Piracy! Swashbuckling! Keel hauling@! Looting! Plundering! Hoisting the main sail! Buried treasure1 Drinking rum and saying ARRR before, during and after the month of October!
Music
Hit me up on Limewire, mateys. Me screen name be p1r4t3_j0l3n3
Movies
The Haunted Mansion
Television
Pirate Master, Character Fantasy
Books
You know, I didn't know what to put here, so I just searched Barnes and Noble.com for "pirate," and it gave me this:
I win at the intARRnet~!
Jolene's
Details
Status:
Divorced
Here
for:
Vengeance! And also booty.
Orientation:
Not in the least bit tiresome or annoying
Sign:
Taurus
Smoke
/ Drink:
No
/ YARR
Children:
Get stabbed in the face if they don't tell me where Linebeck is hiding!
Occupation:
Minor plot device
Jolene are in your extended network
Jolene's
Latest Blog Entries
Hey look everyone! A female character in a Zelda game with a sword and her midriff showing. She must be a Gerudo! Why don't you write a detailed geneology linking her bloodline to Ganondorf's? The community will never rest until it has the true answer! ( Add
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Yarr! I be endowed with A-cup breasts and I STILL took Dolly Parton's man. ( Add
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And also Jack White's. Because he's not insecure about his sexuality like when 14-year-old white soul singers cover his songs. ( Add
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My baby sister insists that I'm merely pretending to be a pirate, citing this "pirate costume" that I don. Silly little girl. If I were to base my career ambitions solely on how I dress, I would be trying to be Sporty Spice. ( Add
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Jolene's
Blurbs
About me:
You! Little boy in green! Tell me the whereabouts of Linebeck this instant! I've sent him seven score friend requests, and he answered nary a one.
Playing Jolene for a fool is an unwise choice. You truly don't want to add me to your friends list? I see ... well, then ... since I am unable to take a hint like a rational human being, you will be punished!
Who I'd like to meet:
A ninja, a robot and a monkey so we can start a webcomic together where we tell jokes about video games and are all trapped in a tight force field 5 inches thick of black Sharpie.
Every time you fight Jolene you get more rupees! Damaging my ship and getting a bunch of game overs are worth it when there are rupees involved!
Plus I can always reset without saving, keep that 000 in my game file and look like I am a game master who beat it in like 5 hours. None will be the wiser!
