Makar
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"Get ready to meet your
Makar!"
Male
Forest Haven, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/26/2004 |
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| Makar's
Interests |
| General
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Practicing
arias in my private hut under the waterfall. I'm like Ryu, from Street Fighter! |
| Music
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Darling
Violetta, Bond, Yo-Yo Ma, and anything U2 did on their "The Great Joshua Tree"
album. |
| Movies
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Forbidden
Forest Gump |
| Television
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"7th
Haven" is my favorite show. I love the Cambium family! |
| Books
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"The
Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein, and "I Decide Where the Red Fern Grows"
by Wilson Rawls. |
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| Makar's
Details |
| Status: |
Not yet seeded, and the
tournament has already begun :( |
| Here
for: |
Getting into mischief and
being rescued. |
| Orientation: |
Korok (of Ages) |
| Sign: |
I float by with Aries |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
Only I can prevent forest
fires / No |
| Children: |
I'm going to pistal whip
the next person who asks me this. |
| Occupation: |
Melody makar |
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Makar is in your extended network
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| Makar's Latest Blog
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| The Great Deku Tree tells me that we Koroks
live for only one purpose: to spread the seeds he creates across the sea to grow
many forests to inhabit the land. But deep down in his heartwood he knows that I've
got greater goals and won't be satisfied trying to lug a bucket of his cum across the
ocean. Either way I've got a bad feeling this is going to end up with me covered
in dirt and having somebody compare me melodramatically to a child. ( Add Comment ) How
do you get a viola section to play spiccato? Write a whole note with
"solo" above it.
( Add Comment
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| Makar's
Blurbs |
About me:
Every year it's my ambition and responsibility to lead the Koroks in song for the sacred
ceremony of praise to the Great Deku tree. We praise him because his seeds are
responsible for the growth of plant life all across Hyrule, and because he looks like a
great big version of Creed's album cover for "Withered." Maybe there are
spiders and bats and shit living inside of Scott Stapp, and that's why he sings like that.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet a tiny, gourd-like woman with lettuce on her face who enjoys music,
long floats on the beach, and being suddenly eaten by hideous, evil flowers. What,
you don't like that? HERE IS THE WORLD'S TINIEST CELLO PLAYING FOR YOU |
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Oct 25, 2025 06:00 PM
*lifts baton*
Now go make me a sandwich. |
Old Man
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October 22, 2025 5:05 AM
Digdogger likes certain kind of sound. |
Digdogger
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October 22, 2025 5:04 AM Hey! This sounds pretty good! |
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