"In
my heart the Fyer's burning / Choose my colour, find a star"
Male
Lake Hylia, HYRULE
Last Login:
1/17/2007
Contacting
Fyer
Fyer's
Interests
General
Giant
cannons, shooting people into tourist traps out of giant
cannons, checking out other people's giant cannons, moping
in the middle of a lake when my giant cannon starts to get
lonely and empty, SORT OF LIKE MY LIFE
Music
Culture
Club
Movies
The
Lake House, Man on Fyer
Television
The closing credits of Absolutely Fabulous
Books
Clowns
and Cannons by William L. Slout
Fyer's
Details
Status:
Broken-hearted
on my knees
Here
for:
FANTASTICATION
Orientation:
See above
Sign:
Aries
Smoke
/ Drink:
Yes
/ Yes
Children:
Delicious
Occupation:
Facilitator of fantastication
Fyer is in your extended network
Fyer's
Latest Blog Entries
Friends...
won't add me...
even though...
the Internet's back...
Maybe no one knows...
Perhaps I should go...participate...in a HySpace whore train...
............
So...tired... ( Add Comment )
Hey...hey kid.
Want to experience the HEIGHT of excitement? The THRILL of launching to the heavens? The very PEAK
of flying fantastication?
It can be YOURS, fella! Why don't you come on over here and take a look around inside my dark house
in the middle of this quiet lake?
Trust me, kid...it'll feel like you're flyin'.
Falbi mentioned that he thinks tattoos are hot...but needles kind of
frighten me...
So I got a Bullet Bill drawn on the right sleeve
of every shirt I own...Since I'm practically a cartoon character,
every shirt I own is already the same style and color...so no
one will know the difference! It's like the opposite of those
corset piercings the girls get...I'm like bizarro avant garde.
( Add Comment )
Aren't I one-fifth of Captain Planet? How does Captain Planet work...Like Voltron?
Dibs on the torso...
( Add Comment )
Fyer's
Blurbs
About me:
Hurrrm... I'm too old for this...
I am the co-proprietor of Fyer and Falbi's Watershop Land of Fantastication... Whee.
Hurrrm...
While I'm a bigger fan than anybody of huge cannons, sometimes I can't
help but think my partner's half of the job would be more fulfilling.
I'm sure Falbi's up there right now, peacefully drawing pen sketches of Eli Wallach
and surrounded by cocks...Sigh...
Who I'd like to meet:
Oh...any tall, dark basketball player with a giant head who can
get three buckets in a row can get on Fyer...
