Beedle
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"All
you need is love... which you can buy a piece of for
950 rupees but only while I'm wearing a helmet!"
Male
Traveling Houseboat, HYRULE
Last Login:
5/9/2025
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| Beedle's
Interests |
| General
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Selling
my wares to seafaring folk, selling my warez to internetfaring
folk, being EXTREMELY AND LOUDLY APPRECIATIVE whenever
you buy something!
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| Music
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Chuck
Berry, the Everly Brothers, the Marvellettes, Cliff Richard
& the Shadows, Carl Perkins |
| Movies
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Rudle:
All You Need Is Cash, So Try Selling Bombs & Fish Food |
| Television
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Beedle
Bailey & His Friends
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| Books
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The
Houseboat Murders, by Paul Hyrule Wagner
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| Beedle's
Details |
| Status: |
Very
excited that you're visiting my profile! |
| Here
for: |
Business, friendly conversation, teaching children about
isosceles triangles by pointing to my nose! |
| Orientation: |
Was
my favorite activity in college CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY BOISTEROUS
PERSONALITY |
| Sign: |
Aquarius |
| Smoke
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No /
No |
| Children: |
Someday...
if you're not down with that, that's ok, too... but if you
want me to wear a helmet we gotta do it near Rock Spire Island!
Hey, you have your ideas of a romantic getaway... I have
mine! |
| Occupation: |
Mop
top shop chap |
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| Beedle's
Latest Blog Entries |
This blog is set
to private, so that only my friends can read it! Therefore,
if you can read this, THAAAAANK YOUUUUUU for the add!
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It's been a hard
day's night! I should be skipping it with the Song of Passing!
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OHHHHHHHH! So nice of you to drop by my little corner of the
Great Sea Wide Web! I would like to tell you about an exciting
complimentary offer that I'm only making available for a
limited time!
See who's visiting your HySpace profile! All you need to do is post
this bulletin 30 times with the subject OH MY GODESSES THIS ONE
REALLY WORKS YOU GUYS and this complimentary tracker is yours,
free!
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OH GOD BUG ON THE CROTCH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
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| Beedle's
Blurbs |
About me:
Coo coo catchoo.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I guess my perfect soulmate would be someone with a head
shaped like a vagina.
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| Beedle's
Friends Comments |
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comments |
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May 8, 2025 4:19 PM
Can I just say that the fact that your underpants match
the only other shirt I own is really creeping me out?
I think you need to stop using that profile tracker thing
before you cross over some line you're not supposed
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Navi
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May 8, 2025 10:34 PM
HEY! DON'T LISTEN THIS GUY!
I fell for that complimentary profile tracker crap he keeps
clambering on about,
& it doesn't work at all! In fact, all it does is
put a virus on my computer that asks me if I've been
working out every time
I click on something! |
Jesus
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May 9, 2025 3:33 AM
Oh, please. Don't give me that crap.
I'm like 6 foot 3 and don't have stubby legs.
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Zelda
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May 9, 2025 6:27 PM
I hate to be blunt like this, but to be perfectly
honest, the reason why I don't want to go on a date
with you is because I think you'd just Be-dull. |
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