Digdogger
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"I'm like a living
emoticon! (: "
Male-ish
Dungeon 5, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Digdogger's
Interests |
| General
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Living
in a large, green, tiled room where statues shoot fireballs at me all day. |
| Music
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My least
favorite song ever is "Patience" by Guns N' Roses! |
| Movies
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I dug Digger, dog. |
| Television
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Queer
Eye in the Middle of a Big Orange Sawblade for the Straight Guy. |
| Books
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"The
Cat Who Blew the Whistle" by Lilian Jackson Braun. WAIT NO |
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| Digdogger's
Details |
| Status: |
Single; then slightly
smaller but still single. |
| Here
for: |
Bouncing around aimlessly
to kill whoever enters my room. |
| Orientation: |
I don't have reproductive
organs, but I feel small whenever the construction workers whistle at me while I'm walking
to work, so I'll say straight. |
| Sign: |
The big sun in the middle. |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No / No |
| Children: |
I have four disobedient
children, and making them stand in the corner doesn't seem to be making me any less
burned. |
| Occupation: |
Level boss. |
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| TODAY LINK STOPPED BY, AND OH MAN 
I AM THE MOST DEADLY OF ALL DUNGEON BOSSES! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT ME! I
WILL RUN THE RIVERS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ANYONE WHO HOPES TO OPEN THE DOOR DIRECTLY ABOVE
ME/TO MY LEFT OR RIGHT DEPENDING ON WHICH DIRECTION YOU ARE FACING. TOMORROW BEGINS
THE HARVEST OF INNOCENTS, AS I ( Add Comment )
You know what?
I'm too big to fit through either of those doors. How am I supposed to enjoy a
social life? I'm like a living embodiment of the bouncing ball from that shitty
snake game that comes with a lot of computers, only I look like a big ass pumpkin pie.
Hey Link, secret power is said to be in the arrow. Put one right between my
eye. ( Add
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| Digdogger's
Blurbs |
About me:
I am a large, orange sea urchin who is invincible to your sword, arrow, or bomb attacks
until you discover my deep, dark secret. Or if your shoes squeak when you walk into
the room. I keep my big orange peeled for trespassers, and attack with my deadly
BUMPING INTO YOU MURDER KILL. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I look like what would be left on the pavement if somebody dropped Dodongo from a tall
building. I prefer circular, largely silent creatures who don't ask questions.
Emit a shrill, high-pitched cry and I'll be up for a threesome! |
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Friends Comments |
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comments |
Old Man
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Oct 18, 2025 11:25 PM
Digdogger hates certain kind of sound.
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Link
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Oct 14, 2025 08:30 PM
Yeah man, you're pretty tough. Way tougher than the monsters in those adjacent
rooms. One is filled with salsa-dancing mummies and the other is filled with hopping
bunny heads bigger than me. It's like a freaking Salvador Dali nightmare in your
dungeon.I think you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I mean, there's this other
dungeon guarded by WHOOPS JUST KIDDING STABBED YOU DEATH
 Haha, you retard.
Link hates certain kind of you. |
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