Zelda
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"Nobody
has ever measured, not even poets, how much the Heart
Container can hold."
Female
Hyrule Castle, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Zelda's
Interests |
| General
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Dream
interpretation, playing dress-up, sending boys out on
missions to find my stuff |
| Music
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"Wisdom
Lost" by O.L.D. |
| Movies
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A
Little Princess, Victor/Victoria, The Rescuers
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| Television
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Full
House, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Step By Step,
Dinosaurs, & other shows that only air on Fridays. |
| Books
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The
Great Gatsby |
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| Zelda's
Details |
| Status: |
Monarchy |
| Here
for: |
Using
the royal internet connection to convey a little of my
true self to my kingdom |
| Orientation: |
Straight...
never mind the fact that I'm starting to hate men because
they sure seem to like having me around so much that they
feel the need to frigging kidnap me all the time. |
| Sign: |
Libra |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ On occasion |
| Children: |
I'll
eventually have to produce an heir... hopefully male,
so I can choose a more creative name than "Zelda."
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| Occupation: |
Princess
of Hyrule |
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Zelda is in your extended network
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| Zelda's
Latest Blog Entries |
I put a new...
or, in reality, old picture of me up in my profile. I always
liked this one because people say I looked like Madeline Kahn.
You know, if she was about to slap you in the face.
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I've been drinking lately... I hate to admit it, but it gets
really boring around the castle when I'm not being kidnapped
or having to hide out as a homoerotic, harp-playing ninja
boy. Unfortunately, when my father almost caught me one time,
I magically broke my secret brandy vial into 8 pieces and
hid them around the kingdom. Now I'll have to ask the Triforce
of Wisdom to come up with a good excuse for why Link is going
to be staggering into the castle at 3 in the morning, shouting
at the top of his lungs about how he's collected my stuff
and come to save me. ( Add
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Ew, I hope Link doesn't get turned on by my heavy breathing
when I'm meeting him in disguise, but come on. It's really
hard to breathe right when my boobs are wrapped up and tucked
in like that.
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| Zelda's
Blurbs |
About me:
Being the Princess of Hyrule isn't completely glamorous.
As the king's daughter, I am also his most trusted ally,
and let me tell you. Knowing all my dad's secrets is
really great, especially when all sorts of crazy looking
monsters approach me to ask about them!
I know, you couldn't cut through that sarcasm with
a Master Sword. ::rolls eyes::
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who will answer my telepathic pleas for help and
not just dismiss it as something they ate or the fact
that it's two in the morning. Evil wizards just happen
to pick inconvenient times to kidnap me, ok? |
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comments |
Digdogger
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Oct 24, 2025 1:06 AM
Um, you DO know I work for Ganon, right? I mean,
if you WANT to hide the Triforce piece in that
room I'm guarding, that's fine. no one will be
able to get in unless, you know, they kill me.
And I'm sure Ganon isn't going to want to give
a lump sum to my estate. But I'm just saying...
you might want to find a better hiding spot for
your shit. |
Link
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Oct 26, 2025 3:12 AM
I have something for you...
http://www.wellexcusemeprincess.com
lol |
Ganondorf
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Oct 26, 2025 7:06 PM
And you wonder why I keep asking what you see
in this guy... |
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