Soup
preparation and waiting around for my grandson to barge
in and start stealing my things.
Music
Anything
where a guy who was 20 and sexy in the 1970s is now 50+ and
singing standards.
Movies
That
one where Jessica Tandy bosses around that negro fellow!
Also Cocoon and whatever Paul Newman has done in the 45 years
since he turned 100.
Television
"The
Soup"
Books
"The
Holy Bible." Jesus is the true "hero of time." I don't care
if it isn't part of our culture or religion, I've never
met an old person who wasn't a teacher or professor who regularly
read anything but the Holy Bible. Oh, and like, "Woman's
World."
Grandma's
Details
Status:
Lonely,
being waved to.
Here
for:
Reading
the profiles on this site is the only thing that makes me
okay with dying!
Orientation:
Old.
Sign:
Even
older.
Smoke
/ Drink:
With
cel shaded effects / Yes
Children:
Sexual
reproduction skips a generation in my family.
Occupation:
Asian
grandmother for two precocious Aryan kids.
Grandma is in your extended network
Grandma's
Latest Blog Entries
Well, tonight I’m
going to invite the whole town over for your birthday party, so
I'd better start getting ready, shouldn’t I? Your grandma
is going to make your favorite soup for you tonight. Mmmmm! I just
know you’re looking forward to it. Now go get your sister,
Aryll. ( Add Comment )
Today I tricked my grandson into believing his clothes could "only
be seen by the honest." He spent 25 minutes going the long way
around the island just to keep the kid with the snot rope hanging
out of his nose from seeing him nude. Hee hee! The boy should be
more worried that he's going to be sailing the world in pajamas
with a lobster on them. ( Add Comment )
I guess it is true. Aryll really has been kidnapped... Hasn’t
she? What kind of monster would take such a sweet, young child?
Oh well! Time to get back to watchin' my stories. ( Add Comment )
Grandma's
Blurbs
About me:
I am a kind and loving grandmother who always has a story to tell
and loves making soup for my beautiful grandchildren when they
behave! I know a lot about the Hero of Time and have information
on where you should go next. In fact, you could call me "WORLD'S
CORRECT GRANDMOM." Write it on your hero clothes in magic marker!
Who I'd like to meet:
Well, someone who will help me commemorate the fact that we've reached
the same age as dirt! You have to be proud about that for at
least one day!
