the ropes, but Brandon Kayala
reverses it.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with an elbow.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Kayala with a backdrop suplex.
James Voorhees is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees executes a clothesline from the top rope on Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is really behind James Voorhees.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Kayala down with running butt splash.
James Voorhees executes a dropkick from the second rope on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Kayala down with a dropkick from the second rope.
James Voorhees hits a clothesline to the back of the head on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees throws Brandon Kayala out of the ring.
James Voorhees goes through the ropes.
James Voorhees is handed a rope.
James Voorhees hits him with the rope.
James Voorhees has the crowd going wild.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Kayala hits a chop on James Voorhees.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
Brandon Kayala reenters the ring.
James Voorhees follows him back in.
Brandon Kayala uses a punch on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Brandon Kayala runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Brandon Kayala gives him a bulldog, but James Voorhees only stares at him.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala locks James Voorhees in a sleeperhold.
James Voorhees breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Kayala with a dropkick from the second rope.
"Blind" Jon Bois removes the chair from the ring.
James Voorhees uses a boot to the face on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala misses with a kick.
James Voorhees misses with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees executes a punch on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees attempts to place Brandon Kayala on the turnbuckle, but
Brandon Kayala blocks it.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees with an elbow.
James Voorhees sits up.
James Voorhees has the crowd going wild.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Kayala nails James Voorhees with a punch to the face.
Brandon Kayala hits a flying kneedrop on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Kayala hits a backbreaker on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala goes for a kneedrop, but James Voorhees rolls out of the way.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala uses a chop on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala kicks James Voorhees.
The crowd is really behind Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees has the crowd going wild.
James Voorhees punches Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Kayala catches James Voorhees in a chokehold.
"Blind" Jon Bois warns Brandon Kayala to let go.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four, five.
"Blind" Jon Bois warns Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Brandon Kayala sets up the chair.
Brandon Kayala goes for a DDT, but James Voorhees throws him off.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a shoulderblock.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a kick.
James Voorhees hits a splash on Brandon Kayala.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
James Voorhees attempts to place Brandon Kayala on the turnbuckle, but
Brandon Kayala blocks it.
James Voorhees hits the torture rack drop on Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is behind James Voorhees all the way.
James Voorhees uses a belly-to-back suplex on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees whips Brandon Kayala into the ropes, but Brandon Kayala
reverses it.
James Voorhees misses with a clothesline.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a kick.
James Voorhees places Brandon Kayala on the turnbuckle.
James Voorhees executes a powerbomb off the top rope on Brandon Kayala.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
"Blind" Jon Bois removes the chair from the ring.
James Voorhees attempts to place Brandon Kayala on the turnbuckle, but
Brandon Kayala blocks it.
James Voorhees goes for a bearhug slam, but Brandon Kayala blocks it.
Brandon Kayala executes a double-arm DDT on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala has the crowd going wild.
Brandon Kayala hits a double arm DDT on James Voorhees.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Kayala is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Kayala puts James Voorhees in a chokehold.
"Blind" Jon Bois warns Brandon Kayala to let go.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three, four.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Kayala.
The chants for James Voorhees are deafening.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees with a DDT.
Brandon Kayala runs into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees with a clothesline.
James Voorhees falls out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
James Voorhees reenters the ring.
Brandon Kayala hits a flying kneedrop on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a bodyslam.
James Voorhees goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brandon Kayala
counters it with a bulldog.
Brandon Kayala gives him a punch to the head, but James Voorhees only stares at
him.
James Voorhees uses the torture rack drop on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with running butt splash.
The chants for James Voorhees are deafening.
James Voorhees uses a heart punch on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees takes Brandon Kayala down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The chants for James Voorhees are deafening.
James Voorhees leaves the ring.
He returns with broken glass.
James Voorhees takes a swing at Brandon Kayala with the glass, but he
gets out of the way.
Brandon Kayala snatches the glass from him.
Brandon Kayala takes a swing at James Voorhees with the glass, but he
gets out of the way.
James Voorhees snatches the glass from him.
James Voorhees takes a swing at Brandon Kayala with the glass, but he
gets out of the way.
Brandon Kayala snatches the glass from him.
Brandon Kayala hits him with the glass.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is giving Brandon Kayala a standing ovation.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Kayala goes for a chokehold, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala.
The chants for James Voorhees are deafening.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Kayala.
The chants for James Voorhees are deafening.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Kayala chops James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
James Voorhees executes running butt splash on Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with an STO.
James Voorhees nails Brandon Kayala with a kick to the midsection.
James Voorhees uses a bearhug slam on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees runs into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala uses a punch to the head on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Brandon Kayala sets up the chair.
Brandon Kayala goes for a double-arm DDT, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala punches James Voorhees.
The crowd is giving Brandon Kayala a standing ovation.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Kayala.
The crowd is giving James Voorhees a standing ovation.
James Voorhees kicks Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala kicks James Voorhees.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Kayala catches James Voorhees in a sleeperhold.
James Voorhees tries to escape the hold.
James Voorhees reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
"Blind" Jon Bois removes the chair from the ring.
Brandon Kayala chops James Voorhees.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brandon Kayala chops James Voorhees.
The crowd erupts.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees with a punch.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala kicks James Voorhees.
The crowd is giving Brandon Kayala a standing ovation.
Brandon Kayala chops James Voorhees.
The crowd is giving Brandon Kayala a standing ovation.
Brandon Kayala nails James Voorhees with a punch to the head.
James Voorhees sits up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Kayala hits an elbowsmash on James Voorhees.
Brandon Kayala nails James Voorhees with a double-arm DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brandon Kayala.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the ropes.
Brandon Kayala misses with an elbow.
Brandon Kayala hits James Voorhees with an elbow.
Brandon Kayala is bleeding profusely.
Brandon Kayala gives him a sleeperhold, but James Voorhees doesn't even care.
Brandon Kayala goes for a double-arm DDT, but James Voorhees blocks it.
James Voorhees slashes him with broken glass.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a spinning power bomb.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, shoulder up.
James Voorhees goes for high angle german suplex, but Brandon Kayala
counters it with a go-behind.
Brandon Kayala leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Brandon Kayala takes the chair.
Brandon Kayala takes James Voorhees down with a back suplex with the chair.
Brandon Kayala whips James Voorhees into the ropes, but James Voorhees
reverses it.
James Voorhees hits Brandon Kayala with a backdrop.
James Voorhees goes for a back suplex, but Brandon Kayala counters it with
a bulldog.
Brandon Kayala gives him a kneedrop, but James Voorhees doesn't budge.
Brandon Kayala throws James Voorhees out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, James Voorhees
reenters the ring.
Brandon Kayala runs into the ropes.
James Voorhees uses a punch on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees executes a belly-to-back suplex on Brandon Kayala.
James Voorhees gives the sign for the Machete Driver.
James Voorhees executes the Machete Driver on Brandon Kayala.
The crowd erupts.
James Voorhees goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is James Voorhees. Time of match: 0:14:11

[Alex]

Brandon Stroud vs. Jordan Taylor in the other Progressive Boink World Championship Tournament Semi-Final

They lock up.
Jordan Taylor goes for the Emerald Frosion, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
an inside cradle.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud hits a kick to the midsection on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud whips Jordan Taylor into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud goes for an armbar submission, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle.
Jordan Taylor charges into the corner.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud misses with a clothesline.
Brandon Stroud goes for an armbar submission, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
The Sons of Bitches come to ringside.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with a shoulderblock.
Brandon Stroud takes Jordan Taylor down with a lariat.
Brandon Stroud is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with a T-Bone Suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud goes for an achilles tendon hold, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor goes for a superkick, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a legsweep.
Brandon Stroud throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, Jordan Taylor reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a shoulderblock.
Jordan Taylor uses a Russian legsweep on Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud nails Jordan Taylor with a knee to midsection.
Brandon Stroud uses a T-Bone Suplex on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud goes for a bridging back suplex, but Jordan Taylor
counters it with a go-behind.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a superkick.
Jordan Taylor is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jordan Taylor goes for the Emerald Frosion, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a small package.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud throws Jordan Taylor out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, Jordan Taylor reenters the ring.
Brandon Stroud whips Jordan Taylor into the turnbuckle, but Jordan Taylor
reverses it.
Jordan Taylor nails Brandon Stroud with a gutwrench powerbomb.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a Russian legsweep.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor misses with an elbow.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a shoulderblock.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a faceslam.
Jordan Taylor hits a running power bomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Jordan Taylor complains about a slow count.
Jordan Taylor nails Brandon Stroud with a series of punches.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a running power bomb.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jordan Taylor executes a series of punches on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is cheering on Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a clothesline.
Jordan Taylor executes a top-rope legdrop on Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor nails Brandon Stroud with a superkick.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a kick.
Jordan Taylor goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud runs into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor goes for the DDTaga, but Brandon Stroud counters it with
a throw-off.
Brandon Stroud nails Jordan Taylor with a half-nelson suplex.
Brandon Stroud goes for a double underhook suplex, but Jordan Taylor
counters it with a backdrop.
Jordan Taylor executes a faceslam on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is cheering on Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud misses with a kick.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a kick.
Jordan Taylor nails Brandon Stroud with a superkick.
The crowd is cheering on Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor goes for a half Boston, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud executes a chop to the throat on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud hits a bridging back suplex on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud uses a punch on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud uses a punch on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud goes for a double underhook power bomb, but Jordan Taylor
counters it with a backdrop.
Brandon Stroud goes for a bridging back suplex, but Jordan Taylor
counters it with a headlock takedown.
Jordan Taylor goes for a superkick, but Brandon Stroud ducks out of the way.
Brandon Stroud hits a punch on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor misses with a clothesline.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with an elbow.
Brandon Stroud attempts to place Jordan Taylor on the turnbuckle, but
Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Brandon Stroud kicks Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud uses a clothesline on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud takes Jordan Taylor down with a clothesline.
Brandon Stroud puts Jordan Taylor in a double armbar submission.
Jordan Taylor is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jordan Taylor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brandon Stroud hits a Northern Lights suplex on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with a punch.
Brandon Stroud executes a knee to midsection on Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud goes for a lariat, but Jordan Taylor counters it with a hiptoss.
Jordan Taylor is going for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Brandon Stroud goes for a punch, but Jordan Taylor counters it with
an armbreaker.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud executes a T-Bone Suplex on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with a kick to the thigh.
Brandon Stroud kicks Jordan Taylor.
A fan at ringside badmouths Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud chops Jordan Taylor.
A fan at ringside badmouths Brandon Stroud.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud takes Jordan Taylor down with a back elbow.
Brandon Stroud takes Jordan Taylor down with a jab.
Brandon Stroud goes for a double armbar submission, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Brandon Stroud goes for a knee to midsection, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor goes for a faceslam, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud chops Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud further incites the crowd.
Brandon Stroud punches Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Jordan Taylor kicks Brandon Stroud.
There are lots of chants for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor chops Brandon Stroud.
There are lots of chants for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor chops Brandon Stroud.
There are lots of chants for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor takes Brandon Stroud down with a Russian legsweep.
There are lots of chants for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor uses the Emerald Frosion on Brandon Stroud.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jordan Taylor nails Brandon Stroud with a forearm to the back.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle.
Jordan Taylor charges into the corner.
Jordan Taylor hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Brandon Stroud uses a gutwrench suplex on Jordan Taylor.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, kickout.
Brandon Stroud whips Jordan Taylor into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a shoulderblock.
Jordan Taylor goes for a half Boston, but Brandon Stroud blocks it.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with a headlock takedown.
Brandon Stroud whips Jordan Taylor into the turnbuckle.
Brandon Stroud runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor with a bridging back suplex.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brandon Stroud complains about a slow count.
Brandon Stroud nails Jordan Taylor with a double underhook power bomb.
Brandon Stroud goes for a kick to the thigh, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is really behind Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor kicks Brandon Stroud.
There are lots of chants for Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud kicks Jordan Taylor.
Brandon Stroud further incites the crowd.
Brandon Stroud punches Jordan Taylor.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Brandon Stroud chops Jordan Taylor.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Brandon Stroud.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, kickout.
Jordan Taylor throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Brandon Stroud
reenters the ring.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes, but Brandon Stroud
reverses it.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a kick.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the turnbuckle.
Jordan Taylor hits a kneebreaker on Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor whips Brandon Stroud into the ropes.
Jordan Taylor catches Brandon Stroud totally by surprise.
The chants for Jordan Taylor are deafening.
Jordan Taylor executes the DDTaga on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is giving Jordan Taylor a standing ovation.
Jordan Taylor goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jordan Taylor uses a Russian legsweep on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud takes Jordan Taylor down with a punch.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Brandon Stroud hits Jordan Taylor.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor uses a superkick on Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor takes Brandon Stroud down with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jordan Taylor.
Jordan Taylor executes a forearm to the back on Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor runs into the ropes.
Brandon Stroud goes for a punch, but Jordan Taylor blocks it.
Jordan Taylor throws Brandon Stroud out of the ring.
Jordan Taylor goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brandon Stroud nails Jordan Taylor with a high knee.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: 1.
James Voorhees attacks Brandon Stroud from behind.
"Blind" Jon Bois disqualifies Jordan Taylor.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Brandon Stroud. Time of match: 0:14:24

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Well, I may have one of the worst win/loss records already, but the Sons of Bitches made their mark tonight.

[First-Tiger]

Emerald Frosion sounds like some sort of smoothie. Also, I don't know much about wrestling, but I guess summon attacks must be illegal.

[Hanstock]

The ring is filling up with garbage.
James Voorhees stomps on Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge run to the ring from the dressing room.
Jordan Taylor and Rusty Cooledge help James Voorhees attack Brandon Stroud.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Rusty Cooledge is holding Brandon Stroud.
Jordan Taylor hits Brandon Stroud with a forearm.
Jordan Taylor gives Brandon Stroud the DDTaga.
Bill Hanstock slowly makes his way down to the ring from the dressing room.
Bill Hanstock is being booed out of the building.
Rusty Cooledge is standing on Brandon Stroud's back and flexing.
Rusty Cooledge is being booed out of the building.
Bill Hanstock takes the microphone from the ring announcer.
Bill Hanstock addresses the crowd.

Yeah, that's right, boo me! Boo me all you want! You want to cheer for this washed-up loser? You want to cheer for The American Crab? That's fine! That's just fine with me! Cheer him all you want! The fact of the matter is that what you're cheering for, and wishing for, it's JUST. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.

You see, at the next WCPBFWL event, "October to Rocktober", Mister "Large" James Voorhees here is going to take your precious Brandon Stroud, he is going to Machete Driver him into oblivion, and then ONE, TWO, THREE, he is taking that World Title AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. You fat, lazy, balding, worthless good-for-nothings will have to cry in your beers, then go home to your fat, lazy, balding, worthless good-for-nothing wives and your dead-end jobs at the box factory, and you'll realize that all of that energy and love and support you put behind your hero, it's JUST. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.

I have come to lead this group of misfits to the upper echelon of the WCPBFWL. Whether you like it or not, we are the new saviors of professional wrestling, and we are going to put this League on the map. Be afraid, because there is a new regime in town.

We are THE SONS OF BITCHES, and we are going to take what is ours! Everyone else in the locker room, WATCH YOUR BACKS.

Bill Hanstock, Rusty Cooledge, James Voorhees and Jordan Taylor continue to beat down Brandon Stroud.
Bill Hanstock is whipping Brandon Stroud with his belt.
Brandon Stroud is busted wide open.
Broadcast ends with The Sons of Bitches standing triumphant in the ring.
The Sons of Bitches are being booed out of the building.

[Alex]

Results of Neither is Nascar:

The BeeJ pinned Phil MV with the BeeJeezy Heezy in 0:11:22.
Rating: -*****

Chris Ollis pinned Gran Illinoisio with the Five Store Frogsplash in 0:11:07.
Rating: **** 1/4

Max Kafka pinned Rusty Cooledge with the Thanatopsis in 0:14:33.
Rating: ****

Ladder Match:
GS Stevens defeated Robert Bashley in 0:11:40.
Rating: *** 3/4

[Chicago Street Fight]: Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Matt Rodrigues pinned Brummbar with the Link to the Mat in 0:11:48.
Rating: *** 1/4

[P-Boi World Championship Tournament Semi Final]:
James Voorhees pinned Brandon Kayala with the Machete Driver in 0:14:11.
Rating: *** 1/2

[P-Boi World Championship Tournament Semi-Final]:
Brandon Stroud defeated Jordan Taylor by disqualification in 0:14:24.
Rating: *** 1/2

What a show! The BeeJ has arrived, and he looks incredibly dangerous. Whoever his next opponent is, they had better make sure they have their health insurance information handy, because with this win, The Beej sends a simple message of three words to all of his opponents: SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!

Chris Ollis impresses all of us in his debut as well!

Meanwhile, Max Kafka wins his second match in a row! When asked how he intends to celebrate his win, the English Major replied that he hopes to "take his laptop to Starbucks and write an essay examining the cognitive dissonance of sympathetic protagonists in Hemingway". Amazing! Rusty Cooledge could not be reached for comment at this time, but no doubt vows to secure a victory in his next match-up.

GS Stevens and Robert Bashley put on an excellent display of sportsmanship, and GS Stevens is sure to enjoy his five dollar prize. I guess tonight, GS stands for "Great Savings!"

Matt Rodrigues made good on his word to put Brummbar away with the Link to the Mat, but don't sell Brummbar short! This was a brutal back-and-forth matchup, and I'm sure the bad blood between these two is far from over.

And the final match-up for the P-Boi World Championship is set! "Large" James Voorhees was able to prevail against the wild brawling style of Brandon Kayala, while the match between Brandon Stroud and Jordan Taylor ended in controversial chaos!

They are the Sons of Bitches, and they have made their presence known! Savagely beating the American Crab after the match, newcomer Bill Hanstock, Rusty Cooledge, and Jordan Taylor hope to secure the title for their leader James Voorhees by taking Brandon Stroud right out of the match. Stroud has vowed to compete at Wrestling Event, but one has to wonder if he will be 100% for what may be the biggest match of his career!

Wrestling Event is nearly upon us! Re-branded as "October to Rocktober" by the Sons of Bitches, apparently! Featuring the debut of BEGGAR! the crowning of the first EVER P-Boi World Champion! And so much MORE! Make any challenges or match requests now, card details to follow SOON! And as always, if you want in on the action, it is never too late to sign up in the other thread!

[Jordo]

Rusty and I formally challenge any of you rejects to a tag team match, IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

*Smirks with arms folded behind Jordo"

[Great Apollo]

Rusty and I formally challenge any of you rejects to a tag team match, IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS.

Bring it on.

[phil5329]

I think with my second straight 5 star classic I have earned the right to make a run in attempt during the main event beat down only to be taken out and quickly discarded. That would be my dream.

[Hanstock]

Those are negative five stars you mook.

[phil5329]

Oh. Shit.

I really suck.

[Greg]

/writes a note on a scrap of paper, reading what he writes aloud

To BeeJ,

Congrats, you have managed to hospitalize the Eugene of WCPBFWL. No doubt. after a display like that, you'll become one of WCPBFWL's homegrown stars. Do you sense the sarcasm in my penmanship? Frankly, while you're beating up little ninnies, I'm pulling off classic matches. I think it's time you were shown what WCPBFWL is all about. I'll see you in the ring at October to Rocktober.

/walks to bulletin board, sticks note to the board with Mick Foley-brand thumbtack.
/See's postor for The Sons of Bitches with all four members doing various poses.
/Smirks.
/Draws a disembodied penis on poster so that it looks like Hanstock is giving said penis oral pleasure.
/Leaves.

[Hanstock]

Oh now you've done it, GS. Now you've fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.

WATCH YOUR BACK.

[B]

Jordan Taylor executes the DDTaga on Brandon Stroud.
The crowd is giving Jordan Taylor a standing ovation.
Jordan Taylor goes for the pin.
"Blind" Jon Bois counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Hey kid, nice finishing move. Next time you hit me with it I'll do what I did this time: stand up and punch you in the face.

Voorhees, I have been engaged in deep preparation for our match. I've got the pitchfork and your mother's sweater. You don't have a chance.

[Jim]

Oh, I'm sorry. I drank 97 beers and had to take a light nap. Do I have a match coming up or something?

American Crab, I'm gonna crack you open and dip your flesh in melted butter. Then I will eat you. Like a real crab.

[beggar]

BEGGAR is currently hitching a ride to wherever the event is, just thinking about how he is going to work over his opponent. Also, BEGGAR is thinking about if he will find anything to eat for dinner tonight.

It's alright, he fights better starved.

[A Link to the Matt]

I've put away Brumbar twice, and now I want to finish it for good. Hot Rod and Brumbar "October to Rocktober" IN A STEEL CAGE!

[Folby]

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