Agitha
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"Li'l
HySpace profile, li'l HySpace profile, I want to crawl on
your web and have tea with the spiders!"
Female
Castle Town, HYRULE
Last Login:
1/17/2007 |
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| Agitha's
Interests |
| General
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Writing
tea party invitations to golden insects.
On very tiny parchment.
Kinda makes it difficult to do cursive.
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| Music
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The
top 5 most played songs on my hyPod are:
5. Butterfly, by Weezer
4. Ugly Bug Ball, by Burl Ives
3. Bug City, by the Presidents of the United States of America
2. Bugs, by Pearl Jam
1. This Song Is About Insects You Guys, by the Beatles |
| Movies
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Naked
Lunch, Angels and Insects, Batman
Begi—
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| Television
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Poirot!
Yes I created this entire HySpace profile just to make that one joke.
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| Books
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The
Gold Bug, by Edgar Allen Invisible Floating Dead Guy |
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| Agitha's
Details |
| Status: |
Single.
I wonder if there's a partner for me somewhere. If I become part of a pair, I think I'll be able to share GREAT
happiness with you!
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| Here
for: |
Aurally
communicating entirely through giggles and the word "AWWWWWWW!" |
| Orientation: |
Insect
is best! |
| Sign: |
Scorpio |
| Smoke
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Don't
/ Don't / What do you do? |
| Children: |
Millions!
(adopted, else my dress would need to be a LOT longer)
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| Occupation: |
Princess
of the bug kingdom! |
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Agitha is in your extended network
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| Agitha's
Latest Blog Entries |
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Who's your friend? You're a li'l snail! Aren't you,
you li'l cutie?!
Li'l snail, li'l snail, just once I'd like to take a bath in that slime...
What's up with my creepy nursery rhymes? I don't know!
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Who's your friend? You're a li'l stag bettle! Aren't you,
you li'l cutie?!
Lil' stag beetle,
lil' stag bettle, your spiky pinchers are so sharp! They must
feel so good...
ON MY WRISTS
Oh, don't act so surprised that my bug-related cheerfulness is
just a front. Come on. Look at how I'm dressed. ( Add
Comment )
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| Agitha's
Blurbs |
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About me:
It's high time someone threw a grand ball for nature's
unlovables: bugs! I am Agitha, your hostess with
the leastest number of legs, and unfortunately,
it seems that some of my guests have lost their way to my
house.
I'm sorry,
did I say house? I meant Agitha's Castle! Of which
I am princess!
Strangely enough, it appears to be only one
of two actual castles in Castle Town
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bugs. Golden ones. Twenty-four of them. One for each Jack Bauer power
hour. I only mention that because it adds to the creepiness
when you imagine me yelling in his voice when you go to leave
without giving me all the bugs you found and I go I
KNOW YOU HAVE BUGS.
Now imagine a bunch of violins playing increasingly high-pitched
and backwards.
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| Agitha's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
Kiki
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Jan 17 2007 4:02 AM
Whoa lady, am I reading that correctly? I love rupees
more than anything! Do you suppose we could strike a deal if I
picked a bunch of fleas off my back for you?
I don't know how to tell if a flea is male or female. Guess
they'll just be bluish gold or pinkish gold when I pick them
up and let them hover in a circle right in front of me for five
seconds? |
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Jan 17 2007 1:49 PM
Your ability to shower me with happiness in large
quantities of rupees for a girl your age alarms me.
I can
only conclude that you have killed your parents,
claimed your inheritance, and turned your house into
Lord of the Flies.
They're stuffed and rotting in the closet, aren't
they? Here I thought that was the dung beetle
I smelled.
Nice work! Now give me your wallet. |
Kaz
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Jan 17 2007 7:19 PM
Hey, I'll give you a PS3 for 600 rupees and you
can have all the bugs you want! |
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