"Here's
my profile. It turns into a sponge when you put it in
water!"
Male?
Seriously I'm asking. I mean it looks like part of it could
be a big aquatic weiner, but it's hard to tell.
Water Temple, HYRULE
Last Login:
9/28/2006
Contacting
Morpha
Morpha's
Interests
General
Swimming
around in my luxorious indoor pool of myself; having
the longest I AM CHOKING YOU AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
FOR 30 SECONDS cut scene of all time.
Music
My
favorite album ever is "Like Swimming" by Morphine. It just
speaks to me.
Movies
The
Blob, Beware The Blob, The Blob Sits
And Waits For Days As You Figure Out How To Get Out Of The
Fucking Water Temple
Television
Morpha
Stewart Living
Books
"Morph
Monsters," by Janet Perry
Morpha's
Details
Status:
Liquidlike
plasma
Here
for:
Cooling you off! Yesss, that's it. Come closer.
Orientation:
Two
hydrogen atoms, one oxygen atom, dozens of pissed off at
you atoms and one submerged organ thing
Sign:
Aquarius
Smoke
/ Drink:
No
/ I suppose I could be
Children:
Must
wear a floatation device at all times while being strangled
by me.
Occupation:
Giant
Aquatic Amoeba
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Morpha's
Latest Blog Entries
Spent last
night drunk and alone after calling up Volgagia and asking if he
wanted to come over, put down a few and take a quick dip
in the me. But I got his voice mail. That's weird. He's usually
good about picking up, or at least getting back to me soon
thereafter. I hope he's okay. But more than that I hope he
didn't just decide to ditch me. I don't know if I'd be able
to handle that.
Eh, I guess there's no use crying over
spilled self. At least as far as the beers go, there was Morpha
me. ( Add Comment )
Morpha's
Blurbs
About me:
I just don't know what to do with myself. I'm not sure what I
should be, or in what direction I should head. So I just
sit here, perfectly still, waiting for some glorious
ripple of change to occur. And then I ruin everything
by lunging at the source's foot and choking it to death.
Who I'd like to meet:
A giant talking tornado, perhaps? I don't know.
