Ricky
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"And
who so happy, oh who, as he who ducks the punch of the
kangaroo?"
Female
Holodrum Plain, HOLODRUM
Last Login:
11/22/2005 |
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| Ricky's
Interests |
| General
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Hoppin',
punchin', hoppin' off my BMX, punchin' monstaz in the
mouth, BAM! Ooh! |
| Music
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Kangaroo
song.
Kangaroo song.
KANGAROO SONG!
KAN-GA-ROO SONG!
ALRIIIIIIGHT! |
| Movies
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Ricky,
Ricky II, Ricky III, Ricky IV, Ricky V |
| Television
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Captain
Kangaroo |
| Books
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The
One In The Middle Is The Green Fairy Boy Riding In A
Kangaroo, by bloomin' Judy Blume, mate.
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| Ricky's
Details |
| Status: |
Heavyweight
Champion of Holodrum |
| Here
for: |
Wanna have a go? Come on, then. I'll knock yer block off!
Then you won't be able to push it out of the way until
you find a power bracelet. How d'ya like that? |
| Orientation: |
More
like kangayroo.
Alternate joke: Homarsupial. |
| Sign: |
Raging
Taurus |
| Smoke
/ Drink: |
No
/ Hops & Punches |
| Children: |
Carryin'
Link around kinda makes me want a joey of me own someday |
| Occupation: |
Fistfightin'
flyer |
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Ricky is in your extended network
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| Ricky's
Latest Blog Entries |
Alright, seriously.
Can you alpha males writing these walkthroughs stop referring
to me as a "he"? Boomers don't have feckin' pouches,
mate!
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Today on my blog, we meet some heroes who cheat on their
quests, & the quests who still love them anyway... Let's
start by bringing out Link. Link!
"I just thought I'd skip to the next screen by hitting
select when I came to the edge of the screen I was on! Why
does that make me a bad person?"
Right. Anything else you think you should tell us, Link?
"N-no..."
Liiink?
"Oh, alright! I paused the game right before I was about
to catch something in a bottle & switched to my claim
check for the Biggoron sword so I could have a 5th bottle!
There! Are you happy?"
Is that all?
"Fine! And Farore's Wind, too. But I mean, who the hell
uses that anyway?"
Let's hear from the quest, now. Quest, how do you feel about
his mistreatment of you behind your back?
"Would you like to save?
[ Yes ] No"
"Excuse me, Ricky! Kin I say sumpin'?"
Oh, alright. Let's get opinions from the audience!
"I think dat quest needs to drop dat ZERO an' git herself
a HE-RO, gnome sane?"
What?
"I was axing if y'all gnome sane."
Right. I don't know what a gnome sane is.
"I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYIN'"
Ohh. Yeah sure. We gotta take a break! When we come back...
We'll find out what this old man's biggest, eastmost secret
is, right after this!
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| Ricky's
Blurbs |
About me:
The story of Ricky begins when I am imprisoned in the
future, where my only means of survival in the corrupt
business that the system has devolved into is violence.
So once Link found me boxing gloves, I punched holes
in people's stomachs & made their heads explode.
Like this!
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Who I'd like to meet:
No worries, love. Any nice-lookin' bloke who knows how
to treat a lady & who wants to join the mile-high
club can frequent this flyer.
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| Displaying 4 of 4
comments |
Kiki
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Nov 20, 2025 11:38 AM
WE HAVE YOUR SON. Kiki kiki!
Pay me 500 rupees, which I love more than anything,
if you want him back safe and sound!
Kiki! |
Dot
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Nov 21, 2025 3:28 PM
The best way to travel, the smart thing to do
Is to ride in the pouch of a red kangaroo! |
Boss
of the Carpenters
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Nov 21, 2025 5:36 PM
Oh sure, like anybody's ever going to get that
reference! It's worthless, I tell you! |
Lucy
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Nov 22, 2025 8:05 PM
Carryin' another man in your pouch? Ooooh, Ricky!
Looks like YOU'VE got some 'splainin' ta do! |
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