Fish Man
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"You'd
better believe it, small fry!"
Male
Great Sea, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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Fish Man (Requires Bait) |
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| Fish
Man's Interests |
| General
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Painting's
my main passion, small fry, but I'm also a fan of jumping
around close to islands & helping out seafaring folk
who have lost their way. And between you and me, fry,
I have a few fetishes. |
| Music
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Great
Big Sea, The Sea and Cake |
| Movies
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Deep
Blue Sea, Ocean's Eleven, and Super Size Me, with that
guy who always asks for large fry. |
| Television
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SeaQuest
LOZ, Futurama STARRING FRY |
| Books
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The
DaVinci Code |
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| Fish
Man's Details |
| Status: |
Married |
| Here
for: |
Drawing
up maps in exchange for food and/or an innocent game of
SHOOT ME IN THE BACK WITH ARROWS... but only if you're
in the mood. No pressure, fry. |
| Orientation: |
I
go home and make sweet love to my Fish Woman every night.
Or whenever you're nowhere near an island. So take your
time sailing, fry. |
| Sign: |
Pisces |
| Smoke
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No
/ Yes |
| Children: |
Someday
I hope to have a whole school of small fries. With my
Fish Woman, I mean. Let's not talk about the arrow thing
in front of her, fry. |
| Occupation: |
Topographer
and art school teacher... to a school of fish. A SCHOOL
OF FISH! Come on, that's comedy gold, fry! |
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| Fish
Man 's Latest Blog Entries |
Listen up, small
fry! This is just between you and me, but I'm a bit of a masochist.
I'm telling you, fry. I've developed a bit of a fetish involving
letting people shoot me in the back with arrows. It just feels
so good! Gets the kinks right out of my back. I'd even be
willing to pay people with the best aim some decent rupees.
Don't judge me, fry. I'm only half human.
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I'll tell you, small fry. Humans get worked up over the weirdest
things. I just happened to mention that I've heard rumors
about some golden Triumph Forks hidden at the bottom of the
ocean somewhere, and their eyes light up with wonder, fry!
To be honest, I don't know what's so special about these Triumph
Forks. Humans must really like straightening their hair. And
to do it triumphantly... WELL! ( Add
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| Fish
Man's Blurbs |
About me:
I'm a half man, half fish... but don't go confusing me
with those Zoras, small fry! Zoras are actually Men Fish,
you see. Mostly man, with gills. I'm mostly fish with
a nose, fry. And besides, I didn't think that Evan Marriott
guy was very attractive at all. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I'm just here to help out, fry. But don't think about
adding me to your friends list unless you're going to
throw me some food first. It's only fair, fry. |
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Man's Friends Comments |
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Oct 6, 2025 8:12 AM
Dude, you know I'm like, 8 heads taller than you...
right? |
Ruto
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Oct 18, 2025 6:34 AM
"I don't know how to tell you this... just
don't be mad. I fed your wife to Lord Jabu-Jabu
so I could walk around in his belly. It's sort
of a hobby of mine... now if I could only GET
OUT OF HERE! Send help, please!"
- Princess Ruto
P.S. Don't tell my father.
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Mega
Man
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Jul 2, 20XX 12:19 PM
Hey, it's been a while. I just wanted to say thanks
for helping out with my second adventure. I don't
know if the guys at headquarters showed you the
pic yet, but I made sure they gave you some props,
buddy.
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