Old Man
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"10th enemy has the
bomb."
Male
A bunch of caves, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Old Man's
Interests |
| General
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To play
money making game, to give away my stuff, to hide under a bushel (NO!), to randomly charge
for the door repair, to hang out in dungeons and give away the secrets |
| Music
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Mostly
classical. BECAUSE I AM OLD MAN. |
| Movies
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Mostly
black and white matinees. BECAUSE I AM OLD MAN. |
| Television
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Full
House. BECAUSE I LIKE THE OLSEN TWINS. |
| Books
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The Old
Man And The Eastmost Penninsula |
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| Old Man's
Details |
| Status: |
Hermit |
| Here
for: |
It's a secret to everybody.
WAIT THAT NOT MY LINE. |
| Orientation: |
Hey ladies, master using it
and you can have this. |
| Sign: |
Virgo |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No / Yes |
| Children: |
Lost custody. Show this to
the old woman. |
| Occupation: |
Part-time gambling
coordinator |
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Old Man is in your extended network
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| Old Man 's Latest Blog
Entries |
| Does not understand why people enjoy Old Man
attack. Have did setting up system of security with fire shooting, yet people still try
Old Man attack. This hurts Old Man's feelings. Wants to know the secret. After all the
secret I reveal, is only right. ( Add Comment ) Many
wonder how Old Man shows up in many caves in Hyrule. You see cave where Old Man says
"Take any road you want." Well, Old Man takes any road he wants. Needs not
stairs. Needs only mind. And hidden underground network of tunnels. Tunnels are the
secret. ( Add Comment )
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| Old Man's
Blurbs |
About me:
Am humble. Spectacle is an entrance to death. |
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who wants to "get the sword" from the Old Man on top of the waterfall.
Then leave your life or money. |
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| Old Man's Friends
Comments |
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comments |
Link
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Oct 17, 2025 9:23 AM
Bet I'd like to have more bombs, eh? You're on, old man! I see your 100 rupees.
Hey wait... I WOULD like to have more bombs.
Shit. You tricked me! |
Ken
Jennings
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Oct 18, 2025 7:00 PM
Let's play money making game. |
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