Ruto
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"Don't tell my father I
have a personal ad on the internet."
Female
Zora's Domain, HYRULE
Last Login:
10/18/2004 |
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| Ruto's
Interests |
| General
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Exploring
the digestive systems of the gods |
| Music
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The
Indigo-gos |
| Movies
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Being
John Malkofish |
| Television
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Trading
Deity Stomachs |
| Books
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"Their
Eyes Were Watching God from the Inside" by Zora Neale Hurston |
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| Ruto's
Details |
| Status: |
Single but impatiently
wanting to give away my flower I MEAN MY ZORA'S SAPPHIRE FIRST! Tee-hee, I slipped. |
| Here
for: |
Adventure, Romance |
| Orientation: |
Straight, but I'm open to
inter-species dating. I secretly long for a brave Hylian boy to sweep me off my feet &
launch me across the room. |
| Sign: |
Aquarius |
| Smoke
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I'm about to start if I
can't find another way out of Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly / No |
| Children: |
Someday... |
| Occupation: |
Princess of the Zoras |
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| Ruto's Latest Blog
Entries |
I think I found out why Lord Jabu-Jabu has
been acting so weird. He seems to have swallowed a bunch of electric jellyfish and what
appears to be an entire elevator system. The latter seems to be stuck in His gums, but I
don't think I'll tell Him. It provides easy access to His lower bowels, and although I
dread the though, I may get desperate if I don't find another way out of here!
P.S. Don't tell my father. ( Add Comment ) Help!
I was walking around in Lord Jabu-Jabu again, and now He won't open His mouth! He's being
really weird lately. Good thing I managed to find this computer with wireless internet
access He apparently swallowed!
P.S. Don't tell my father. ( Add Comment )
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| Ruto's
Blurbs |
About me:
I am the Princess of the Zoras, and while it is a life of perks, I often find myself being
lonely. I long for companionship, but the only one I can reach out to is Lord Jabu-Jabu.
They say it's easier to pray to Him the closer you are to Him, so what better way to
praise Lord Jabu-Jabu than from inside his mouth? |
Who I'd like to meet:
A dashing young hero who can GET ME OUT OF HERE OK LORD JABU-JABU, I KNOW YOU'RE GOD AND
ALL, BUT THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, OPEN YOUR YOU-DAMNED MOUTH!
P.S. Don't tell my father I used Your name in vain. |
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Lord Jabu-Jabu
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Oct 15, 2025 10:54 AM
GET IN MAH BELLY!-=JJ=- |
Bagu
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Oct 15, 2025 11:01 AM
AwWwWwWw sHiT FiShIe SmaLLz... u KnOw wUt TiMe iT iZ??/
GET IN MAH JELLY!!! |
Link
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October 15, 2025 1:24 PM
lol alright, I love this game!
GET IN MAH DELI! |
Fish Man
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October 15, 2025 5:52 PM 
GET IN MAH SMELLY! |
Lenzo
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October 15, 2025 9:31 PM 
GET IN MAH TELLY!
w00t double word score for the Austin Powers link |
Error
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October 15, 2025 11:11 PM 
I AM DO GET IN KELLY! |
Zelda
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October 16, 2025 12:15 AM 
GET IN MAH DELHI! |
Horsehead
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October 16, 2025 11:09 AM 
GET IN MAH SHELL-Y! |
Ganondorf
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October 16, 2025 11:13 AM 
GET IN MAH SHELLY! |
Ganondorf
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October 16, 2025 11:16 AM
fuck, beaten |
Dodongo
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October 17, 2025 3:56 PM
Dodongo dislikes word game. |
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